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  • pavyracer
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 04-12-07
    • 82839

    #1
    Proof that SBR Posters Never Leave the House
    We have hundreds of posters and not a single poster got the Corona virus. I'm very proud of you but what is wrong with you? Posting 24/7 and never getting out of the house!
  • tucks
    SBR Sharp
    • 07-11-18
    • 356

    #2
    Called smart phones bud
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    • mjsuax13
      Moderator
      • 03-14-15
      • 25120

      #3
      Most of SBR is intoxicated, hungover, high on something, looking to get high, wrapping up a Z pack from the clap, fighting off some other disease, etc... etc... Probably be hard to know what they have or don’t have.
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      • sourtwist
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 11-10-12
        • 9364

        #4
        Coronahoax
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        • AribaAriba
          SBR MVP
          • 04-03-09
          • 2922

          #5
          I guess that peopless privacy is not to be broadcasted in a degenerate gambling forum, whatever u post is save for the world to see.
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          • vitterd
            Restricted User
            • 09-14-17
            • 58460

            #6
            Originally posted by sourtwist
            Coronahoax
            Lmao. You had to know sourtwist would turn this into a conspiracy.

            conspiracy guy is always the lowest IQ people.
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            • unde0087
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 03-27-08
              • 28957

              #7
              Originally posted by vitterd
              Lmao. You had to know sourtwist would turn this into a conspiracy.

              conspiracy guy is always the lowest IQ people.
              When he says hoax he means it isn't even 10% as bad as they made it out to be. He isn't saying that the virus isn't real.
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              • franklee168
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 03-06-11
                • 5544

                #8
                More posters here have a callous problem on their right hands than any other issue. Unless they are left handed.
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                • Tanko
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 09-19-09
                  • 5143

                  #9
                  Maybe these people are smarter than the average Joe. They take precautions and avoid crowds. They wash their hands regularly and use sanitizer. They are healthy with no preexisting conditions that may make them more susceptible to getting sick.....

                  Wait, what.... Oh you said SBR posters. My bad.
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                  • DwightShrute
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 01-17-09
                    • 103420

                    #10
                    one poster admitted he did get the Wuhan virus but beat it.
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                    • jjgold
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 07-20-05
                      • 388179

                      #11
                      I just cut the grass
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                      • JIBBBY
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 12-10-09
                        • 83686

                        #12
                        SBR would even be better at Corona isolation if there were sports betting still going on..

                        We would all really be quarantine champions and roll models for the rest of the world to follow if that were the case.

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                        • jjgold
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 07-20-05
                          • 388179

                          #13
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                          • SBR_Guest_Pro
                            SBR MVP
                            • 02-10-15
                            • 3955

                            #14
                            there isn't free booze outside my house, why would i leave. government paying me to sit inside and drink
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                            • zam77
                              SBR MVP
                              • 11-03-10
                              • 3586

                              #15
                              I just cut the grass
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                              • pologq
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 10-07-12
                                • 19899

                                #16
                                i got 2 blue bandanas, an old blue colts hat and a blue coat whenever i go to a public place. i look like a member of the italian crips.
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                                • jjgold
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 07-20-05
                                  • 388179

                                  #17
                                  75% never leave the house regardless of what’s going on in the world
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                                  • carolinakid
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 01-12-11
                                    • 19106

                                    #18
                                    jj, get ready to make some money in about 1 hr, i got a good one up i think.1-0 today
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                                    • Wabashwonders
                                      SBR Wise Guy
                                      • 02-28-20
                                      • 813

                                      #19
                                      I take my dog for a walk thru the subdivision every day. Go out when I need something, usually once a week for necessities. Our golf courses are open but weather hasn’t been the greatest so chosen not play the last few weeks. I may start playing golf alone soon. When our governor gives the ok to go out freely, then I will. Until then I will follow his guidelines. Our stay at home order was extended to May 1st last week.

                                      Some would call what I’m doing being scared, but I call it being smart. And being smart is what we need to beat this thing.
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                                      • RudyRuetigger
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 08-24-10
                                        • 65084

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by pavyracer
                                        We have hundreds of posters and not a single poster got the Corona virus. I'm very proud of you but what is wrong with you? Posting 24/7 and never getting out of the house!
                                        do you have the coronavirus?

                                        basically fukked yourself here

                                        great post clown
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                                        • jjgold
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 07-20-05
                                          • 388179

                                          #21
                                          Not many people going out in general the last five weeks
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                                          • carolinakid
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 01-12-11
                                            • 19106

                                            #22
                                            jj, i told you i had a easy one............
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                                            • jjgold
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 07-20-05
                                              • 388179

                                              #23
                                              lock down
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                                              • Housemoney
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 09-17-09
                                                • 3912

                                                #24
                                                I go to work M-F, golf, drink on the beach, or kayaking on the weekend. Healthy at the young age of 45. Would probably beat it with OTC drugs if I get it.
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                                                • JIBBBY
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 12-10-09
                                                  • 83686

                                                  #25
                                                  Very low Corona infection rate projected in the future with SBR members..
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                                                  • pavyracer
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 04-12-07
                                                    • 82839

                                                    #26
                                                    SBR posters are very responsible. We have been blessed everyone is taking precautions to not get sick. SBR is an example the country should follow. Stay isolated in your room and post at forums so you can live another day.
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                                                    • jjgold
                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                      • 07-20-05
                                                      • 388179

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by pavyracer
                                                      SBR posters are very responsible. We have been blessed everyone is taking precautions to not get sick. SBR is an example the country should follow. Stay isolated in your room and post at forums so you can live another day.
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                                                      • Louisvillekid1
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 10-17-07
                                                        • 52143

                                                        #28
                                                        Yes we lead the way in social distancing

                                                        gamblers that is
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                                                        • ThaTopMoron
                                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                          • 04-30-10
                                                          • 27020

                                                          #29
                                                          I left the house twice today

                                                          heading to work I was speeding (10 over) with no belt on as there is practically no traffic at that time and went past a cop and he did nothing

                                                          these times do have their perks...
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                                                          • Stallion
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 03-21-10
                                                            • 3617

                                                            #30
                                                            I just went for a walk.
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                                                            • clockwise1965
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 10-01-13
                                                              • 6753

                                                              #31
                                                              True story
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                                                              • carolinakid
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 01-12-11
                                                                • 19106

                                                                #32
                                                                i decided to walk to the mail box today........it was fun lol
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                                                                • JIBBBY
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 12-10-09
                                                                  • 83686

                                                                  #33
                                                                  I walked to my car in my carport today and started it to charge the battery.. I let it idle for 30 minutes.. I can't remember when I last needed to fill up the gas tank. No one drives anymore in my area.. Streets are empty.
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                                                                  • Gmen30
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 10-13-10
                                                                    • 1405

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Flying to Jacksonville this weekend to catch some rays.
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                                                                    • GimpedMaster
                                                                      SBR Wise Guy
                                                                      • 11-15-10
                                                                      • 764

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by pavyracer
                                                                      We have hundreds of posters and not a single poster got the Corona virus. I'm very proud of you but what is wrong with you? Posting 24/7 and never getting out of the house!
                                                                      I have a good friend and former co-worker that got it. For someone that has it, their timeline might be just as scary. He had no time to prep for anything or make arrangements with his job or kids before it had put him in a coma.

                                                                      Two Sundays ago, he went to the hospital after just 24 hours of 'feeling like crap', by that Tuesday, his body stopped breathing and he was put on a ventilator. This is a 35 year old dude, does cross fit, just slightly overweight, no health issues.

                                                                      Within 48 hours he went from feeling crappy to his body NOT BREATHING ON ITS OWN. This is the real danger of covid. Just think if he was in an area where his hospital was already out of respirators? An otherwise 35 year old dude with two kids would be dead. This is the real reason we are practicing social distancing. It's all about reducing the burden on our existing hospitals and health system. This thing attacks every victims respiratory system. There's only so many respirators to go around.

                                                                      And what I'm getting at regarding posters here not talking about having it? Well, in my buddies case it happened so fast he couldnt even respond to texts, on Saturday I was talking shit about him having Covid and how he shouldn't be working unless he's intentionally trying to get other people sick, and he was in a coma and out of the coma before he ever even had a chance to read those messages.

                                                                      This shit hits fast, and without warning. So yes, we probably have some posters here who are in the hospital and/or in a coma and unaware of anything.

                                                                      My friend came out of the coma after 12 days and got off the ventilator a couple days later. He just got let out two days ago and home with his family now, so a happy ending in this case.
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