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  • GimpedMaster
    SBR Wise Guy
    • 11-15-10
    • 764

    #1
    Everybody chalk, chalk, chalk chalk chalk, chalk, chalk, chalk chalk chalk
    To the tune of:





    OK this is just getting ludicrous. The amount of wins in these Madden sims with the moneyline favorites is absurd. There's no secret to my recent success, it's just watching alot of games, getting a feel for which favorites 'have it' and which ones don't, and then betting against the consistent weaker performers.


    I had a bad Friday losing 10K, but I'm on track for a 20K+ day today, 6/6 on the moneyline favorites I've taken thus far.


    Yes, when a couple go boobs up on you and crash a bunch of linked parlays it hurts, but the wins are more than making up for it thanks to their consistency.


    At this point hopefully even the haters and doubters have to admit that this is beyond a good luck winning streak, it's the reliability of the approach relying on the moneyline faves right now.


    GET ON THAT CHALK, BOYS


  • trytrytry
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 03-13-06
    • 23667

    #2
    keep it going Gimped....
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    • GimpedMaster
      SBR Wise Guy
      • 11-15-10
      • 764

      #3
      HAHA!


      Guys, how sad is it that the only ones I've lost, are the ones I had balls enough to take the spreads. NEVER AGAIN
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      • jjgold
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 07-20-05
        • 388208

        #4
        Great run
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        • GimpedMaster
          SBR Wise Guy
          • 11-15-10
          • 764

          #5
          Gents, if you have balance available I may be jinxing myself, but I promise you won't regret it.

          Take 5:00pm CST Football E-Sports Simulations 5210 Philadelphia Eagles -300*vs New York Giants

          And if you can, parlay it or also take:

          Pending 5/31/20 4:00pm CST Football E-Sports Simulations 7107 Houston Texans -225* vs New York Jets
          If you want to make some money, follow my lead...

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          • GimpedMaster
            SBR Wise Guy
            • 11-15-10
            • 764

            #6
            If it's not too late to live bet, also TAKE:
            Pending 5/31/20 4:00pm CST Football E-Sports Simulations 7110 Baltimore Ravens -145* vs Carolina Panthers
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            • texhooper
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 01-05-09
              • 10001

              #7
              Tailing on Eagles Gimped DO NOT fukk me
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              • jjgold
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 07-20-05
                • 388208

                #8
                This kid could get banned if keeps winning
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                • GimpedMaster
                  SBR Wise Guy
                  • 11-15-10
                  • 764

                  #9
                  Originally posted by texhooper
                  Tailing on Eagles Gimped DO NOT fukk me
                  No worries brah, we got this!

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                  • GimpedMaster
                    SBR Wise Guy
                    • 11-15-10
                    • 764

                    #10
                    Think I got enough pending Eagles bets? LOL



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                    • GimpedMaster
                      SBR Wise Guy
                      • 11-15-10
                      • 764

                      #11
                      Originally posted by jjgold
                      This kid could get banned if keeps winning
                      I hope not JJ

                      I'll be FREAKING out if so!
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                      • GimpedMaster
                        SBR Wise Guy
                        • 11-15-10
                        • 764

                        #12
                        INT on the opening drive, baby!

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                        • Black Coffee
                          SBR MVP
                          • 05-04-19
                          • 1187

                          #13
                          Solid run Gimp.. Keep it rollin..
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                          • texhooper
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 01-05-09
                            • 10001

                            #14
                            NIIIIICE...

                            I’m not gonna watch this shit so I appreciate the update haha
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                            • GimpedMaster
                              SBR Wise Guy
                              • 11-15-10
                              • 764

                              #15
                              Birds up 9-3, I'm greedy and want more separation but I'm happy to be up!
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                              • lonegambler23
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 06-22-16
                                • 9786

                                #16
                                keep going, youll lose your shirt eventually
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                                • GimpedMaster
                                  SBR Wise Guy
                                  • 11-15-10
                                  • 764

                                  #17
                                  Texans ML winner!

                                  Ravens going to OT

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                                  • lonegambler23
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 06-22-16
                                    • 9786

                                    #18
                                    10k on sims lmao you better pray you win.. can go butst quick
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                                    • GimpedMaster
                                      SBR Wise Guy
                                      • 11-15-10
                                      • 764

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by lonegambler23
                                      keep going, youll lose your shirt eventually
                                      Thanks for the support pal!
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                                      • GimpedMaster
                                        SBR Wise Guy
                                        • 11-15-10
                                        • 764

                                        #20
                                        Ravens win!

                                        Eagles lost the lead, but regained it right back. Still up by a FG in the 3rd...
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                                        • texhooper
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 01-05-09
                                          • 10001

                                          #21
                                          This is too tight gimped I was expecting a blowout
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                                          • BeatTheJerk
                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                            • 08-19-07
                                            • 31802

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by texhooper
                                            This is too tight gimped I was expecting a blowout
                                            If the Eagles don’t win, how much money will you lose ?
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                                            • texhooper
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 01-05-09
                                              • 10001

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by BeatTheJerk
                                              If the Eagles don’t win, how much money will you lose ?
                                              Not much I’m just adding to the drama
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                                              • GimpedMaster
                                                SBR Wise Guy
                                                • 11-15-10
                                                • 764

                                                #24
                                                And drama there will be, now losing in the 4th quarter...
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                                                • lonegambler23
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 06-22-16
                                                  • 9786

                                                  #25
                                                  gimpy sweating profusely
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                                                  • lonegambler23
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 06-22-16
                                                    • 9786

                                                    #26
                                                    fumbles at the one lmfaooo the fall of gimpys empire has just begun!!!
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                                                    • GimpedMaster
                                                      SBR Wise Guy
                                                      • 11-15-10
                                                      • 764

                                                      #27
                                                      I knew I would jinx myself. I can't believe it...

                                                      15K total risked on moneyline and they fumble on 1 yard line...

                                                      SO sorry guys.
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                                                      • lonegambler23
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 06-22-16
                                                        • 9786

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by GimpedMaster
                                                        I knew I would jinx myself. I can't believe it...

                                                        15K total risked on moneyline and they fumble on 1 yard line...

                                                        SO sorry guys.
                                                        not over yet lol need another gimpy bomber to gain back this one
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                                                        • GimpedMaster
                                                          SBR Wise Guy
                                                          • 11-15-10
                                                          • 764

                                                          #29
                                                          If the clock management wasn't such a joke, they would have had 3 final shots into the endzone.

                                                          GOD. DAMN. IT.
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                                                          • BeatTheJerk
                                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                            • 08-19-07
                                                            • 31802

                                                            #30
                                                            Wow huge jinx thread here by OP.
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                                                            • texhooper
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 01-05-09
                                                              • 10001

                                                              #31
                                                              Well mother fukker. I knew I shouldn’t have bet on this crooked shit.
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                                                              • lonegambler23
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 06-22-16
                                                                • 9786

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by GimpedMaster
                                                                If the clock management wasn't such a joke, they would have had 3 final shots into the endzone.

                                                                GOD. DAMN. IT.
                                                                its a fuuking sim man, its degenerate to the lowest degree. get out while u can
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                                                                • GimpedMaster
                                                                  SBR Wise Guy
                                                                  • 11-15-10
                                                                  • 764

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by texhooper
                                                                  Well mother fukker. I knew I shouldn’t have bet on this crooked shit.
                                                                  I get it, but I did go 8/9 on the ML Faves so far today. Lost my biggest one which blows but still, I'll end up having the best week of gains in my gambling life thanks to the sims... Don't give up so easy. I just lost 15K on one game and I'm the one saying don't give up.
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                                                                  • teacher10
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 08-28-18
                                                                    • 1822

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by GimpedMaster
                                                                    I get it, but I did go 8/9 on the ML Faves so far today. Lost my biggest one which blows but still, I'll end up having the best week of gains in my gambling life thanks to the sims... Don't give up so easy. I just lost 15K on one game and I'm the one saying don't give up.
                                                                    Hey Gimped!! That's a lot of money but congrats on your winnings from this week on betting SIMs football. You went on a great ride as you said yourself. Know when to cash out half if not majority of your winnings and treat yourself and to your loved ones to something nice. I really hope you do and that you're not a sports betting addict because it took you more than a year plus to repay back a simple betpoints loan as I was always getting the run around up until two weeks ago.
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                                                                    • lonegambler23
                                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                      • 06-22-16
                                                                      • 9786

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by teacher10
                                                                      Hey Gimped!! That's a lot of money but congrats on your winnings from this week on betting SIMs football. You went on a great ride as you said yourself. Know when to cash out half if not majority of your winnings and treat yourself and to your loved ones to something nice. I really hope you do and that you're not a sports betting addict because it took you more than a year plus to repay back a simple betpoints loan as I was always getting the run around up until two weeks ago.
                                                                      lmfao are u trolling? points bet loan? get a life much,.....
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