Video: Corona Virus Warning And Prep

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  • KVB
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 05-29-14
    • 74817

    #71
    Originally posted by JIBBBY
    Sharp post, must protect TP supply, life and property at all costs!!!


    Looters try and penetrate my compound and take my last few rolls of TP I will go FULL Rambo on their asses!!..

    They can have the TP, I can always wipe with bottled water.

    But they're not getting the girl scout cookies, not the cookies.

    They come for the thin mints, and it's dirty socks they get...

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    • jjgold
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 07-20-05
      • 388179

      #72
      Wtf?

      I’m trying to warn people and you guys are making jokes
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      • JIBBBY
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 12-10-09
        • 83686

        #73
        Originally posted by jjgold
        Wtf?

        I’m trying to warn people and you guys are making jokes

        Laugh now die later, no? Give me some of your TP JJ.. Don't hoard..


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        • Auto Donk
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 09-03-13
          • 43558

          #74
          Originally posted by jjgold
          Wtf?

          I’m trying to warn people and you guys are making jokes


          RELAX, BIG BOY!!!!


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          • DiggityDaggityDo
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 11-30-08
            • 81450

            #75
            Originally posted by SBR Tony
            heard that there's 2 missing girl scouts yesterday, can we get a video of your empty basement
            JJ, you lucky dog!!!

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            • DiggityDaggityDo
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 11-30-08
              • 81450

              #76
              Originally posted by jjgold
              Lol

              Good stuff
              Men


              I Have to 200 rolls
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              • DiggityDaggityDo
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 11-30-08
                • 81450

                #77
                Originally posted by KVB
                Say it ain't so. The day has finally come; it's happening.

                People are going to start wiping their asses with bottled water.

                Fawk, we're doomed.
                Wait... The water bottles are for wiping your ass???

                These people got it all fawked up then!





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                • SamsNCharge99
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 10-22-08
                  • 41242

                  #78
                  JJ, send me some cookies please

                  call me on the 518 line
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                  • DiggityDaggityDo
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 11-30-08
                    • 81450

                    #79
                    Originally posted by KVB
                    They can have the TP, I can always wipe with bottled water.

                    But they're not getting the girl scout cookies, not the cookies.

                    They come for the thin mints, and it's dirty socks they get...

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                    • ELNATURAL
                      SBR MVP
                      • 07-27-17
                      • 1957

                      #80
                      Best thing to do is limit or stop your breathing in large crowds

                      Diapers are also a good idea to avoid public restrooms
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                      • bradthebloke
                        SBR MVP
                        • 07-26-09
                        • 3175

                        #81
                        JJ walk to the quarantined area and shake your dick at the virus
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                        • KVB
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 05-29-14
                          • 74817

                          #82
                          Originally posted by jjgold
                          Wtf?

                          I’m trying to warn people and you guys are making jokes
                          Sorry man, you're right.

                          High five!

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                          • rickie65
                            SBR MVP
                            • 08-27-07
                            • 2895

                            #83
                            Originally posted by bradthebloke
                            JJ walk to the quarantined area and shake your dick at the virus
                            could be the cure! the virus would die laughing
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                            • jjgold
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 07-20-05
                              • 388179

                              #84
                              lol

                              CORONA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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                              • Booya711
                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                • 12-20-11
                                • 27329

                                #85
                                I went to the corporate office today just to get toilet paper
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                                • JIBBBY
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 12-10-09
                                  • 83686

                                  #86
                                  ^^^Cheap home made Solid Corona Virus blocker Digs if you can breath thru it..

                                  You do need some kind of a breathing filter installed at top of open hole at the canister though.. Virus can still seep in from top of plastic can hole on top.. Still a solid home made device!!

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                                  • NrmlCurvSurfr
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 04-05-10
                                    • 2896

                                    #87
                                    This is how you do it...
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                                    • funnyb25
                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                      • 07-09-09
                                      • 39663

                                      #88
                                      Hahahahhaaha
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                                      • funnyb25
                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                        • 07-09-09
                                        • 39663

                                        #89
                                        Originally posted by bradthebloke
                                        JJ walk to the quarantined area and shake your dick at the virus
                                        Virus wouldn't even notice
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                                        • Shute
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 03-20-17
                                          • 11835

                                          #90
                                          Funny
                                          Hope as is well
                                          Stock pile ice cream and chew
                                          Cover all mucuas membranes
                                          Hunker down
                                          We will follow your posts
                                          Peace
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                                          • jjgold
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 07-20-05
                                            • 388179

                                            #91
                                            Men wash hands
                                            Do not touch anyone
                                            Do not touch face or eyes
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                                            • Big Bear
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 11-01-11
                                              • 43253

                                              #92
                                              Originally posted by Optional
                                              I thought it was only wombats down here that think toilet paper is what they need for a pandemic.



                                              Most of us are going to be exposed eventually. Best strategy is get it early when the hospitals are not crowded so you can be cared for properly if it turns bad.

                                              Then once you have had it, you are the lucky one who can fly anywhere cheaply and go on holidays whilst your work is shut down and everyone else hiding indoors.

                                              No need for Disneyland fast passes!! Booya!
                                              what a strange thing to say
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                                              • Big Bear
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 11-01-11
                                                • 43253

                                                #93
                                                Originally posted by jjgold
                                                Men wash hands
                                                Do not touch anyone
                                                Do not touch face or eyes
                                                what about making out on your first bumble date?
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                                                • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 11-30-08
                                                  • 81450

                                                  #94
                                                  Originally posted by jjgold
                                                  Men wash hands
                                                  Do not touch anyone
                                                  Do not touch face or eyes
                                                  Thank you JJ.
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                                                  • Sam Odom
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 10-30-05
                                                    • 58063

                                                    #95
                                                    is it OK to scratch one's balls ?
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                                                    • jjgold
                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                      • 07-20-05
                                                      • 388179

                                                      #96
                                                      I nailed this video

                                                      Everyone in the United States is following my lead
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                                                      • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 11-30-08
                                                        • 81450

                                                        #97
                                                        Originally posted by Sam Odom
                                                        is it OK to scratch one's balls ?
                                                        Sammy, its best to do it with your bros. Together. Lending a hand.
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                                                        • JIBBBY
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 12-10-09
                                                          • 83686

                                                          #98
                                                          Originally posted by NrmlCurvSurfr
                                                          Lol, I just watched this..
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                                                          • KVB
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 05-29-14
                                                            • 74817

                                                            #99
                                                            Originally posted by jjgold
                                                            I nailed this video

                                                            Everyone in the United States is following my lead
                                                            Wait, what?

                                                            Does that mean everyone is going for my wife while in their hazmat gear?

                                                            Because I’m pretty sure that was mentioned in the video.

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                                                            • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 11-30-08
                                                              • 81450

                                                              #100
                                                              Originally posted by KVB
                                                              Wait, what?

                                                              Does that mean everyone is going for my wife while in their hazmat gear?

                                                              Because I’m pretty sure that was mentioned in the video.

                                                              KVB yes.

                                                              Hopefully you bought some weapons.

                                                              We comin!

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                                                              • KVB
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 05-29-14
                                                                • 74817

                                                                #101
                                                                Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                                                KVB yes.

                                                                Hopefully you bought some weapons.

                                                                We comin!...
                                                                You know my shit is truck mounted, dirty socks and all...



                                                                But when it comes to a skillful Naruto run, I can't stop all of them...

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                                                                • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 11-30-08
                                                                  • 81450

                                                                  #102
                                                                  We're bringing big loaded weapons, KVB.



                                                                  We'll shoot first and ask questions later.
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                                                                  • KVB
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 05-29-14
                                                                    • 74817

                                                                    #103
                                                                    Wow DDD, how many different GIFs are there of guys rubbing themselves in a hazmat suit?

                                                                    Any GIFs of women doing it?

                                                                    Asking for me, a friend, and all the non alphabet men on this site.

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                                                                    • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 11-30-08
                                                                      • 81450

                                                                      #104
                                                                      Originally posted by KVB
                                                                      Wow DDD, how many different GIFs are there of guys rubbing themselves in a hazmat suit?

                                                                      Any GIFs of women doing it?

                                                                      Asking for me, a friend, and all the non alphabet men on this site.




                                                                      KVB, we're not sure if male of female, but hopefully this is enough to get you off you sick bastard.

                                                                      I mean hopefully this is what your friend is looking for. wink wink
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                                                                      • KVB
                                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                                        • 05-29-14
                                                                        • 74817

                                                                        #105
                                                                        Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo


                                                                        KVB, we're not sure if male of female, but hopefully this is enough to get you off you sick bastard.

                                                                        I mean hopefully this is what your friend is looking for. wink wink
                                                                        Bro, I specifically called for women, for the non alphabet men on the site.

                                                                        Instead, DDD, you give us a full on alphabet tease with Big Bear in a hazmat suit...



                                                                        Unreal.
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