GoatMilk vs. Lee NBA Contest Losers Leaves SBR Forever - Plays Thread

[KVB]

just never make that last pick leet stay on 99 forever

lol. But if you down far enough with only one hole to go, the match is over.

He could stop at like 91 or so and then always leave the possibility open.



Like I said, don't really think we need to see either of these guys leave, this has been a solid thread, for the most part.

There's still a good match here and both guys can still finish positive. That would make this thread special for sure.

Good Luck guys.

[Goat Milk]

lol. But if you down far enough with only one hole to go, the match is over.

He could stop at like 91 or so and then always leave the possibility open.



Like I said, don't really think we need to see either of these guys leave, this has been a solid thread, for the most part.

There's still a good match here and both guys can still finish positive. That would make this thread special for sure.

Good Luck guys.

One person leaves forever

[Goat Milk]

Jazz -1.5 @ Mavs

[Goat Milk]

Twolves +8.5 @ Raptors

[Fidel_CashFlow]

One person leaves forever

Like we all really thought Goat would give him a pass

[blankoblanco]

Like we all really thought Goat would give him a pass

He sure waited until he was impossibly far ahead to make his stance clear on that though, lol

[degennn]

He sure waited until he was impossibly far ahead to make his stance clear on that though, lol

i thought rules were fairly clear since first post

[blankoblanco]

i thought rules were fairly clear since first post

Yet he never one time acknowledged it until the moment he was way ahead? Jesus, use your brain

[degennn]

Yet he never one time acknowledged it until the moment he was way ahead? Jesus, use your brain

Was it not acknowledged once he made his first play? Sounded more like he was reaffirming it since people were suggesting they shake hands and both stay. I must be stupid.

[degennn]

Probably because im not a pro

[Joe Sharp]

Goat 46 - 37 (+ 5.3 units)


L33T 37 - 39 - 1 (- 5.9 units)

[KRIT]

He only brought it up because this was the first time someone really posted about not wanting either to leave. Either way it doesn’t matter, rules were set before the contest began. Leet has limited time here unless he makes a miraculous comeback.

[Goat Milk]

Wednesday

Twolves -7.5 vs. Charlotte

I can't seem to hit much lately. Reading these games right but not going in my favor all year. F it. Keep firing.

[mjsuax13]

Burial.

[Goat Milk]

Adding:

Lakers -3 @ Denver

Pacers +1 vs. Bucks

[RudyRuetigger]

He only brought it up because this was the first time someone really posted about not wanting either to leave. Either way it doesn’t matter, rules were set before the contest began. Leet has limited time here unless he makes a miraculous comeback.

goat is a stiff

anyone with common sense doesnt want him here


claim to bet a ton, but cant pay off 12 points daily

just sad

or oh, you think 100 plays is the long run and goat is a winner?


goat is a clown show

i dont like l33t either but he isnt a stiff and i appreciate his tennis selections

[KRIT]

goat is a stiff

anyone with common sense doesnt want him here


claim to bet a ton, but cant pay off 12 points daily

just sad

or oh, you think 100 plays is the long run and goat is a winner?


goat is a clown show

i dont like l33t either but he isnt a stiff and i appreciate his tennis selections

For sure, both guys contribute here. It sucks one has to leave, but we aren't forcing them. They willingly chose to do this contest and set the rules.

As for him stiffing you, that blows. GM why don't you just pay him? They are stupid bet points anyways. That's between you two guys, but part of lending is knowing that it may not come back to you.

[Goat Milk]

For sure, both guys contribute here. It sucks one has to leave, but we aren't forcing them. They willingly chose to do this contest and set the rules.

As for him stiffing you, that blows. GM why don't you just pay him? They are stupid bet points anyways. That's between you two guys, but part of lending is knowing that it may not come back to you.

Because I never accumulate that many tokens. YOu think I care about 20 bucks in fukkin tokens. I just posted a thousand dollar screenshot of the superbowl. Rudy hasn't been that much in his life. I bet those amounts daily. I offered the guy who gave me a thousand tokens real money via paypal or venmo and he refused.

Don't give a f bro. Got more important shit to worry about.

Rudy is broke as f he's been talking about a couple of gold coins for 4 years. Guy is a fukkin baralled in loser.

This is a contest thread. Take you guys' littel comments elsewhere.

[RudyRuetigger]

Because I never accumulate that many tokens. YOu think I care about 20 bucks in fukkin tokens. I just posted a thousand dollar screenshot of the superbowl. Rudy hasn't been that much in his life. I bet those amounts daily. I offered the guy who gave me a thousand tokens real money via paypal or venmo and he refused.

Don't give a f bro. Got more important shit to worry about.

Rudy is broke as f he's been talking about a couple of gold coins for 4 years. Guy is a fukkin baralled in loser.

This is a contest thread. Take you guys' littel comments elsewhere.

its not about what you care about, it is what your lenders care about

and you are complete stiff job


why should l33t care about this contest?

your stiff job is worth more than losing this


you are a fukkin bitch

[Goat Milk]

its not about what you care about, it is what your lenders care about

and you are complete stiff job


why should l33t care about this contest?

your stiff job is worth more than losing this


you are a fukkin bitch

I stiffed 14 bucks? You've been following me around for 12 bucks for 4 years. Are you seriously that poor? I wipe my ass with the likes of you. Take your gripes somewhere else. No one fukkin cares about 15 dollars you fukking idiot. That's why that guy hasn't even contacted me. If you're crying about 15 bucks you don't deserve to be on this site at all. You don't even deserve to have a computer or phone. My token fees are between me and that individual, but you feel the need to butt into everything on this fukkin site. Why? Cause you have no fukkin life. You are a loser, a no name, and a low life. You lose every gamble you make. Now you've been blocked to by me.

I do as I fukkin please on this site. This place is nothing without me. Left here for 3 months in the summer as usual and this place was a meltdown. No traffic at all.

If you want to beef, take it elsewhere. This is a clean thread for picks only. I made that clear to you. But you don't know how to listen.

[leetreaper]

Pistons +7.0

Warriors +7.0

Nets +4.0

[leetreaper]

Like we all really thought Goat would give him a pass

[leetreaper]

goat is a stiff

anyone with common sense doesnt want him here


claim to bet a ton, but cant pay off 12 points daily

just sad

or oh, you think 100 plays is the long run and goat is a winner?


goat is a clown show

i dont like l33t either but he isnt a stiff and i appreciate his tennis selections

[leetreaper]

its not about what you care about, it is what your lenders care about

and you are complete stiff job


why should l33t care about this contest?

your stiff job is worth more than losing this


you are a fukkin bitch

Also non pro.

Fukk him.

[chargers4222]

I stiffed 14 bucks? You've been following me around for 12 bucks for 4 years. Are you seriously that poor? I wipe my ass with the likes of you. Take your gripes somewhere else. No one fukkin cares about 15 dollars you fukking idiot. That's why that guy hasn't even contacted me. If you're crying about 15 bucks you don't deserve to be on this site at all. You don't even deserve to have a computer or phone. My token fees are between me and that individual, but you feel the need to butt into everything on this fukkin site. Why? Cause you have no fukkin life. You are a loser, a no name, and a low life. You lose every gamble you make. Now you've been blocked to by me.

I do as I fukkin please on this site. This place is nothing without me. Left here for 3 months in the summer as usual and this place was a meltdown. No traffic at all.

If you want to beef, take it elsewhere. This is a clean thread for picks only. I made that clear to you. But you don't know how to listen.

Couldn't have said it better myself brother. I still have nightmares of those three months this past summer when you disappeared from our lives. I think we all do.

My beautiful daughter would wake up every night in a cold sweat, screaming bloody murder: "Daddy? DADDY?! Is he back yet?! IS GOAT MILK BACK YET?!?!?!"

My lip would quiver a bit. I was dying on the inside. But I had to keep it together. For her. For us.

"No Goatina," I whispered as I wipe the tears from her cheeks with her favorite Goat Milk t-shirt. "Not yet. But he will be. He will be soon. I promise."

This went on for three months. Every single night.

Oh, and my son Goat Jr.? Forget about it. I couldn't even break the news to him. I tried creating a fake Goat Milk account so he wouldn't notice, but he caught on immediately. He stopped eating. Stopped talking. Just sat in his room and cried all summer long.

In hindsight, it was silly of me to think I could pull off such a ruse. I simply don't have the athletic experience and intellect to pick winner after winner like he does. Heck, who does? Let's be honest folks -- James Naismith himself couldn't break down a basketball matchup quite like Goat Milk.

While my family crumbled before my eyes, I would check the forums from time to time, but it was all for naught. You could practically hear a tumbleweed rolling across Players Talk. The few sporadic posts that did pop up would be things like:

"Quickest way to break my own neck?"

"Best anti-depressant that won't affect my erections?"

"DOWN $50,000 SINCE GOAT MILK STOPPED POSTING PICKS"

Lost hopeless souls screaming into the void for a father figure that left to grab the proverbial pack of smokes, while we sat with bated breath, wondering if he'd ever come back to us.

All of us who depend on the detailed, insightful, and most importantly, ACCURATE matchup breakdowns from our brother and savior Goat Milk, were left lost and destitute.

And then a faint glimmer of light appeared from above. In the distance, from up above the clouds, the harps of angels plucked softly but solemnly. As the light got brighter, the music got louder. Then one fateful September day, I heard a shriek of pure ecstasy from my daughter Goatina's bedroom that I will never forget.

"DADDY, DADDY, DADDY!!! HE'S BACK!!! GOAT MILK IS BACK!!! YOU WERE RIGHT!!! YOU PROMISED HE'D COME BACK AND HE DID!!!"

I have goosebumps right now just thinking about it. I gently moved the razor blade away from my jugular vain, set it on the table, and rushed to her room, tears of joy clouding my vision as I stumbled over furniture in a mad dash.

Then I saw it. September 4th, 2019. Or as we call it in our household, "The Resurrection." I called Goat Jr. into the room, and the three of us read the post out loud in unison, as if we were reciting the gospel from a church pew.

Below is the actual word-for-word post that marked the return of the immaculate and immortal SBR poster, Goat Milk:

------------------------------
Brady +1500 to win MVP

Brady has the easiest schedule, gonna be a 13-3 year easily. If Josh Gordon stays on the field we all know he's a top 7 wr in the world and does things only few can. Edelman still in his prime. Demarius Thomas with a lot to prove. Phillip Dorsett. White, Michael, Burkhead. Brady doesn't need Gronk. He still has weapons everywhere. Looking for something like 4400 yards 36 tds and 7 interceptions with that record. Won't be the best stats in the league maybe but he'll grab the 1 seed.
------------------------------

We all know the refs screwed my brother Goat Milk on this prediction, but that's not the point.

The point is that millions of his adoring fans -- nay, APOSTLES -- on SBR, including my dear daughter Goatina and I, could finally sleep well at night knowing that the Matchup King has returned to his rightful throne, where he belongs.

My brother, I speak for all of us when I say THANK YOU. From the bottom of my heart... thank you. We are not worthy of your unmatched knowledge, charm, wit, and clairvoyance.

I love you. We all love you. More than you'll ever know.

[KRIT]

Lmao

[Booya711]

Couldn't have said it better myself brother. I still have nightmares of those three months this past summer when you disappeared from our lives. I think we all do.

My beautiful daughter would wake up every night in a cold sweat, screaming bloody murder: "Daddy? DADDY?! Is he back yet?! IS GOAT MILK BACK YET?!?!?!"

My lip would quiver a bit. I was dying on the inside. But I had to keep it together. For her. For us.

"No Goatina," I whispered as I wipe the tears from her cheeks with her favorite Goat Milk t-shirt. "Not yet. But he will be. He will be soon. I promise."

This went on for three months. Every single night.

Oh, and my son Goat Jr.? Forget about it. I couldn't even break the news to him. I tried creating a fake Goat Milk account so he wouldn't notice, but he caught on immediately. He stopped eating. Stopped talking. Just sat in his room and cried all summer long.

In hindsight, it was silly of me to think I could pull off such a ruse. I simply don't have the athletic experience and intellect to pick winner after winner like he does. Heck, who does? Let's be honest folks -- James Naismith himself couldn't break down a basketball matchup quite like Goat Milk.

While my family crumbled before my eyes, I would check the forums from time to time, but it was all for naught. You could practically hear a tumbleweed rolling across Players Talk. The few sporadic posts that did pop up would be things like:

"Quickest way to break my own neck?"

"Best anti-depressant that won't affect my erections?"

"DOWN $50,000 SINCE GOAT MILK STOPPED POSTING PICKS"

Lost hopeless souls screaming into the void for a father figure that left to grab the proverbial pack of smokes, while we sat with bated breath, wondering if he'd ever come back to us.

All of us who depend on the detailed, insightful, and most importantly, ACCURATE matchup breakdowns from our brother and savior Goat Milk, were left lost and destitute.

And then a faint glimmer of light appeared from above. In the distance, from up above the clouds, the harps of angels plucked softly but solemnly. As the light got brighter, the music got louder. Then one fateful September day, I heard a shriek of pure ecstasy from my daughter Goatina's bedroom that I will never forget.

"DADDY, DADDY, DADDY!!! HE'S BACK!!! GOAT MILK IS BACK!!! YOU WERE RIGHT!!! YOU PROMISED HE'D COME BACK AND HE DID!!!"

I have goosebumps right now just thinking about it. I gently moved the razor blade away from my jugular vain, set it on the table, and rushed to her room, tears of joy clouding my vision as I stumbled over furniture in a mad dash.

Then I saw it. September 4th, 2019. Or as we call it in our household, "The Resurrection." I called Goat Jr. into the room, and the three of us read the post out loud in unison, as if we were reciting the gospel from a church pew.

Below is the actual word-for-word post that marked the return of the immaculate and immortal SBR poster, Goat Milk:

------------------------------
Brady +1500 to win MVP

Brady has the easiest schedule, gonna be a 13-3 year easily. If Josh Gordon stays on the field we all know he's a top 7 wr in the world and does things only few can. Edelman still in his prime. Demarius Thomas with a lot to prove. Phillip Dorsett. White, Michael, Burkhead. Brady doesn't need Gronk. He still has weapons everywhere. Looking for something like 4400 yards 36 tds and 7 interceptions with that record. Won't be the best stats in the league maybe but he'll grab the 1 seed.
------------------------------

We all know the refs screwed my brother Goat Milk on this prediction, but that's not the point.

The point is that millions of his adoring fans -- nay, APOSTLES -- on SBR, including my dear daughter Goatina and I, could finally sleep well at night knowing that the Matchup King has returned to his rightful throne, where he belongs.

My brother, I speak for all of us when I say THANK YOU. From the bottom of my heart... thank you. We are not worthy of your unmatched knowledge, charm, wit, and clairvoyance.

I love you. We all love you. More than you'll ever know.

This thread means nothing....goat milk is a lifelong loser....guy was clowning me on KC in the super bowl and got buried by betting the niners....

[leetreaper]

This thread means nothing....goat milk is a lifelong loser....guy was clowning me on KC in the super bowl and got buried by betting the niners....

[leetreaper]

He sure waited until he was impossibly far ahead to make his stance clear on that though, lol

lol, thats a standard move for all the clown losers/brokedikks on this planet.

Watch this bitch posting in a month after he loses

[homie1975]

so who is leaving and who is staying??

[shadymcgrady]

Someone here suggested one of the contestants stop at 99 picks. That would be fukking hilarious

[leetreaper]

Pistons +7.0

Warriors +7.0

Nets +4.0

[homie1975]

Lee handled his bizness tonight

[Goat Milk]

This thread means nothing....goat milk is a lifelong loser....guy was clowning me on KC in the super bowl and got buried by betting the niners....

Had 200 to win 500 on Tyreek Hill most yards. Buried? You wouldn't have balls to put that kind of bet on a +250. Posted my thousand dollar screenshot on superbowl bets. Did anyone else in this thread?

Thought so.

I win again.

F.

Always win.

Lee you can have your sweep. Your bets are predictable as fuk. You're not going to beat me betting underdogs everyday for 3 months.

Fool. Would be surprised if you finished in the black.

[mrpapageorgio]

Couldn't have said it better myself brother. I still have nightmares of those three months this past summer when you disappeared from our lives. I think we all do.

My beautiful daughter would wake up every night in a cold sweat, screaming bloody murder: "Daddy? DADDY?! Is he back yet?! IS GOAT MILK BACK YET?!?!?!"

My lip would quiver a bit. I was dying on the inside. But I had to keep it together. For her. For us.

"No Goatina," I whispered as I wipe the tears from her cheeks with her favorite Goat Milk t-shirt. "Not yet. But he will be. He will be soon. I promise."

This went on for three months. Every single night.

Oh, and my son Goat Jr.? Forget about it. I couldn't even break the news to him. I tried creating a fake Goat Milk account so he wouldn't notice, but he caught on immediately. He stopped eating. Stopped talking. Just sat in his room and cried all summer long.

In hindsight, it was silly of me to think I could pull off such a ruse. I simply don't have the athletic experience and intellect to pick winner after winner like he does. Heck, who does? Let's be honest folks -- James Naismith himself couldn't break down a basketball matchup quite like Goat Milk.

While my family crumbled before my eyes, I would check the forums from time to time, but it was all for naught. You could practically hear a tumbleweed rolling across Players Talk. The few sporadic posts that did pop up would be things like:

"Quickest way to break my own neck?"

"Best anti-depressant that won't affect my erections?"

"DOWN $50,000 SINCE GOAT MILK STOPPED POSTING PICKS"

Lost hopeless souls screaming into the void for a father figure that left to grab the proverbial pack of smokes, while we sat with bated breath, wondering if he'd ever come back to us.

All of us who depend on the detailed, insightful, and most importantly, ACCURATE matchup breakdowns from our brother and savior Goat Milk, were left lost and destitute.

And then a faint glimmer of light appeared from above. In the distance, from up above the clouds, the harps of angels plucked softly but solemnly. As the light got brighter, the music got louder. Then one fateful September day, I heard a shriek of pure ecstasy from my daughter Goatina's bedroom that I will never forget.

"DADDY, DADDY, DADDY!!! HE'S BACK!!! GOAT MILK IS BACK!!! YOU WERE RIGHT!!! YOU PROMISED HE'D COME BACK AND HE DID!!!"

I have goosebumps right now just thinking about it. I gently moved the razor blade away from my jugular vain, set it on the table, and rushed to her room, tears of joy clouding my vision as I stumbled over furniture in a mad dash.

Then I saw it. September 4th, 2019. Or as we call it in our household, "The Resurrection." I called Goat Jr. into the room, and the three of us read the post out loud in unison, as if we were reciting the gospel from a church pew.

Below is the actual word-for-word post that marked the return of the immaculate and immortal SBR poster, Goat Milk:

------------------------------
Brady +1500 to win MVP

Brady has the easiest schedule, gonna be a 13-3 year easily. If Josh Gordon stays on the field we all know he's a top 7 wr in the world and does things only few can. Edelman still in his prime. Demarius Thomas with a lot to prove. Phillip Dorsett. White, Michael, Burkhead. Brady doesn't need Gronk. He still has weapons everywhere. Looking for something like 4400 yards 36 tds and 7 interceptions with that record. Won't be the best stats in the league maybe but he'll grab the 1 seed.
------------------------------

We all know the refs screwed my brother Goat Milk on this prediction, but that's not the point.

The point is that millions of his adoring fans -- nay, APOSTLES -- on SBR, including my dear daughter Goatina and I, could finally sleep well at night knowing that the Matchup King has returned to his rightful throne, where he belongs.

My brother, I speak for all of us when I say THANK YOU. From the bottom of my heart... thank you. We are not worthy of your unmatched knowledge, charm, wit, and clairvoyance.

I love you. We all love you. More than you'll ever know.

You forgot to mention his legendary $10,000 bet on the Warriors beating Toronto in the NBA Finals. It was that moment though I became disillusioned and decided to follow JJGold for his proven expert handicapping.