One week until Christmas - What cool gifts have you bought?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Need ideas.

Thanks

[RudyRuetigger]

well, given the pic

maybe start with toilet paper and bleach

[trytrytry]

a few Motion detector LED lights for dark clothing closest or to light up a dark floor at night when moving about, (under dresser) or a crawl space.

[RudyRuetigger]

i recommend this, esp if you have a female loved one that drives a decent amount to work

https://www.amazon.com/DEWALT-DXAEJ14-Jump-Starter-Compressor/dp/B06XD6XBCM?ref_=Oct_MGiftedC_387679011_0&pf_rd_r=MVRYB68NQA39VXBKJEFQ&pf_rd_p=8f0999df-1dd5-5cda-9549-bd1b5e3ab282&pf_rd_s=merchandised-search-6&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_i=387679011&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER

[2daBank]

I do my best work when there only a day or 2 before Xmas. Not much a “planner”.

I’m not really buying much of shit anyways this year, nephews and old ladies kids really only ones im worried bout: suppose I’ll get the old lady something small, maybe something for moms, me and my brothers long since have just bought each other booze we then drink all day. I’m not in the Xmas spirit this year.,

[DiggityDaggityDo]

i recommend this, esp if you have a female loved one that drives a decent amount to work

https://www.amazon.com/DEWALT-DXAEJ1...=ATVPDKIKX0DER

Is this a sex toy, Rudy?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I do my best work when there only a day or 2 before Xmas. Not much a “planner”.

I’m not really buying much of shit anyways this year, nephews and old ladies kids really only ones im worried bout: suppose I’ll get the old lady something small, maybe something for moms, me and my brothers long since have just bought each other booze we then drink all day. I’m not in the Xmas spirit this year.,

Banker, how many fist fights will be in your home this Xmas?

[2daBank]

Banker, how many fist fights will be in your home this Xmas?

Lol. 1 potentially, unless there other ppl coming I’m not aware of which could increase chances. Or more ppl might potentially help keep little brother away from me! everyone came to my house thanksgiving and my crib smaller than our other brothers so as much I tried to stay away from him it didn’t work and we ended up getting into it. Maybe (hopefully) since we did on thanksgiving he will act right for Xmas?

usually not many fist thrown, I’ve never unloaded my right on my little rooster sucker alcoholic brother. I’ve hit him with my left a few times, thrown him around a bit, don’t have the stomach to hit him w my right and do real damage even tho I’ve been close many many many times!! Lol. He is such a fukkin jerkoff when he drinks which unfortunately is always.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Banker does he at least bring his own alcohol or does he show up and drink all of yours and then act like a dick?

What's his drink of choice?

How is he sober?

[2daBank]

Ill never freakin understand ppl who act like complete jerk offs when they drink continuing to drink well past that threshold???

When I was young I had a bit of a issue but Jfc it gets old having to apologize for shit you don’t even remember!! I stopped drinking past that line most of us have between reasonable and out of control! Even back then I didn’t make a habit of doing it at family events!

Mfer is freakin obnoxious and just gets ruder and more disrespectful the more he drinks. I haven’t even talked to him since I tossed his ass out on thanksgiving., lol. I know he been texting my old lady so he probably feels bad. Not as if that matters, im sure at 1st he be all apologetic but more he drinks the worse it get, gonna try to just keep my distance. Other brothers house is bigger than mine so maybe I’ll have more luck with this strategy than I had thanksgiving at my house. Lol.

[SEAHAWKHARRY]

I phone for my son
Hi end gaming headset for my other son
iPad with keyboard for my daughter in college
Fit bit versa for my wife
Lots of clothes
Movie passes

[Hman]

I always overdo it at Christmas when buying for others.

[2daBank]

Banker does he at least bring his own alcohol or does he show up and drink all of yours and then act like a dick?

What's his drink of choice?

How is he sober?

Oh he always brings his own, no way he would risk there not being enough booze!!! not gonna be at my house anyways since we did thanksgiving.

I dunno what his drink of choice is, anything with alcohol in it would be my guess as he usually has a variety.

Sober? Been awhile since i seen that, lol. My mom asked my old lady to tell him that all she wanted for Xmas was him not to drink and he just said he wouldn’t come then. Lol. He good person, annoying always talking bout whatever retarded philosophy he been gobbling up on the internet these days!! But not a loud obnoxious jerk off like he is once he drunk.

[2daBank]

I always overdo it at Christmas when buying for others.

I used to back in the day. Kinda got over that shit tho. Lol

[jjgold]

Buying gifts your a square
Looking for acceptance

[2daBank]

Buying gifts your a square
Looking for acceptance

Or you like doing nice things for ppl you care about. Could you be a bigger douche? Do you really need to waste the extra money on more your shitty bets? Maybe instead of betting the browns do something nice for someone!!

[Seaweed]

I bought a pot for wife

[SEAHAWKHARRY]

I bought a pot for wife

Maybe you should smoke pot

[Jayvegas420]

toilet still broken weeder?

[Seaweed]

toilet still broken weeder?

Fixed

[Shute]

No presents unless I get on a heater

[2daBank]

I bought a pot for wife

Do you lie about your gift prices like you lie about your bet sizes? Why can I see you not only leaving the price tag on but actually replacing it with a higher priced tag?

[2daBank]

No presents unless I get on a heater

So def no presents?

[pinnacle420]

Buying gifts your a square
Looking for acceptance

Yes cause buying your kids presents makes you a square...

what the fuk is wrong with you lately JJ you’ve been a grumpy bastard

[2daBank]

Yes cause buying your kids presents makes you a square...

what the fuk is wrong with you lately JJ you’ve been a grumpy bastard

Lately?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Yes cause buying your kids presents makes you a square...

what the fuk is wrong with you lately JJ you’ve been a grumpy bastard

[Jayvegas420]

he gets like this when the sharks catch up with him.
he'll be fine once he moves to Richmond!

[MisterSack]

Double sided dildo and Devon Bush helmet

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Double sided dildo and Devon Bush helmet

Nice. Parents are going to be happy!

[MisterSack]

Nice. Parents are going to be happy!

Yeah, I have 2 moms

[pologq]

nothing super interesting but i am getting my mom the Funko Pops for the Big Bang since she is a huge fan this past year and watches the reruns all the time

got my dad a sealed starting line up set of Mickey Mantle and Joe DiMaggio - simple gift he will love

[2daBank]

Yeah, I have 2 moms

That’s hot.

[mrpapageorgio]

I got my girl a pair of slippers and a dildo.....

[deltgen]

My eight year old nephew is a Steelers fan in training, so I got him his first Terrible Towel this Christmas.

[jjgold]

Someone send me something