The Donk getting covid tested at 12:45 cst today; exposed to cousin who's now covid+

[Auto Donk]

cousin helped me move in some new office furniture on 7-17, turned up with symptoms two days later..... he's now been confirmed as covid+.....

getting a covid test at CVS at 12:45 today.... no symptoms at this point, tho did have a prolonged case of morning wood this morning, and my cahonies felt a tad bit warmer than usual.....

not looking forward to having some shit jammed way up my nose; hope it's the other type of test.....

as for covid, that makes one cousin, two clients, and two opposing counsel in cases of mine who are now positive.....

dodging bullets down here.....

[magpie878]

Stay well, Donker

[Chi_archie]

Good luck! Sending positive vibes

But even if you are positive, you'll f\*\*k covid in the ass

[Auto Donk]

Stay well, Donker

thanks for the well wishes.... both you and arch.......

[Bluehorseshoe]

Had the test twice.

Not a fan.

[KnuckleHeadz]

This means Vittered will have to be tested now as well

[mjsuax13]

Go get ‘em Donk! You will be fine. Wish you well brother.

[Auto Donk]

This means Vittered will have to be tested now as well

so true, here I thought, after skull fukkin' his imaginary wife, only to see him kissing her moments later, and then posing the question to vittles "how do I taste" was going to be the best dig I got in, now the punkass lying bitch pussy liberal will have to get tested for covid......

[19th Hole]

Donk...Stay clean and negative.
That insidious Wuhan-virus is inscrutable to 'Mericans.
Head for the Texas hill-country with your fire-power and beat-off
whatever comes your way.

[marcoloco]

getting a covid test at CVS at 12:45 today.... no symptoms at this point, tho did have a prolonged case of morning wood this morning, and my cahonies felt a tad bit warmer than usual.....

[homie1975]

relax, it's a hoax, it's just a flu

[jjgold]

Auto how big are you?

[Mac4Lyfe]

How long before you get the results? I think Medicare in Houston can still give you results immediately. Praying for you bro.

[Auto Donk]

Auto how big are you?

much, much bigger than this:





and homie, this shit isn't even as bad as the flu..... all that I have heard from people that actually have had and dealt with the shit is that it's like a bad hangover..... that's it....... not even as bad as the flu........

[homie1975]

AD
from one human being to another: #1, i hope you test neg and you and yours are all safe and healthy.

#2, please do not insult our collective intelligence here and say this is not as bad as the flu. it is without question more deadly and virulent than the flu. please do not downplay it due to your political beliefs.

[Mac4Lyfe]

. not even as bad as the flu........

Famous last words...

[pablo222]

Best wishes for donker. Stay healthy.

[Auto Donk]

Famous last words...

to the contrary, just the words of the seven-eight people I know and have personally talked to about their experience with the Kung Flu.....

they moved my apptment to 12:30, drive thru on Louetta CVS at n. eldridge.... may try to video the experience.....

[Auto Donk]

may even change into some sbr gear for the vid.......

[Auto Donk]

AD
from one human being to another: #1, i hope you test neg and you and yours are all safe and healthy.

#2, please do not insult our collective intelligence here and say this is not as bad as the flu. it is without question more deadly and virulent than the flu. please do not downplay it due to your political beliefs.

just reporting the truth from people who HAVE ACTUALLY HAD, OR HAVE AT PRESENT, the kung flu.......

just because their truth doesn't jive with cnn's or the msm's or the lib's idea of what kung flu entails is not my problem........ if your intelligence is "insulted" by the truth, you need to re-evaluate your so called "intelligence", or, more correctly, the lack thereof........

what happened to the bullshit about "facts matter"..... those are FACTS -- similar to a bad hangover..... over and over that is the sentiment from PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY HAVE HAD IT..... none of them have died, or even req'd a hospital visit.... THOSE ARE FACTS...

[homie1975]

just reporting the truth from people who HAVE ACTUALLY HAD, OR HAVE AT PRESENT, the kung flu.......

just because their truth doesn't jive with cnn's or the msm's or the lib's idea of what kung flu entails is not my problem........ if your intelligence is "insulted" by the truth, you need to re-evaluate your so called "intelligence", or, more correctly, the lack thereof........

what happened to the bullshit about "facts matter"..... those are FACTS -- similar to a bad hangover..... over and over that is the sentiment from PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY HAVE HAD IT..... none of them have died, or even req'd a hospital visit.... THOSE ARE FACTS...

then why did you say "dodging bullets" in your OP ?

[KVB]

Donk, if they say your positive, tell them you just knew it was positive.

Tell them either you've lost your sense of smell or the Orchids of Asia massage "therapist" had a miracle cure for her chronic Robin Box.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

to the contrary, just the words of the seven-eight people I know and have personally talked to about their experience with the Kung Flu.....

they moved my apptment to 12:30, drive thru on Louetta CVS at n. eldridge.... may try to video the experience.....

Good luck, Donker.

Stay safe.

Well, unless Orchids is right around . In that case, drop by for a post-covid-test-rub-n-tug.

[jjgold]

Good luck Auto!!

[Ghenghis Kahn]

Donker, from a guy with a clue, even if you test positive for SARS-Cov-2, you'll be fine. Clueless people on here act like Covid19 is like getting cancer.

[vitterd]

Just another one way of Donk getting out of fighting me.

If you have Covid and get out on a respirator.....it will be less painful than what I would have done to you if you showed up to fight.

[Auto Donk]

test is done; got some cool vids from it...... will post in short order.....

and for the guy that always wants to see more threats made toward other posters, I threw a couple of those in for good measure.....

it's two vids, one on the approach and initial line (the line was short, but the woman in front of me took forever -- then again, she may have been doing vaginal swabs for The Herpes from what I could see, but whatever), and the other as I administer my own test.......


as for pussy vitterd, go read the whole thread where you pussied out of the fight with me, and quit lying to the forum, or i'll just add that to the plethora of reasons I already have to beat your lying liberal fake phony unverified ass to a bloody pulp, you sorry mother fukkin' kahksucking fake ass pussy.........

[A Quant]

Take some Hydrochloroquine.

Make a video of that and tell us how that goes.

[homie1975]

Godspeed, AD

[vitterd]

If anyone deserves it....it’s auto donk. Lying all the time, making up conspiracy theories, calling people pedo’s......God must have been watching.

[Auto Donk]

then why did you say "dodging bullets" in your OP ?

for drama's sake, of course..... Kung Flu phases me about as much as a bad case of the clap..... I dive right in, for it'll be over in less than a week or so......

[Auto Donk]

If anyone deserves it....it’s auto donk. Lying all the time, making up conspiracy theories, calling people pedo’s......God must have been watching.

for those pathetic, but expected from a total lowlife like you, rest assured that if i'm positive, i'll hunt you down like a dog in the woods and beat the shit out of you while transferring you the KUNG FLU........

[DroopyDog]

I'll volunteer to administer the clorox injections should you get some unfortunate news

[Auto Donk]

then why did you say "dodging bullets" in your OP ?

Actually, here's who I had in mind when I typed that shit.......

so, obviously I was joking......

[homie1975]

for drama's sake, of course..... Kung Flu phases me about as much as a bad case of the clap..... I dive right in, for it'll be over in less than a week or so......

i hope so man. the worst part of this is that if you die, some of us who are diametrically opposed to your beliefs about this, won't be able to say "I told you so" because you will be dead!!


I'm just joking dude. I hope you have no symptoms and this thing passes through you like one of the bean burritos at taco bell that you love