Las Vegas is back!

[mjsuax13]

Feels sort of weird. It’s busy but like 3am when the club is pretty much done and the hardcore drunks/gamblers are still going or 5-6am when you are annihilated heading back to your room trying to beat the sunrise. People playing, broads hammering the cheap slots, the female stragglers and last man standing game going on. Lots of 200 pound women but who cares?! Don’t see the usual fake drug dealers or Newport smoking hookers. It’s hard for them to blend in with 50% occupancy limits so I think they stay away. I did just see a massive set of cans though and a girl with a scorpion tattoo on her tit. She must like the Scorpion King movie.

MGM: pretty busy. Nowhere to sit at tables. Social distancing sucks. The glass at the tables feels like visitation in jail. I want to hit on these slump busters but through the glass is awkward. Minimums back down to $15. Craps/Roulette/Blackjack/3Card busy. Ghost town in lobby bar, Whiskey Down. Lots of fat chicks handing out post Quarantine Vagina. I’m down about $125 here. Going to wait this out a bit.

NY/NY: busy, $10 tables and a couple $5 ones. Was higher during the day with less action. They are packing them in. Younger crowd. Cheap rates. Went over there to see what’s playing. Same as MGM. Didn’t play- didn’t lose here.

Bellagio: busy, lots of middle aged quality ass in there, restaurants closed, bars open, fountains going, the gavone at the piano was going strong. Tables $25-$50 minimums but packed. Everything is rolling in the gaming area. Decided to go here instead of Wynn for a little.

Heading to Cosmo/Wynn tomorrow.

It just doesn’t feel the same without the blatant shit show but it is the first week back. I’m starting to think the hookers and pimps got a PPP loan.

[pimike]

Feels sort of weird. It’s busy but like 3am when the club is pretty much done and the hardcore drunks/gamblers are still going or 5-6am when you are annihilated heading back to your room trying to beat the sunrise. People playing, broads hammering the cheap slots, the female stragglers and last man standing game going on. Lots of 200 pound women but who cares?! Don’t see the usual fake drug dealers or Newport smoking hookers. It’s hard for them to blend in with 50% occupancy limits so I think they stay away. I did just see a massive set of cans though and a girl with a scorpion tattoo on her tit. She must like the Scorpion King movie.

MGM: pretty busy. Nowhere to sit at tables. Social distancing sucks. The glass at the tables feels like visitation in jail. I want to hit on these slump busters but through the glass is awkward. Minimums back down to $15. Craps/Roulette/Blackjack/3Card busy. Ghost town in lobby bar, Whiskey Down. Lots of fat chicks handing out post Quarantine Vagina. I’m down about $125 here. Going to wait this out a bit.

NY/NY: busy, $10 tables and a couple $5 ones. Was higher during the day with less action. They are packing them in. Younger crowd. Cheap rates. Went over there to see what’s playing. Same as MGM. Didn’t play- didn’t lose here.

Bellagio: busy, lots of middle aged quality ass in there, restaurants closed, bars open, fountains going, the gavone at the piano was going strong. Tables $25-$50 minimums but packed. Everything is rolling in the gaming area. Decided to go here instead of Wynn for a little.

Heading to Cosmo/Wynn tomorrow.

It just doesn’t feel the same without the blatant shit show but it is the first week back. I’m starting to think the hookers and pimps got a PPP loan.

Thanks

Ppp loan

[CWD]

Very good report covered all the bases impressive

[jjgold]

Gambling at home

[mjsuax13]

Very good report covered all the bases impressive

Thank you. I’m a seasoned degenerate.

[mjsuax13]

Thanks

Ppp loan

LOL. I’m telling you. They all got a PPP loan.

[kyhawk]

Try NLV casinos. Some scary ones.

Been years since I've been there since I drove a cab in the 80's but I've been in all of them at least once.

[Gmen30]

We need a video from the King of Vegas, Fishhead.

[TheLock]

Who the heck is going to go there?

I’m booked at Aria 47 days from now.

[mjsuax13]

Today’s slate:

MGM- where I’m staying
Cosmo- always some ass in there
Wynn- great place for middle aged hammering
Downtown- check out the scene

That’s what I got. Looking for trouble.

[KVB]

Today’s slate:

MGM- where I’m staying
Cosmo- always some ass in there
Wynn- great place for middle aged hammering
Downtown- check out the scene

That’s what I got. Looking for trouble.

[CWD]

[mjsuax13]

Where did I end up today? I have been at MGM, Excalibur, NYNY, Wynn and Cosmo. Haven’t made it downtown yet. Spent some time at the pool at MGM. Ass everywhere. I’d recommend this pool setup. Most have the 1-2 cramped pools and this has multiple. Lots of fake out there but nowhere to be found in the casino all evening...

Business is picking up a bit with a weekend crowd. Starting so see more whures roaming around. Saw 2 black hookers with guys that look like JJ. The hookers were 6 feet tall and the little bald hairy bastards were about 5’6” so good luck with that. I’m not blacked out yet but heading there. Need something to boost my energy but it’s not worth it considering nobody is around. I don’t want to see the sunrise with my pepperoni staring at me. Going to just hammer drinks and dry out tomorrow. I’m about 35000 points away from platinum at MGM properties... which I’m starting to find out doesn’t really mean shit.

MGM: whiskey down has a live band playing cranking some music, lobby bar and lucky’s busy. Tables rocking with $25 minimums. Lost $200 playing blackjack but picked up $80 playing video poker. Lots of muffin top broads walking around with huge and tattoos. Thinking inland empire. Lots of older couples too. The old pickled ones that chain smoke and have gin blossoms. More hookers tonight but all black so not my kind of whore. Can’t find any of the girls from the pool today. Did see some asshole newlyweds. What a mistake.

Excalibur: interesting spot, checked it out because of $5 black jack. Won $240 playing but dropped it into a wheel of fortune machine and buried myself. Lots of Spanish speaking friends over there. It’s the first day it opened so only a few restaurants open. Lobby bar offering $2 beers. Nothing noteworthy in terms of females.. and the waitress barely showed up. It’s the first place I’m sure some of these people have ever visited in Vegas because the people at the tables didn’t know shit. Weird- I could actually hear crickets walking out of here. One time I picked up a hooker on the walkway from Excalibur to Tropicana. That corner is known for heavy hooker traffic. I also banged a mature woman staying at the Tropicana a few years back. Great ass.

NYNY: Face tattoo city but very busy. Mostly everything is open except food court stuff. Tables have multiple people and $5-$25 minimums. Sat at the center bar and trolled on some bimbos for a few minutes. Waitress in the high limit slots is the best piece in here. Tall and busty. Can’t see her mouth though with these stupid masks. I bought a mask so I don’t feel like the prick not wearing one. Some are practicing social distancing while many don’t care.

Wynn: smells terrific in here, not as busy as the “value” properties but still some nice scenery. Lots of guys with their girls or mistresses in here. Didn’t stay long. Boring... can’t really full scale spiral in here so heading to Cosmo. I wish sapphire was open. Haven’t got my rocks off yet, no drugs, loaded on booze and figuring out my next move.

It’s weird because the snowball of bad decisions doesn’t exist much beyond gambling and chasing losses. There aren’t many hookers, no random drug dealers and no strip clubs open. In other words... I’d have to blame my poor decision on myself over the usual excuses. Heading to Cosmo. Has to be rocking as usual and always loaded with hot ass.

[CWD]

really some of the best trip reports in a long time

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Wow!!

Great review!

NYNY Center Bar has produced excellent fukkin opportunities. I can vouch for that.

Goood job on your report, Suax!

[manny24]

great work MJ now go get your horn scraped by one of those 6's and 7's !!

[Jayvegas420]

Did MGM extend their points window to compensate for closure & give you added time to reach the next teir?

[jjgold]

The reports I have read here the people that go to Vegas are trash

The high class never goes there lots of diseases flying around casinos

[mjsuax13]

JJ, Vegas has always been a mixed bag just like SBR. Probably a bit more lower end this week considering the room rates are low. Always been diseases in casinos and bars... they are called STD’s. I haven’t seen the usual California night club trash that thinks their rappers, gang members or posing like they have money. Those folks have been wiped out from the closures with their side hustle jobs.

Typically, I usually do Aria because you price them out or a big fight weekend at MGM with higher room rates. Just like zip codes- price them out. I could rate the people 1-10 at the casinos if you like but I’d say most fluctuate based on chemical intake. Watched a group of girls progression go from 8-9 to 5-6 as soon as they opened their mouths or started out talking.

Cosmo was rocking. Lots of trendy fun people there. Had a great time but a bit stung. Clique bar has some of the hottest girls I’ve ever seen in there. There’s also a speak easy in there that looks like a barber shop but you go through it and behind closed doors to a party. Stayed here until around 3am. Great party spot, hot girls, trendy people, lots of heavy booze flowing. If you ever get the chance to hit the sportsbook bar there is a tall busty blonde that works there. HUGE TITS. I’m talking HUGE. Bigger than your head.

Today’s Slate:

MGM some more, Caesars, Venetian and then definitely downtown. Extended my stay until Sunday so been here for days. Definitely getting my horn scraped.

[Mr KLC]

What mask? Las Vegas tourists act like the virus is long gone at the Cosmopolitan

[SBR_Guest_Pro]

doesn't look like trash at that pool

[jjgold]

The prices are all skyrocketing in Vegas they have to make up some money everything is 30% more

[Sam Odom]

Vegas will be ROCKING July 4th long weekend -- We are planning on being there

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I love HUGE TITS that are bigger than my head.

[SBR_Guest_Pro]

Try NLV casinos. Some scary ones.

Been years since I've been there since I drove a cab in the 80's but I've been in all of them at least once.

You mean decades, not years.

[SBR_Guest_Pro]

Vegas will be ROCKING July 4th long weekend -- We are planning on being there

I'm going to be down at Canyon Lake by Lake Elsinore

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I'm going to be down at Canyon Lake by Lake Elsinore

Canyon Lake any good?

I used to drive by that place all the time when I lived in San Diego and would drive up north.

I knew a girl in Lake Elsinore that gave one hell of a rimjob. I never did stop at that casino though. It looked like a tiny hole in the wall.

[Biff41]

Canyon Lake any good?

I used to drive by that place all the time when I lived in San Diego and would drive up north.

I knew a girl in Lake Elsinore that gave one hell of a rimjob. I never did stop at that casino though. It looked like a tiny hole in the wall.

Those area are growing. It used to very remote

[jjgold]

Corona going to devastate people who go to Vegas and locals

I am very worried for you

[PaperTrail07]

……..good stuff

[jjgold]

Who else there or planning to go?

[SBR_Guest_Pro]

Canyon Lake any good?

I used to drive by that place all the time when I lived in San Diego and would drive up north.

I knew a girl in Lake Elsinore that gave one hell of a rimjob. I never did stop at that casino though. It looked like a tiny hole in the wall.

My brother and his friends are there so will be on the lake. Ya don't stop at that crappy casino

[ChuckyTheGoat]

Real trash


Class like myself will not be there

Who you kidding? You'd be there TOMORROW...if u could afford the plane fare!

LOL-LOL

[lonegambler23]

Feels sort of weird. It’s busy but like 3am when the club is pretty much done and the hardcore drunks/gamblers are still going or 5-6am when you are annihilated heading back to your room trying to beat the sunrise. People playing, broads hammering the cheap slots, the female stragglers and last man standing game going on. Lots of 200 pound women but who cares?! Don’t see the usual fake drug dealers or Newport smoking hookers. It’s hard for them to blend in with 50% occupancy limits so I think they stay away. I did just see a massive set of cans though and a girl with a scorpion tattoo on her tit. She must like the Scorpion King movie.

MGM: pretty busy. Nowhere to sit at tables. Social distancing sucks. The glass at the tables feels like visitation in jail. I want to hit on these slump busters but through the glass is awkward. Minimums back down to $15. Craps/Roulette/Blackjack/3Card busy. Ghost town in lobby bar, Whiskey Down. Lots of fat chicks handing out post Quarantine Vagina. I’m down about $125 here. Going to wait this out a bit.

NY/NY: busy, $10 tables and a couple $5 ones. Was higher during the day with less action. They are packing them in. Younger crowd. Cheap rates. Went over there to see what’s playing. Same as MGM. Didn’t play- didn’t lose here.

Bellagio: busy, lots of middle aged quality ass in there, restaurants closed, bars open, fountains going, the gavone at the piano was going strong. Tables $25-$50 minimums but packed. Everything is rolling in the gaming area. Decided to go here instead of Wynn for a little.

Heading to Cosmo/Wynn tomorrow.

It just doesn’t feel the same without the blatant shit show but it is the first week back. I’m starting to think the hookers and pimps got a PPP loan.

weve got a vegas insider on our hands

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Vegas will be ROCKING July 4th long weekend -- We are planning on being there

Sammy, can you dance like that?