Would You 100% Commit To a SBR Bash Late August?

Al Masters · 02-19-20, 11:02 AM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

IN as always..... open invites to get their ass beaten are extended to vitterd, joecool, and ex-poster bobby waves......

add big mouthed, often slo-rolled, and uber bitchboi sweep to the list, as well..... local gym, motherfukker, and i'll spew a right hook that knocks your big talkin' ass right the fuk out........

Last time I saw you fight you were using a dildo as a weapon.

not sure how worried the above mentioned should be.

If they do end up going to the bash maybe they should
bring there own dildo for protection.

Optional · 02-19-20, 11:06 AM

You've seen my balls!

Personally i wish they were smaller :\

pimike · 02-19-20, 11:06 AM

I’m in. Regardless of location.

Wouldn’t mind going back to Costa Rica.

pimike · 02-19-20, 11:07 AM

Originally posted by optional

you've seen my balls!

Personally i wish they were smaller :\

wtf???

Lol

franklee168 · 02-19-20, 11:08 AM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

IN as always..... open invites to get their ass beaten are extended to vitterd, joecool, and ex-poster bobby waves......

add big mouthed, often slo-rolled, and uber bitchboi sweep to the list, as well..... local gym, motherfukker, and i'll spew a right hook that knocks your big talkin' ass right the fuk out........

AD fired up!

Auto Donk · 02-19-20, 11:11 AM

Originally posted by Al Masters

Last time I saw you fight you were using a dildo as a weapon.

not sure how worried the above mentioned should be.

If they do end up going to the bash maybe they should
bring there own dildo for protection.

please show up, mohter fukker!!!

i cannot wait to make your look like this guy:

Al Masters · 02-19-20, 11:14 AM

Originally posted by pimike

wtf???

Lol

I was thinking the same.. must be an inside joke
or at least I’m hoping it was.

Al Masters · 02-19-20, 11:17 AM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

please show up, mohter fukker!!!

i cannot wait to make your look like this guy:

You got a big dildo there!

ill take it as a compliment that you put it on my head

shadymcgrady · 02-19-20, 11:20 AM

Sbr bash seems to be the term used for lonely, old, tired and overweight sad meat sacks that got left behind in their group or circle of friends bc they never got married and started families like everyone else. 55 going on 15 looking to rekindle glory days with strangers on the internet.

Watch your drink around donker, that guy talks about dikk more than all of the escorts in a single state combined. Not sure if he wants to fukk a poster or make them watch him with his wife, most likely all of the above and everything in between

Al Masters · 02-19-20, 11:26 AM

Originally posted by shadymcgrady

Sbr bash seems to be the term used for lonely, old, tired and overweight sad meat sacks that got left behind in their group or circle of friends bc they never got married and started families like everyone else. 55 going on 15 looking to rekindle glory days with strangers on the internet.

Watch your drink around donker, that guy talks about dikk more than all of the escorts in a single state combined. Not sure if he wants to fukk a poster or make them watch him with his wife, most likely all of the above and everything in between

Guys a porn star in his own mind.

shadymcgrady · 02-19-20, 11:32 AM

Originally posted by Al Masters

Guys a porn star in his own mind.

Donk is great for sbr, hilarious poster. I just couldn't resist the instigate button

JIBBBY · 02-19-20, 11:35 AM

If in Vegas I'd probably show.

Donkers, KVB and Diggitty need to bring hot chicks though

..

jjgold · 02-19-20, 11:45 AM

Automan small time

He was
Playing penny slots and fukkin women 190 pounds in threesomes with his lovely wife

adila1401 · 02-19-20, 11:51 AM

depend on where it is and how long; would be interested in meeting some peeps

jjgold · 02-19-20, 02:36 PM

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pimike · 02-19-20, 02:55 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

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Stop getting the faithful all excited pal. How many false alarm threads have you started.

Lol

Auto Donk · 02-19-20, 02:59 PM

Originally posted by shadymcgrady

Sbr bash seems to be the term used for lonely, old, tired and overweight sad meat sacks that got left behind in their group or circle of friends bc they never got married and started families like everyone else. 55 going on 15 looking to rekindle glory days with strangers on the internet.

Watch your drink around donker, that guy talks about dikk more than all of the escorts in a single state combined. Not sure if he wants to fukk a poster or make them watch him with his wife, most likely all of the above and everything in between

get in line.... you'll find out on the third morning of the bash, when you wake up in a hospital to : 1) find your large intestine prolapsed and hangin' ten inches out your bunghole; 2) find yourself hooked up to a dialysis machine to substitute for a kidney because BOTH of yours have been harvested; 3. find xrays of intestines filled with hardened concrete with a gerbil encased in said concrete, or 4. all of the above......

Booya711 · 02-19-20, 02:59 PM

Originally posted by shadymcgrady

Sbr bash seems to be the term used for lonely, old, tired and overweight sad meat sacks that got left behind in their group or circle of friends bc they never got married and started families like everyone else. 55 going on 15 looking to rekindle glory days with strangers on the internet.

Watch your drink around donker, that guy talks about dikk more than all of the escorts in a single state combined. Not sure if he wants to fukk a poster or make them watch him with his wife, most likely all of the above and everything in between

You seem more disgruntled than anyone I have met at a bash...

KVB · 02-19-20, 03:03 PM

Originally posted by JIBBBY

...Donkers, KVB... need to bring hot chicks though

..

I can speak for Donk when I say, "we've been there, done that."

KVB · 02-19-20, 03:04 PM

Originally posted by Optional

Opie and Tatddy are the only good looking posters to ever attend a bash...

Fair enough.

pimike · 02-19-20, 03:06 PM

Originally posted by KVB

I can speak for Donk when I say, "we've been there, done that."

They did....

KVB · 02-19-20, 03:08 PM

Originally posted by pimike

They did....

Yes, and now look what happened...

pimike · 02-19-20, 03:11 PM

Originally posted by KVB

Yes, and now look what happened...

Lol

JJ and I had 3 queens.. don’t let him fool you.

I tried hard to get Big O and phillyguy a 2 for 1 deal.

We work work it out there don’t we KVB?

Donk owns a few himself and shares with the insiders.

JoeCool20 · 02-19-20, 03:14 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

IN as always..... open invites to get their ass beaten are extended to vitterd, joecool, and ex-poster bobby waves......

add big mouthed, often slo-rolled, and uber bitchboi sweep to the list, as well..... local gym, motherfukker, and i'll spew a right hook that knocks your big talkin' ass right the fuk out........

Originally posted by Al Masters

Last time I saw you fight you were using a dildo as a weapon.

not sure how worried the above mentioned should be.

If they do end up going to the bash maybe they should
bring there own dildo for protection.

LOL Yeah I can just see the buffoon now, wildly swinging a dildo at me screaming:

"I had no problem with you at all, until one night I was off my meds and you typed 'LOL' in the poker chat!!"

Auto Donk · 02-19-20, 03:14 PM

damn.... seeing JJ makes me regret not making some sort of video to spoof the site with when we (my wife and I) rode upstairs in the elevator with JJ at the golden nugget.....

from her just hauling off and kicking him in the nuts to me first showing her, and talkin' some shit about a threeesome with some guy we just met, then slowly turning the camera to our forlorn mascot, revealing it is JJ, who follows into the room as she makes us drop trow to reveal our respective schlong and schshort......

with her laughing hilariously as the contrast between what is seen below and my crank is revealed........

she doesn't even have to throw him out as the video is concluding -- his instincts tell him he's been rejected by a big dd breasted beautiful woman yet again -- so he hangs his head and soldier's out, both of us rolling in laughter.....

PaperTrail07 · 02-19-20, 03:17 PM

make it week one of NFL and yes......

pimike · 02-19-20, 03:17 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

damn.... seeing JJ makes me regret not making some sort of video to spoof the site with when we (my wife and I) rode upstairs in the elevator with JJ at the golden nugget.....

from her just hauling off and kicking him in the nuts to me first showing her, and talkin' some shit about a threeesome with some guy we just met, then slowly turning the camera to our forlorn mascot, revealing it is JJ, who follows into the room as she makes us drop trow to reveal our respective schlong and schshort......

with her laughing hilariously as the contrast between what is seen below and my crank is revealed........

she doesn't even have to throw him out as the video is concluding, he hangs his head and soldier's out, both of us rolling in laughter.....

That has to go down as the best SBR photo ever.

Auto Donk · 02-19-20, 03:20 PM

Originally posted by pimike

That has to go down as the best SBR photo ever.

I'll give JJ some credit here..... if a person has that little to work with, the last thing you'd generally think he'd ever do is film himself grabbing that pathetic shit and revealing the sad shortcoming for the entire gambling world to see..... particularly if reviewed the video before posting it....

ballsy move, or the most ignorant ever..... hard to say

MinnesotaFats · 02-19-20, 04:16 PM

Donk just merciless w JJ cahhk video lol

Fats in for Vegas!

Auto Donk · 02-19-20, 04:28 PM

Originally posted by MinnesotaFats

Donk just merciless w JJ cahhk video lol

Fats in for Vegas!

sad thing is, I have a rule: I will not resort to the kahkless wonder photo/gif until JJ makes a negative remark in a thread about me first.... shows how often I am unprovokedly attacked by the small kahked eunuch....

i probably violated that rule a few times when he just served up some really low hangin fruit that made the photo an obvious retort..... but those are the exceptions.... I generally only use it to bitch slap him back into his short-kahked place after he pipes off....

lol... using "short kahked place" reminded of that one chick lookin' for a short-kahked "stud".... that thread may have been one of the exceptions..... damn, just went to get that ad to post it here again, and sbr has removed it.... that's ridiculous....

Auto Donk · 02-19-20, 04:36 PM

yeah, it's apparently forever gone.... guess I'll just load this in the chamber and fire away:

Booya711 · 02-19-20, 04:37 PM

Let’s all be honest here...bash will consist of the same people.....

Auto Donk · 02-19-20, 04:38 PM

f'n thing still cracks me up.... in an effort to make the relatively small white kocked idiots of the usa feel better about their short diks, the add every f'n asian country they can think of to make the usa's paltry avg on the top end of the scale.....

RudyRuetigger · 02-19-20, 04:42 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

yeah, it's apparently forever gone.... guess I'll just load this in the chamber and fire away:

how is the global average ahead of every asian country

where is russia?

Auto Donk · 02-19-20, 04:45 PM

Originally posted by RudyRuetigger

how is the global average ahead of every asian country

where is russia?

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because asians have what eddie murphy once called "littlie rice diks", and are draggin' down the world avg to what it is......... to which a asian crowd member yelled out, "yah, but they work"... to which eddie said, "sure, they work, the shit is operation, I didn't say their diiks were small and broken"......

damn he was funny back in the day....

as for russia, here's what happened to the last guys trying to get russain guys to drop their pants so they could measure some dik: