Flu outbreak in Cali.. I'm battling it now!!

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  • JIBBBY
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 12-10-09
    • 83686

    #1
    Flu outbreak in Cali.. I'm battling it now!!


    Everyone around me has been sick lately where I live, I froze today and sweated out a T shirt thinking I'm invincible working on the house early morning. Not a bright move. Well about an hour ago I got the chills, shivers and a damn fever going on now.. Felt run down and off all day too.. I knew something was up..

    Putting the Tequila and lemon theory to kill all germs to the MAJOR test now!!! Wish me luck fellas.. I feel like crap right now no lie ..

    Out of respect for JIBS don't saloon this just yet.. This is a test I'll report back in the morning... I haven't been sick in years now. This is crazy!!! People are dying from this flu bug though.. .
  • Al Masters
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 04-29-06
    • 6940

    #2
    Hope you feel better, I wouldn’t suggest
    the tequila theory.. alcohol dehydrates..when
    you got the flu hydration is important.

    soups, water& lemon, tea,OJ..

    I’m in Canada it’s flu season here
    5 months a year.
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    • juicername
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 10-14-15
      • 6906

      #3
      Might be bird flu, it's spreading.

      https://www.wsj.com/articles/SB10001424127887324474004578442150678655 338
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      • PittsburghPlayer
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 01-11-10
        • 6760

        #4
        only the weak die from the flu, or those that go to the hospital to be treated

        and what kind of test is this we are having? are non-pros and the healthy exempt?

        Tequila or any top-shelf scotch/whiskey, and more cowbells is the only cure, so you are half way there.

        and Oreos w/ beer if/when you start praying/wishing for death

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        • kidcudi92
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 12-14-11
          • 15434

          #5
          Originally posted by PittsburghPlayer
          only the weak die from the flu, or those that go to the hospital to be treated

          and what kind of test is this we are having? are non-pros and the healthy exempt?

          Tequila or any top-shelf scotch/whiskey, and more cowbells is the only cure, so you are half way there.

          and Oreos w/ beer if/when you start praying/wishing for death

          Yeah only the weak die from the flu...........

          Fukk is wrong with you?
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          • Eddy Munny
            Benched
            • 08-13-13
            • 15769

            #6
            It's not the flu, it's AIDS... Nature's evolutionary way of wiping California off the map.
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            • jjgold
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 07-20-05
              • 388179

              #7
              Jibby we hope you feel better

              Did you get the flu shot?
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              • Hman
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 11-04-17
                • 21429

                #8
                It's everywhere.

                I've caught a cold/flu 3 times in the last 3 months.

                It just circulates around in the schools and everywhere else and then people bring it home.

                There's no doubt the strands of this stuff is getting worse over the years but they're not going to tell us that an alarm us.
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                • Demonata
                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                  • 07-12-11
                  • 25829

                  #9
                  Jibby worse than your pinky toe injury?
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                  • BIGDAY
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 02-17-10
                    • 48245

                    #10
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                    • jjgold
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 07-20-05
                      • 388179

                      #11
                      Wear a mask guys

                      Never touch your face or mouth
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                      • darrell74
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 04-16-07
                        • 14648

                        #12
                        I caught a flu virus here in Vegas(diagnosed influenza virus type a)
                        missed 5 days of work.
                        dizzy
                        It's out here
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                        • petey7979
                          SBR High Roller
                          • 11-18-19
                          • 143

                          #13
                          I got it too and had to miss work. Lost my damn job over it. Wonder why there are so many people going postal nowadays in society when a person gets sick and gets tossed aside like garbage. This has happened twice now. Before I got pneumonia and was given the ax. My work performance wasn't an issue. I went Over the required quota regularly for both jobs. Oh well my girlfriend is pregnant with my first kid so better get back out there and find something better. You have my sympathy guy.
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                          • Sam Odom
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 10-30-05
                            • 58063

                            #14
                            petey

                            get a lawyer

                            sue them MF'ers
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                            • Chi_archie
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 07-22-08
                              • 63172

                              #15
                              Feel better
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                              • DoctorStrong
                                SBR Wise Guy
                                • 12-11-19
                                • 759

                                #16
                                Emergen-C 1000mg vit. C
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                                • Sam Odom
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 10-30-05
                                  • 58063

                                  #17
                                  drink '1792 bourbon' all day for 3 days

                                  will be cured & feeling well
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                                  • d2bets
                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                    • 08-10-05
                                    • 39995

                                    #18
                                    Sign up for Obamacare, stat!
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                                    • Foxx
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 05-25-11
                                      • 5832

                                      #19
                                      The key with the tequila to fight the flu is to get your BAC in the .2 range so try to put down about a half liter in 2 hours.

                                      Hope you feel better man.
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                                      • Booya711
                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                        • 12-20-11
                                        • 27329

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by jjgold
                                        Wear a mask guys

                                        Never touch your face or mouth
                                        No wonder seaweed doesn’t get sick
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                                        • cincinnatikid513
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 11-23-17
                                          • 45360

                                          #21
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                                          • Sam Odom
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 10-30-05
                                            • 58063

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by jjgold



                                            Wear a mask guys


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                                            • adila1401
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 11-16-11
                                              • 2014

                                              #23
                                              feel better sir
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                                              • TheMetsSuck
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 01-14-12
                                                • 6146

                                                #24
                                                My gf and ten of her friends all got the flu and I was collateral damage. Didn’t realize it was that widespread in Cali. Thought it was just an unlucky isolated incident for us. I thought I had peed the bed After waking up one morning in a puddle of sweat when my fever broke.
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                                                • d2bets
                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                  • 08-10-05
                                                  • 39995

                                                  #25
                                                  How much does tamiflu cost on the black market?
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                                                  • JIBBBY
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 12-10-09
                                                    • 83686

                                                    #26
                                                    I'm good to go this morning fellas!!.. Slept like 10 hours straight. Tequila and lemon cold theory buster works again.

                                                    Had a full wine glass of clear Tequila and a half of lemon sliced up last night. That was around 8pm last night when I was feeling ruined with chills and a fever, stuffy nose to. An hour later the chills and fever subsided, I was pretty buzzed. Had a few huge glasses of water shortly after that. Took 2000 mil grams of vitamin C tablets. Then passed out around 10 pm.. Slept like a rock all night.

                                                    Woke up this morning about an hour ago, feel just fine to my surprise!! Not even a stuffy nose. . I will take easy today regardless.. Overall though I'm good to go. That's the deal..

                                                    Time to cap some games now and sip on my coffee..
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                                                    • pablo222
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 01-03-19
                                                      • 8858

                                                      #27
                                                      Glad you got over the 24 hour bug.
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                                                      • funnyb25
                                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                        • 07-09-09
                                                        • 39663

                                                        #28
                                                        We got games. No time for the flu.
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                                                        • Grits n' Gravy
                                                          Restricted User
                                                          • 06-10-10
                                                          • 13024

                                                          #29
                                                          Hopefully your next “flu” finishes what your mom’s homemade abortion cocktail failed to do many years ago.
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                                                          • jjgold
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 07-20-05
                                                            • 388179

                                                            #30
                                                            Gritter you want no part of Jibby

                                                            Big kid and strong and knows how to fight

                                                            Gritter your a clean cut kid and wants nothing to do with fighting
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                                                            • Grits n' Gravy
                                                              Restricted User
                                                              • 06-10-10
                                                              • 13024

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by jjgold
                                                              Gritter you want no part of Jibby

                                                              Big kid and strong and knows how to fight

                                                              Gritter your a clean cut kid and wants nothing to do with fighting
                                                              Cueball- I would choke you out and stick your head up Jibby’s ass after slapping some sense into him.
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                                                              • JIBBBY
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 12-10-09
                                                                • 83686

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by pablo222
                                                                Glad you got over the 24 hour bug.
                                                                More like a 14 hour bug.. I was really sick. Tequila and lemon man, I swear it by it.. When ever I feel a scratch in the throat, sniffles or run down and flu coming on. I repeat what I wrote in my posts above.. It works every time for me.. NO LIE!!!!

                                                                Just here help and not to make people drunks either ...


                                                                Can saloon this now.. This thread ran it's course I see.
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                                                                • jjgold
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 07-20-05
                                                                  • 388179

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Gritter you want to fight me?
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