Weekend off, lets gamble

[2daBank]

I fukin did it like 1980, there is zero chance there was any other drugs in that cell kind of deal. I am 100 percent confident

Kinda a dick move pal. Lol

[funnyb25]

[unde0087]

I don't do that that shit unless I get a new wise ass or I know there is stupid shit going on. But I did everything but throw their shit into the dayroom. Motherfukers crying because they were locked down. But we came back and took another one. We should have taken one more but no evidence.

[unde0087]

That is my favorite part of the job. I always pull my cuffs first so I can be the one to cuff a guy up so if there is a fight I am the first one to fight. Especially when we go to lock up a guy from the most violent pod.

[jjgold]

Under pull that stunt in NJ and your badge pulled


Zero tolerance
For bullies

[unde0087]

Kinda a dick move pal. Lol

It is my job, that can end up hurting my people. I don't play, I will fukin destroy any cell I think will end up like that bro.

[2daBank]

That is my favorite part of the job. I always pull my cuffs first so I can be the one to cuff a guy up so if there is a fight I am the first one to fight. Especially when we go to lock up a guy from the most violent pod.

That’s it pal. We boys and all but take that badge off and step in the ring! I gotta stand up for my convict homies!! lol

[funnyb25]

jjgold

[unde0087]

Under pull that stunt in NJ and your badge pulled


Zero tolerance
For bullies

I am not a bully, I tell everyone what I expect. They all know. Was I supposed to just let them take the drugs dumbass? I am all for rights but if there is anything that might endanger my people I will destroy someones cell, and I mean totally destroy. I will transfer to NY, hell AB is trying to get me over there anyways , same thing. Act right or you get the rubber gloves, banker knows what that means.

[jjgold]

Under you into S&M??


What the fuk??

Your a fukkin cuckoo clock

[gauchojake]

[unde0087]

That’s it pal. We boys and all but take that badge off and step in the ring! I gotta stand up for my convict homies!! lol

Dude, I am the most fair person they will meet. I tell them what is happening and what to expect. I am not someone who is glad someone is losing their parole or anything. I am just doing my fukin job when the captain tells me to go get someone.

[2daBank]

I am not a bully, I tell everyone what I expect. They all know. Was I supposed to just let them take the drugs dumbass? I am all for rights but if there is anything that might endanger my people I will destroy someones cell, and I mean totally destroy. I will transfer to NY, hell AB is trying to get me over there anyways , same thing. Act right or you get the rubber gloves, banker knows what that means.

None them mofos ever fukked w me like that. I had to lift my nuts and do the bend and cough from time to time but I never once had them touchy feely.

I got drugs all the time when my old lady came for conjugal visit! She always brought me some perks and zannys!! Even tho I be pissed cause she wouldn’t hook me up with bunch! They were super lax the place I did most my time!!! Thank god I spent only few months in the hell hole real deals!! Most of it was at them satellites which were super cake!!!

[2daBank]

Dude, I am the most fair person they will meet. I tell them what is happening and what to expect. I am not someone who is glad someone is losing their parole or anything. I am just doing my fukin job when the captain tells me to go get someone.

You know I was just busting your balls pal!! I know you good peeps, several the COs were and you one of them!!

[unde0087]

Under you into S&M??


What the fuk??

Your a fukkin cuckoo clock

I would tell you not to be a dumbass but we are way past that

[unde0087]

You know I was just busting your balls pal!! I know you good peeps, several the COs were and you one of them!!

The only time I love getting someone is when they threaten staff and the captain tells me he wants him in Seg. I love that. In that situation I don't give one fuk what he says, against the wall and shut the fuk up or force will be used against you.

[jjgold]

Banker with big keyboard muscles

Might go to East St. Louis and slap him around this winter

Wash Huskies late night pick

[2daBank]

Banker with big keyboard muscles

Might go to East St. Louis and slap him around this winter

Wash Huskies late night pick

Lmao. They match my real muscles pal: Ask kid Cudi how swole I am! I ain’t been lifting for awhile but I’m positive I can still bench 315 easy. How much you weigh? Lol. Id throw you threw a wall you bald Fukk!

Or more likely you would act right and we can do some blow and finds some ho’s!! You ever done Belushi? That shit rock your world!!

[lonegambler23]

always the dream man.. if i ever quit my job

[2daBank]

The only time I love getting someone is when they threaten staff and the captain tells me he wants him in Seg. I love that. In that situation I don't give one fuk what he says, against the wall and shut the fuk up or force will be used against you.

Some them mofo’s ignorant disrespectful fukks, they deserve it. Doesn't matter what side the law you on There a way to act and a way not to. I’m all for checking the Mfers that don’t understand the right way! You know this!!

Not respecting laws is completely different from not respecting others which I have little patients for!

[gauchojake]

Unde do you ever feel bad for the homies drinking pruno and bring them a pint of something decent?????

[unde0087]

Some them mofo’s ignorant disrespectful fukks, they deserve it. Doesn't matter what side the law you on There a way to act and a way not to. I’m all for checking the Mfers that don’t understand the right way! You know this!!

Not respecting laws is completely different from not respecting others which I have little patients for!

Ya, well when there is a real boss, like a heavy they send us from a real gang, it changes. Then I can go to that person and say I am going to destroy the fuk out of your shit until things change in here. I expect this, and within a day all of a sudden I have zero problems. Only problem is in our state the only high profile gang bangers are feds not state.

[unde0087]

Banker with big keyboard muscles

Might go to East St. Louis and slap him around this winter

Wash Huskies late night pick

do us all a favor and shut the fuk up, you have zero merit here. go beat off your stupid asses like bigbear somewhere else dipshit

[funnyb25]

Real alcoholics aint drinkin no pruno in there. They in the corner depressed as hell. Pruno for the children.

[unde0087]

Unde do you ever feel bad for the homies drinking pruno and bring them a pint of something decent?????

No, I take it and write their ass up if I ever catch them with it. Used to be auto lock up.

If I show up to the fed pods and have the officer open a cell they already know they are fuked. I wouldn't be there without a reason. I will destroy a cell when I know there is something to find.

[2daBank]

No, I take it and write their ass up if I ever catch them with it. Used to be auto lock up.

Rough, point me in the direction of the COs who take bribes!! You all by the book!! Lol

[unde0087]

When I show up to a pod, they yell a key word to alert anyone doing something that will get them taken. I hear it 3 times after i enter a pod or before I take 3 steps in most pods.

[unde0087]

Rough, point me in the direction of the COs who take bribes!! You all by the book!! Lol

Seriously, I am fair, but the first person who tried to bribe me I told him "if you ever, or anyone, tries to ask me one thing that would get me in trouble I will crush them", since that day not one person, even in the worst pod, ever has asked me to do one thing illegal. Not one time and that has been almost a year.

[unde0087]

Japan play looming

[2daBank]

Seriously, I am fair, but the first person who tried to bribe me I told him "if you ever, or anyone, tries to ask me one thing that would get me in trouble I will crush them", since that day not one person, even in the worst pod, ever has asked me to do one thing illegal. Not one time and that has been almost a year.

Lol. Shoot. At place I was at we could have 2 12x12 boxes sent to us a month with like food, cigs, coffee, soap, toothpaste, all that kind of good shit., there were several COs I could bribe with just candy or some shit to have them being all lax and not searching my boxes too hard!! Always tell my girl to send bag of whatever candy they liked! Lol

[KVB]

Tremendous thread here.

Great read.

Calling you tomorrow Unde, got separated from the phone tonight...

[unde0087]

Tremendous thread here.

Great read.

Calling you tomorrow Unde, got separated from the phone tonight...

this is me last time KVB said he was calling

solid day:

CBB
2-1

CFB
1-0

Soccer
0-1-1
The half win I just called a push in England

[unde0087]

[unde0087]

[kidcudi92]

Lmao. They match my real muscles pal: Ask kid Cudi how swole I am! I ain’t been lifting for awhile but I’m positive I can still bench 315 easy. How much you weigh? Lol. Id throw you threw a wall you bald Fukk!

Or more likely you would act right and we can do some blow and finds some ho’s!! You ever done Belushi? That shit rock your world!!

hulking out cue daggers gif