VIDEO: Donk On the Farm, Deep S. Texas; message to JJ, singin' Johnny Cash!!!

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  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43572

    #1
    VIDEO: Donk On the Farm, Deep S. Texas; message to JJ, singin' Johnny Cash!!!
  • Housemoney
    SBR MVP
    • 09-17-09
    • 3914

    #2
    Good choice of song Donk
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    • Eddy Munny
      Benched
      • 08-13-13
      • 15769

      #3
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      • Mackballs
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 12-01-16
        • 5810

        #4
        Don't waste anything.

        Excellent lesson to be learned.
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        • jjgold
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 07-20-05
          • 388208

          #5
          fire that fukker!!

          Looks peaceful out there
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          • Auto Donk
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 09-03-13
            • 43572

            #6
            Originally posted by jjgold
            fire that fukker!!

            Looks peaceful out there
            S&W 357 magnum...... so far i've killed two red winged blackbirds, a jackrabbit, and a 5 foot western diamond back with it since I came down here four days ago......
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            • Auto Donk
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 09-03-13
              • 43572

              #7
              new vids tomorrow..... parts one and two of blazing away with my newly acquired covid-19 stopper, a 357 mag my dad handed down to me now that he's hit 80 and has killed enough people with it.....
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              • jjgold
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 07-20-05
                • 388208

                #8
                There’s no houses out that way all farms
                farm land
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                • Auto Donk
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 09-03-13
                  • 43572

                  #9
                  just me and three similarly hung donkeys, who we call "The Tres Amigos," lookin' for some action, any way we can get it.....

                  I was through a half bottle of Maker's Mark -- only a fifth -- when I made the shooting vids..... so don't expect too much.........

                  about to start uploading the fukkers to youtube.... the wireless internet out here in BFE (bum fuk egypt, or sum shit like that), is so bad it took two hours to upload my johnny cash karoke video.....
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                  • Foxx
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 05-25-11
                    • 5816

                    #10
                    Well done Donk. One of your better videos.

                    Farming is noble work. Good stuff.
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                    • mjsuax13
                      Moderator
                      • 03-14-15
                      • 24990

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Auto Donk
                      You don’t want JJ to come down. He is lazy and will be a drain on the local resources.
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                      • JIBBBY
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 12-10-09
                        • 83476

                        #12
                        Donkers a good ole boy!!! This beach boy in Cali could sit down and have a beer with this dude and shoot the shit..

                        You're turning gray though bud, age catching up with you from your vids from years ago.. All good though, that's not fire wood either. That be dead brush weeds you were cutting..

                        Johnny LIVE!!!

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                        • Okieirish
                          SBR Wise Guy
                          • 09-03-19
                          • 925

                          #13
                          Rural Texas.... I like it being an Okie. I am all about living in the sticks myself. I own cattle and have a Ruger .44 mag ! Trimming trees does require some drinking !
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                          • pavyracer
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 04-12-07
                            • 82667

                            #14
                            Can you see Trump's wall from your farm?
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                            • Auto Donk
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 09-03-13
                              • 43572

                              #15
                              mostly kindlin, but a few bigger dead branches are actual fire wood; the bigger shit off that smaller oak came down first, and was under all the brushier, smaller shit.....


                              one of those silver sheds is full of fire would of the type your thinkin' of; the type you cali boys would probably use a splitter on, which I use an axe on the choppin' block for.......

                              obviously, I was pulling little limbs apart with my hands, all that shit was kindling........

                              better vids are loadin' as I speak......

                              youtube slow as fuk out here on the farm.......
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                              • sweethook
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 11-21-07
                                • 12667

                                #16
                                farm land
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                                • clockwise1965
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 10-01-13
                                  • 6753

                                  #17
                                  Good stuff. I love the country.
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                                  • jjgold
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 07-20-05
                                    • 388208

                                    #18
                                    Guys with big coks usually have big guns it is interesting
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                                    • Gmen30
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 10-13-10
                                      • 1405

                                      #19
                                      Good work Donk
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                                      • jjgold
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 07-20-05
                                        • 388208

                                        #20
                                        lets see some rounds fired!
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                                        • SamsNCharge99
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 10-22-08
                                          • 41244

                                          #21
                                          real working man there...not even wearing gloves while cutting down the trees
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                                          • Auto Donk
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 09-03-13
                                            • 43572

                                            #22
                                            trees all trimmed, grain all in......

                                            good weekend down on the farm.....

                                            have a few more vids to load once I get back to htown tomorrow........
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                                            • DiggityDaggityDo
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 11-30-08
                                              • 81463

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                              just me and three similarly hung donkeys, who we call "The Tres Amigos," lookin' for some action, any way we can get it.....

                                              I was through a half bottle of Maker's Mark -- only a fifth -- when I made the shooting vids..... so don't expect too much.........

                                              about to start uploading the fukkers to youtube.... the wireless internet out here in BFE (bum fuk egypt, or sum shit like that), is so bad it took two hours to upload my johnny cash karoke video.....
                                              Donker, JJ will clean up after those donkeys for free room and board.




                                              Be a nice guy Donker and give JJ a room with a peep hole peeping into your bedroom so he can watch you banging Mrs. Donker every night while he wacks his 2.5" pud.
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                                              • RudyRuetigger
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 08-24-10
                                                • 65107

                                                #24
                                                I like Donk

                                                Reminds me of my grandpa

                                                but is he a lawyer and farmer????????
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                                                • jjgold
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 07-20-05
                                                  • 388208

                                                  #25
                                                  I wouldn’t want this guy as my lawyer he seems more like a street lawyer with no credentials to back it up
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                                                  • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 11-30-08
                                                    • 81463

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by jjgold
                                                    I wouldn’t want this guy as my lawyer he seems more like a street lawyer with no credentials to back it up
                                                    Are you kidding??

                                                    I wouldn't want anybody BUT Donker to me my lawyer.

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                                                    • Auto Donk
                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                      • 09-03-13
                                                      • 43572

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                                      Are you kidding??

                                                      I wouldn't want anybody BUT Donker to me my lawyer.



                                                      particularly a case I'm passionate about, as I really turn up the heat:


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                                                      • manny24
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 10-22-07
                                                        • 20174

                                                        #28
                                                        oh fawk this guy is going to put me out of business !
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                                                        • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 11-30-08
                                                          • 81463

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by manny24
                                                          oh fawk this guy is going to put me out of business !
                                                          Manny, what song do you sing when whacking wood?
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                                                          • manny24
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 10-22-07
                                                            • 20174

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                                            Manny, what song do you sing when whacking wood?
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                                                            • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 11-30-08
                                                              • 81463

                                                              #31
                                                              Nice.

                                                              I was 97% sure Manny would say this song

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                                                              • Auto Donk
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 09-03-13
                                                                • 43572

                                                                #32
                                                                damn..... those eye brow raising signals that black bottom boi was signaling probably make ttwarrior jealous.......
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                                                                • jjgold
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 07-20-05
                                                                  • 388208

                                                                  #33
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