If you thought the Patriots would release a statement explaining how a credentialed member of their staff was in the press box at the stadium in Cleveland with the Browns' permission to film the team's advance scout at work for a segment Kraft Productions does on their football employees called "Do Your Job":
... and that that would be the end of it, and Spygate 2 would become the shortest lived "scandal" of all time, you'd better think again. If you've been paying even the tiniest micro-particle of attention over the last 20 years, you should have noticed there is no limit to Patriots Derangement Syndrome.
I woke up this morning to find "Spygate 2" trending on my Twitter. And I'll admit, the fact that last night I decided to put "Spygate II" in a headline but the rest of the world ignored my Roman numeral and went right to an Arabic bothers the hell out of me. But I'll put my ego aside for a moment and focus on the task at hand. Because this is a real mental health crisis right now. A pandemic that is afflicting millions across the country. Media outlets, Blue Checkmarks and Twitter nobodies alike actually believe the Patriots sent a cameraman to Cleveland to gain an unfair competitive advantage against the 1-12 Bengals:
