...think of it as "rubbin' clits" and channel your inner-lesbian, ShortCakes..........
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43572
#37
something about that gif........
he has to tilt that marble in several different angles, to make sure enough light hits it, to maybe cast a shadow of the marble, to show that it's even there at all.......
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KnuckleHeadz
SBR Hall of Famer
12-11-19
8212
#38
Originally posted by Auto Donk
something about that gif........
he has to tilt that marble in several different angles, to make sure enough light hits it, to maybe cast a shadow of the marble, to show that it's even there at all.......
That LIL Turtle 🐢 head peaking out is the most classic shit
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pologq
SBR Posting Legend
10-07-12
19899
#39
Originally posted by Auto Donk
give her a sugar cube or a carrot and she'll chill the fuk out and serve up those titties.......
was going to give her some hay for a lay
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BeatTheJerk
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
08-19-07
31802
#40
If God gave me that fuckin’ c o c k for this life I would’ve went Tranny @ 18 & tell the Lord to “fuk off”. I would’ve been a Tranny lesbian of course that is very important to know lol
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388208
#41
She will not be in office long term very beatable
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43572
#42
Originally posted by BeatTheJerk
If God gave me that fuckin’ c o c k for this life I would’ve went Tranny @ 18 & tell the Lord to “fuk off”. I would’ve been a Tranny lesbian of course that is very important to know lol
what exactly is "tranny lesbian"? I'm half drunk and too tired to try and figure out wtf that means..... chicks generally hate post op trans, or any trans for that matter, unless they are total freaks......
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TATUMUS
SBR MVP
01-05-09
1142
#43
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BeatTheJerk
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
08-19-07
31802
#44
Originally posted by Auto Donk
what exactly is "tranny lesbian"? I'm half drunk and too tired to try and figure out wtf that means..... chicks generally hate post op trans, or any trans for that matter, unless they are total freaks......
Well given that if my creator slighted me so much on my endowment & knew for the rest of my sad pathetic sexual life I would not pleasure a woman. At my earliest adult stages I would’ve probably transitioned into a woman, but in-fact still dated & had sex with women being that I’m not gay the least bit. (It’s basically a joke though) mocking the micro nub of JJ’s extension or lack there of.
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BeatTheJerk
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
08-19-07
31802
#45
Originally posted by Auto Donk
what exactly is "tranny lesbian"? I'm half drunk and too tired to try and figure out wtf that means..... chicks generally hate post op trans, or any trans for that matter, unless they are total freaks......
Just to add to that briefly, hypothetically I would’ve had to seek out those total freaks that are into OP Trans you feel me. There’s something for everyone out there, all you gotta do is post an internet ad.
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hehfest
SBR Hall of Famer
09-28-08
8085
#46
Originally posted by BeatTheJerk
Well given that if my creator slighted me so much on my endowment & knew for the rest of my sad pathetic sexual life I would not pleasure a woman. At my earliest adult stages I would’ve probably transitioned into a woman, but in-fact still dated & had sex with women being that I’m not gay the least bit. (It’s basically a joke though) mocking the micro nub of JJ’s extension or lack there of.
Are you sure about that? You mean you wouldn't jump in the hay with Laverne.....LMFAO DDD (ha ha ha ha lol) Got him DDD!
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BeatTheJerk
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
08-19-07
31802
#47
Originally posted by hehfest
Are you sure about that? You mean you wouldn't jump in the hay with Laverne.....LMFAO DDD (ha ha ha ha lol) Got him DDD!
Not me personally, but I’m sure Superman Dwight Howard would love to find out how big the Cox is.