A tiger at the Bronx Zoo has the Coronavirus. That ain't good.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

originally the jazz and thunder players were just being tested for stds after both squads ran trains on your mom and sister. The coronavirus test was an afterthought.

25 of the 28 players tested positive for various forms of stds after playing Thomas at the HS house of loads. HS dad hoping wife and daughter get knocked up for that nba check.

[Grits n' Gravy]

Here are the athletes HS mom and sis have trapped with the kid thing so far.....Ryan Leaf, Delonte West and Lenny Dykstra.

Not the sharpest skanks.

[clockwise1965]

Here are the athletes HS mom and sis have trapped with the kid thing so far.....Ryan Leaf, Delonte West and Lenny Dykstra.

Not the sharpest skanks.

A who's who of misfits, under achievers and guys that fell from grace.

[JIBBBY]

The Nba players were some of the first animals to get tested

Oh no you did'int!!!

This post even got Gritters on edge..

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Prime example for people to quit the bitching about testing....humans can’t get the test but animals are being tested...GTFO

Nice to see wild animals getting tested over humans. Priorities!

It's a different test they use on animals.

Animal testing kits cannot be used on humans and vice versa.

[SBR_Guest_Pro]

we're all doomed

[grease lightnin]

to clarify I am not ok with greaser's wife killing everyone just the cat getting sick.

This cat showed up on my back porch. Was supposed to be an “outside cat”. But needed a littler box over the winter. Now cat permanently shits and pisses in a box in my kids bathroom. I hate this fukking cat but oddly it loves me more than anyone.

I am going to leverage corona to get rid of this cat when the time is right.

[Buckandadime]

This cat showed up on my back porch. Was supposed to be an “outside cat”. But needed a littler box over the winter. Now cat permanently shits and pisses in a box in my kids bathroom. I hate this fukking cat but oddly it loves me more than anyone.

I am going to leverage corona to get rid of this cat when the time is right.

Play to your strengths

[thechaoz]

I read yesterday that cats get it. But most other animals don’t. I hate my cat anyway but my wife is gonna let it kill us all.

I was saynig on reddit/twitter etc that this is going to be my ultimate vindication for telling people cats are nasty, dirty animals, as they are. If you get bit or scratched by one in can get very very nasty. Men with woman I understand you have to bite the bullet (literally now), but single males with cat/cats?

I've known a few. Let's just say avoid them at all costs for various reasons. Imagine being an "eligible bachelor" and having cats.

I don't even know where to start.

[JIBBBY]

^ Dogs much better then cats.. Cats suck but are less work though.

[gauchojake]

This cat showed up on my back porch. Was supposed to be an “outside cat”. But needed a littler box over the winter. Now cat permanently shits and pisses in a box in my kids bathroom. I hate this fukking cat but oddly it loves me more than anyone.

I am going to leverage corona to get rid of this cat when the time is right.

All pets are nasty to some extent but cats are really disgusting. Good luck pal. Let us know what she decides.

[grease lightnin]

All pets are nasty to some extent but cats are really disgusting. Good luck pal. Let us know what she decides.