VIDEOS: DONK COVID TESTING PARTS 1 and 2!!!!

[Auto Donk]

Donker do you have the Kung Flu?

If I do, I'm what they call one of those assmasteromatic super spreaders.......

or assymptomatic, or something like that......

unless an electrical current running through your groin and left pelvic bone is a symptom...... that shit's been bothering me for about three days now..... constantly think i'm sitting on my cell phone going off in vibrate mode.....

fuk, my wife would probably give her left tit to have this sensation running through her groin.........

[vitterd]

Covid approval way up today after Donk positive test

[KVB]

...assmasteromatic super spreaders...

Pretty sure you were already one of these, before any Rona test.

[jjgold]

Auto you look like a fukkin jerkoff with blond hair, well go all the way now and get a fukkin perm

I cant wait then for all the fukkin transsexuals that will want to pound you in the clubs Austin

How the fuk did you go from a tough guy to a twink overnight??

Hey I swear if I ever meet you again I will get a box of Twinkies and throw right at your fukkin head.

[Auto Donk]

Auto you look like a fukkin jerkoff with blond hair, well go all the way now and get a fukkin perm

I cant wait then for all the fukkin transsexuals that will want to pound you in the clubs Austin

How the fuk did you go from a tough guy to a twink overnight??

Hey I swear if I ever meet you again I will get a box of Twinkies and throw right at your fukkin head.

so long as you don't drop trow and try to ass fuk me.......

oh wait.......

you can't penetrate........









Give it up, Shorty........

Stick to nearly getting your eye poked out in the gay sauna by a guy walking by in the steam with a woody, or a nice game of jelly watchers, Tiny....... that's more your style......

[SamsNCharge99]

Results back yet?

[EmpireMaker]

Herman Cain attended Trump's Tulsa Rally on June 20th He tested positive for Coronavirus on June 29th He was hospitalized on July 2nd. And now he is dead.

[Auto Donk]

Herman Cain attended Trump's Tulsa Rally on June 20th He tested positive for Coronavirus on June 29th He was hospitalized on July 2nd. And now he is dead.

yep, this Kung Flu is indeed very much a "natural selection" virus, in that it removes the weak and infirm from the herd.....

I was exposed on 7-15, and being neither weak nor infirm, but rather quite the opposite, I am asymptomatic..... not surprised.

only pussies like vitterd, and the old and infirm, need worry about this bat flu.....

everyone I know who's had it or has it says it's little more than a bad hangover, for about a week or so. Obviously, if you have co-morbidities or pre-existing conditions (copd, lung cancer, diabetes, etc.), it could flat out kill you.......

guys like me have nothing to worry about.... young healthy people have nothing to worry about.... 99.9 percent of children have nothing to worry about.......

don't let cnn and the msm media scare you..... they know only two things: scared people and locked down people are good for biden, bad for trump, and a shut down economy is good for biden and bad for trump........ they don't give a shit about the truth, or anything else.....

[EmpireMaker]

Deaths:

0 - 4 Years	<0.1
5 - 17 Years	<0.1
18 - 29 Years	0.5
30 - 39 Years	1.3
40 - 49 Years	3.2
50 - 64 Years	15.6
65 - 74 Years	20.9
75 - 84 Years	26.3
85+ Years	32.2

[Mr KLC]

This might sounds radical, but what if we let people who want to work go back to work.

AND

Let the people who want to stay home... stay home.

We could call it "freedom."

[Auto Donk]

This might sounds radical, but what if we let people who want to work go back to work.

AND

Let the people who want to stay home... stay home.

We could call it "freedom."

THAT would obviously make wwaaaayyyyyyyy too much sense, and not allow the dems/libs to beat up trump every day with the "he's failed at blovid" narrative nor would it allow them to keep the economy down, too much risk to trump winning......

[Mac4Lyfe]

they know only two things: scared people and locked down people are good for biden, bad for trump, and a shut down economy is good for biden and bad for trump........ they don't give a shit about the truth, or anything else.....

Why would a scared, locked down, bad economy be bad for Trump? Most people I know that don’t like Trump is because they think he’s an asshole. Most of those people didn’t like him way before Corona.

[vitterd]

Cmon Covid!! One time!! Get em!!

[Auto Donk]

Cmon Covid!! One time!! Get em!!

even if it "got me," i'd toss it like I'd toss you through the ropes of the ring you're too afraid to get in to with me.........

pussies like you think covid will actually do something.........

toughen up, pussy..... , guys like me laugh at covid........

[mjsuax13]

When are you guys gonna fight?

[Auto Donk]

When are you guys gonna fight?

if last go round was any indication, never.... the pussy is to broke and too much of a pussy to get into the ring with me......


you can read how he ducks, dodges, and generally flashes his klit as he avoids committing to getting his ass beat:

https://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/saloon/3601737-vitturd-pussy-has-officially-ducked-fight-aka-vitterd-pu-y.html

the only thing gaping more than vitterd's vagina is the hole that time and corruption have eaten in joe biden's brain.........

[grease lightnin]

Vitterd, you live in Malvern? Good wrestling at Malvern prep. Something tells me you don’t know anything about that. Make a video.

[Auto Donk]

seems like his kind of sport, for sure:

[mikejamm]

Auto you look like a fukkin jerkoff with blond hair, well go all the way now and get a fukkin perm

I cant wait then for all the fukkin transsexuals that will want to pound you in the clubs Austin

How the fuk did you go from a tough guy to a twink overnight??

Hey I swear if I ever meet you again I will get a box of Twinkies and throw right at your fukkin head.

Holy fuk’in shit JJ! That’s funny!Throw’in twinkies at the blond headed twink!

[grease lightnin]

seems like his kind of sport, for sure:

We call that one Beef Stew.

Vast majority of ufc champs started as wrestlers, so I will say it is not his kind of sport.

[KnuckleHeadz]

-310
Even at his age Donk would whip cuckjamm and Vittered back to back

[Auto Donk]

Holy fuk’in shit JJ! That’s funny!Throw’in twinkies at the blond headed twink!

good to see you back, mike..... I was thinkin' just yesterday I hadn't seen you on sbr in forever (mainly b/c you hadn't been busitin' my balls in my misogynistic threads.....

hope your staying safe and healthy.....

[jjgold]

Auto you fukkin twink


Did you put your hair back to normal yet?

[Auto Donk]

Auto you fukkin twink


Did you put your hair back to normal yet?

fuk no; i bought the shit to do the perm and jet black..... I need those f'n betpoints.....

slots at sbr been killing me since the pandemic set in......

[jjgold]

Ok We will be waiting

[mikejamm]

good to see you back, mike..... I was thinkin' just yesterday I hadn't seen you on sbr in forever (mainly b/c you hadn't been busitin' my balls in my misogynistic threads.....

hope your staying safe and healthy.....

Same to you ‘ol adversary.
We’ll know something is really wrong with you, if you ever start showing women any respect.

Seriously though, be careful and wear a fuk’in mask you twink.

Your man Herman Cain though it was smart to attend a trump rally, no mask, you see where he ended up.... worm food.

[Goat Milk]

yep, this Kung Flu is indeed very much a "natural selection" virus, in that it removes the weak and infirm from the herd.....

I was exposed on 7-15, and being neither weak nor infirm, but rather quite the opposite, I am asymptomatic..... not surprised.

only pussies like vitterd, and the old and infirm, need worry about this bat flu.....

everyone I know who's had it or has it says it's little more than a bad hangover, for about a week or so. Obviously, if you have co-morbidities or pre-existing conditions (copd, lung cancer, diabetes, etc.), it could flat out kill you.......

guys like me have nothing to worry about.... young healthy people have nothing to worry about.... 99.9 percent of children have nothing to worry about.......

don't let cnn and the msm media scare you..... they know only two things: scared people and locked down people are good for biden, bad for trump, and a shut down economy is good for biden and bad for trump........ they don't give a shit about the truth, or anything else.....

You have nothing to worry about, and I don't know if you have parents who are old, but if you did, you'd be worried for them. And if one of my parents died, I'm not going to accept that they are "weak and a victim of natural selection." That is a one way ticket to hell if that's what's in your soul. Not sure if you believe in heaven or hell either.

[Auto Donk]

[jjgold]

Congrats

[Shute]

How did the urethral swabs do?

[deltgen]

I'm a week late to this thread, but two thoughts:
Second priority is that I'm glad you're okay, although you're absolutely right--even if that test came back positive you'd have nothing to worry about, just like 99.99% of people.
Most importantly though--thanks for the awesome Earl Campbell memories. I'm a Steelers guy and that was quite a rivalry in my younger days. We absolutely had a healthy respect for The Tyler Rose.

[vitterd]

I'm a week late to this thread, but two thoughts:
Second priority is that I'm glad you're okay, although you're absolutely right--even if that test came back positive you'd have nothing to worry about, just like 99.99% of people.
Most importantly though--thanks for the awesome Earl Campbell memories. I'm a Steelers guy and that was quite a rivalry in my younger days. We absolutely had a healthy respect for The Tyler Rose.

If it came back positive, he’d be dead. Your 99.9 number is fake news and completely wrong. You’re one of the reasons it keeps spreading. So many fuxcking idiots in this country.

[hawkeye 16]

unless an electrical current running through your groin and left pelvic bone is a symptom...... that shit's been bothering me for about three days now..... constantly think i'm sitting on my cell phone going off in vibrate mode.....

fuk, my wife would probably give her left tit to have this sensation running through her groin.........

Donker, I've had that. It's called Varicocele. Basically the veins get wrapped around your balls.

I've heard you should never sit with your legs crossed or some shitt and that is supposed to help.

It frikking sucks though. It's like someone putting a taser on your balls.

https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/varicocele/symptoms-causes/syc-20378771#:~:text=A%20varicocele%20(VAR-ih-,quality%2C%20which%20can%20cause%20infertility.

[KVB]

...It frikking sucks though. It's like someone putting a taser on your balls...

[hawkeye 16]