How can i make $500 in one week legally fast?

Big Bear · 10-23-19, 03:21 AM

Originally posted by Seaweed

I need $500 fast

All my money is tied up

hmm maybe try having a car wash and getting a bunch of hot babes to wash the cars

ofcourse these women need to be wearing sexy bikini’s and smiling, giving the customer lots of eye contact and make sure they are somewhat provocative with the soap
they won’t want to do it for free so you need to have them wash enough cars so that you can pay the ladies and still have enough left for profit

do you have a craigslist account?

you can put 1 ad out on there looking for ladies

once you round them up call a meeting and brief them on expectations

then place another ad advertising your car wash on Saturday

you can also make flyers and pass those out

good luck

jjgold · 10-23-19, 07:00 AM

Uber 24 straight hrs possible

shadymcgrady · 10-23-19, 07:07 AM

My email address was created before I met you. No joke seriously it's SeaweedDumbfukk@verison.net

SendIt247 · 10-23-19, 08:16 AM

Easy.

Trade bitcoin p2p.

Ph q all · 10-23-19, 08:23 AM

Originally posted by 2daBank

Love me a sexy light skinned sister!! No offense to darker ones they ok too!!

We all know the sexiest of all the mixed chicks tho!!! And these inbreds don’t think we should mix!! Bout bunch of retards, results speak for themselves!! Hotties, Russell Wilson, Obama, etc etc etc., Mixing where it at!!!! Cream colored is beautiful!!!

I am with you for the most part but Obama??? She fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!

swordsandtequila · 10-23-19, 10:01 AM

If you're BigPhonyQH you borrow $12,500 and put it on App St. ml

paco · 10-23-19, 10:09 AM

Uber should get u that in a few days if u don’t mind wear and tear on ur vehicle

WvGambler · 10-23-19, 10:11 AM

Find someone who buys shit. Take a shit in a bucket and sell it to them. Use the amount that they pay you to calculate how many shits you’d need to take to hit 500$. Take that amount of shits. Problem solved. NEXT!

GzaTheGenius · 10-23-19, 10:14 AM

Get a job

vividjohn45 · 10-23-19, 10:15 AM

Move to tiajuana, and whore yourself out. It's $35 bux. For a 15 minutes covered bang bang. . If you do 3 dudes a day (I doubt many women are looking for male whores in Tijuana (legal whores) ). After 7 days and 21 dudes , you should have $500 left over after expenses. You mite want to start a thread on trip advisor or various tourist websites giving yourself 4 star service.

TheToffer · 10-23-19, 10:25 AM

Originally posted by BeatTheJerk

It worked for Mark Wahlberg, don’t ask questions.

I thought it worked for Wesley Snipes?

MisterSack · 10-23-19, 10:28 AM

What's your venmo? or cashapp?

pinnacle420 · 10-23-19, 10:48 AM

You work man at a job bro

BeatTheJerk · 10-23-19, 12:04 PM

Originally posted by TheToffer

I thought it worked for Wesley Snipes?

It works for every-damn-body pal, that’s the whole point here.

BeatTheJerk · 10-23-19, 12:10 PM

You just gotta have the right size balls, most people don’t carry around that type of weight.

Big Bear · 10-23-19, 12:26 PM

Originally posted by paco

Uber should get u that in a few days if u don’t mind wear and tear on ur vehicle

Uber... man that would suck

jjgold · 10-23-19, 12:34 PM

Deal weed or coke

Ph q all · 10-23-19, 12:38 PM

Set a meeting with your local. Bring a hot pic of your sis. If that doesn't work borrow from him at a high interest rate.
If you lose next week leave town

7deuceoff$uit · 10-23-19, 03:18 PM

Go 6-0 in the pick 6 contest and be +7.3 units

Al Masters · 10-23-19, 04:37 PM

Originally posted by 2daBank

Lmfao. Bold assumption there.

Which one?

Him having a friend or getting a loan.

2daBank · 10-23-19, 04:39 PM

Originally posted by Al Masters

Which one?

Him having a friend or getting a loan.

I forget what or who we were talking about. So I’m just gonna say “yes”. Lol

GzaTheGenius · 10-23-19, 04:41 PM

Originally posted by 7deuceoff$uit

Go 6-0 in the pick 6 contest and be +7.3 units

True I just won 400

lonegambler23 · 10-23-19, 04:42 PM

Originally posted by pinnacle420

You work man at a job bro

pinny will hire u for slave work

2daBank · 10-23-19, 04:44 PM

Originally posted by GzaTheGenius

True I just won 400

Nice. I should get something for missing all my plays!! lol.

Did you have any plus in there or was it 6-0 +7 units?

GzaTheGenius · 10-23-19, 04:54 PM

Originally posted by 2daBank

Nice. I should get something for missing all my plays!! lol.

Did you have any plus in there or was it 6-0 +7 units?

Had 7.10

Didn't really plan on it. Just kinda worked out that way.. one guy beat me with 7.15

Total of 13 6-0s this week so it might be worth it to take shots at the +105s out there.. but still got be 6-0 in the first place..

Idk I'm at 49 right now overall so just gonna keep on the same way

pinnacle420 · 10-23-19, 05:01 PM

Originally posted by lonegambler23

pinny will hire u for slave work

POISON · 10-23-19, 06:01 PM

Originally posted by Ph q all

I am with you for the most part but Obama??? She fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!

Michelle, errr Michael is a dude....

pavyracer · 10-23-19, 06:19 PM

Bet $500 on black at roulette.

BeatTheJerk · 10-23-19, 06:25 PM

Originally posted by pavyracer

Bet $500 on black at roulette.

Yeah that was already mentioned like a few times.

Al Masters · 10-23-19, 06:42 PM

Originally posted by BeatTheJerk

Yeah that was already mentioned likes a few times.

Yup... red it is!

2daBank · 10-23-19, 06:47 PM

Originally posted by GzaTheGenius

Had 7.10

Didn't really plan on it. Just kinda worked out that way.. one guy beat me with 7.15

Total of 13 6-0s this week so it might be worth it to take shots at the +105s out there.. but still got be 6-0 in the first place..

Idk I'm at 49 right now overall so just gonna keep on the same way

Nice work. I’m closing in on last. Lol.