LOL I know I ain't special on here! But SBR pays my store orders like a freakin BANK!!
Thank You SBR!!!
Thank You SBR!!!
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Don't get it twisted Joe. You are indeed "special" on here.Comment -
ok
and if all people turned you in for sbrpoker chat
you would be banned longer than i was
so how about relaxing
THANKSComment -
LOL You obviously can't read and comprehend plain written English dude! I have said on here 500 fukin timesOriginally posted by RudyRuetigger
that I am just cutting up and joking around about all the wild donks that happen in these SBR 30 person "donkaments"
You have to go all in about 20 times and you have to get lucky and donk out the wins almost all 20 times to win
or place in the money!! It is for PIZZA points for shit's sake! It is fun and hilarious dude!
Lighten up about me having fun about it in the poker chat dumb-ass! Dude, if you give a shit what somebody (me)
posts about the wild donks in poker chat, then please get the HELL OFF THE INTERNET!!
AND DON'T GO OUTSIDE OR EVER LEAVE YOUR MOTHER'S BASEMENT AGAIN!Comment -
WowComment -
You take the pizza points you're laughing about pretty serious though.Originally posted by JoeCool20Comment -
LOL I'm just glad you read it Rudy! I have nothing against you and I thought everyone on here had
FINALLY read and comprehended my 500 posts about me loving to comment about the wild donks in poker chat!
Rudy, there are people in the poker chat telling each other to "go get a gun and kill yourself." And all you
Can do is say you have a problem with ME posting funny shit about the wild donks? LOL Come on dude it's hard
to think you are/were serious dude!
"Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger
ok
and if all people turned you in for sbrpoker chat
you would be banned longer than i was
(And by the way Rudy, about 3 or 4 people DID report me, but do you REALLY think SBR "cares" about me posting
something about a wild donk on a poker hand? LOL They don't! The poker chat is to chat about poker!
And anyway, who the fuk could really seriously "care" or get ill at me for posting the words:
"LOL He donked a 2 outer on the river??"
SBR sure as hell doesn't care about me doing that, but they told me that
I couldn't be "disrespectful" and tell the 3 or 4 people who "cared" about me posting about wild donks to shut the fuk up
and that they were stupid idiot morons that couldn't read plain English where I had said 500 fukin times that I was
JUST JOKING around! So I didn't say that to you!
Not in poker chat and not even on the forum where anything can be said!!
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Originally posted by jts1207
LOL You would only think I was "Taking the pizza points you're laughing about pretty serious" if you are a
stupid idiot moron that can't read plain English where I have said 500 fukin times on here that I was
JUST JOKING around and having fun about the wild donks that happen 50 fukin times in
these SBR 30 person quick tourneys!
LOL You aren't saying you ARE one of those are you?
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Good workComment -
wait that is fukked coolio
i never tell people to go kill themselves in poker chat
i usually make 1 hand of all in play and thats it
you are way the fukk off base
you owe me an apology or PROOF of these accusations
you wont find them so ill expect it
NOW
THANKSComment -
LOL OK Rudy, I get it, you really CAN'T read and comprehend plain English!! Either that or you are drunk!Originally posted by RudyRuetigger
WHERE IN THE HELL DOES IT SAY IN MY POST THAT I SAID OR ACCUSED YOU OF SAYING THAT IN POKER
CHAT?
I SAID THERE ARE "PEOPLE" SAYING THAT! NOWHERE DO/DID I SAY YOU SAID IT!!
Originally posted by JoeCool20Rudy, there are people in the poker chat telling each other to "go get a gun and kill yourself." And all you
Can do is say you have a problem with ME posting funny shit about the wild donks? LOL Come on dude it's hard
to think you are/were serious dude!
Now you owe ME an apology for that wild and idiotic accusation!! So I will expect it! NOW Thanks.Comment -
hey coolio
im gonna be honest with you bro
i just reply so you will reply again and take 20 lines with 2 different font sizes while incorporating bold letters and caps
it makes my dayComment -
What a loserComment -
Great! Didn't know you were that fukked up! LOL But whatever floats your boat!Originally posted by RudyRuetigger
Do you like football? Try watching some football instead of fixating on me!
Go sell crazy someplace else! We're all stocked up here! LOL
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Originally posted by firedawg
LOL Yeah I know, you'd NEVER think that my thread about complimenting SBR for paying me out quick
would turn/morph into this stupid shit! But some people on SBR are lonely and fukked up in the head!
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hey coolio
tell me what you do with 4Ko while your wife is in late positionComment -
He was talking bout you bro, lolOriginally posted by JoeCool20LOL Yeah I know, you'd NEVER think that my thread about complimenting SBR for paying me out quick
would turn/morph into this stupid shit! But some people on SBR are lonely and fukked up in the head!Comment -
sbr is too scared of getting your essay terrorism to slow pay you.Originally posted by JoeCool20LOL Yeah I know, you'd NEVER think that my thread about complimenting SBR for paying me out quick
would turn/morph into this stupid shit! But some people on SBR are lonely and fukked up in the head!Comment -
close your pmsOriginally posted by 2daBank
i told him to relax once in poker
got a 2 page essay via PMs from him about it
not joking, i probably still have itComment -
I keep my PMs OFF on purpose so i dont get shit like this........from JOECOOLIO
Hey man, I think you know I don't give a damn what anybody thinks of my poker skills! I've been playing for 30 years!
At this point, I just try to get it in with big odds in my favor to win, and then see if the other guy gets donk-lucky or not! LOL That's all poker means to me after all this time.
But I just wanted to tell you about your comment calling me the "worst end game player" you have ever seen! LOL
Man I'm not putting this on the forum because I don't want to make people better at this 30 person format! And I don't want people copying my style!
But dude, you are probably right! Not that I am no good with only a few people left! That's stupid! Especially when all this bullshit is on SBR 30 person tourneys is going all in over and over if you make the final table!
But you are right about me folding in certain situations (DURING THE LAST QUALIFYING PERIOD!) when "equity" or "percentages" SCREAMED for me to put my last chips in the pot!
The reason is because it was a 90 day format to gain points to get into the final cash game!! NOTHING meant ANYTHING except getting enough points to qualify for the final cash game!
So HELL YES I might fold with 8 high and hardly any chips left, JUST so I could see if somebody else would get knocked out before me and I'd get 25 more points for finishing one spot higher!
I know good and well I did that in the qualifiers! BECAUSE THE GAMES WEREN'T ABOUT "EQUITY"!!!! IT WAS ALL ABOUT 90 DAYS WORTH OF TRYING TO ACCUMULATE POINTS!!!
So I'm not mad at you for noticing that bro! I'm just not going to get on the forum and tell everybody on the whole site what my strategy is/was in these things!
Because then they will start doing it!
I have to tell you this too! It worked out PERFECTLY for me in the cash game!
I was the SHORTEST stack when it got down to the final table/10 people.
But I looked and saw that I had to get AT LEAST 4th place to get cash instead of betpoints or poker points, so I fukkin folded my ass off OVER AND OVER!
LOL I swear I folded 66 and 88 and AQ and ALL kind of shit that others would have SNAP called all in with! Just because I didn't want to risk a 50 50 shot!!
And sure enough, they kept on going all in against each other with AJ or KQ or 77 all the way until SIX people had gone out in front of me! And I had guaranteed myself $200 cash! Then I got AA and a dude called with 99 and donked a 2% river card straight on me, or I might have won the whole thing!
So just to be clear, you were somewhat right about what I was doing, and it is a good eye by you to notice it! But I'm not "bad" or "the worst" at the final table! LOL
I wouldn't play that way if I was in ONE single tournament online!
You don't just have to hit the all in button every time just because "equity" says that you should!! Not if the format is trying to accumulate 3 months of points to qualify for the cash game!
I knew EXACTLY what I was doing in this particular format the whole 3 months!
And then I did it again in the final and I almost won the damn thing!
I guarantee you that the 200 (or more) EXTRA points that I got by playing that way during those 3 months was the only reason that I made it to the final.
But I ain't posting none of my strategy on the damn forum for everyone to see!
Or they will all start copying me!
Take care dude!Comment -
Originally posted by RudyRuetiggerMy favorite part about his posts are him hitting enter in the middle of his "sentences". That is what really makes him special.Comment -
hes one of the worst when it comes to berating people at sbrpoker
noone deserves that type of emotional and mental abuse while only playing SbRPOKER
NOONE!!!!!!!!!!!!1Comment -
LOL Yes Pablo, me saying "OMG He donked a 2 outer" in poker chat has truly made you dislike me!Originally posted by pablo222
So you'd stalk me and follow me around the board posting stupid shit under my threads!
And then I humiliated you and embarrassed you so now you hate me even more! LOL
Sorry dude! Don't ever come out of your mother's basement if Poker chat posts about donks "bother" you!!
And don't EVER try to start shit on here with me or I will BURY your ass and humiliate the shit out of you!!
So now I have to humiliate you again! Are you REALLY that stupid to post what you just posted? LOL
Dude, You can only post so many words in Poker chat before it stops you, and you HAVE to hit enter
and continue posting if your "sentence" isn't over yet! Damn dude you can not be that big of a flaming dumb-ass!!Comment -
LOL Rudy, You would only think my poker chat posts were "berating" or "mentally abusive" if you are aOriginally posted by RudyRuetigger
stupid idiot moron that can't read plain English where I have said 500 fukin times on here that I was
JUST JOKING around and having fun about the wild donks that happen 50 fukin times in
these SBR 30 person quick tourneys!
LOL You aren't saying you ARE a stupid idiot moron that can't read plain English
where I have said 500 fukin times on here that I am JUST JOKING around and having fun
about the wild donks that happen 50 fukin times in EVERY one of these
SBR 30 person quick tourneys are you? LOL I think you are!Comment -
you are the gift that keeps on givingOriginally posted by JoeCool20
thanks bro
better than the comedy channelComment -
LOL Y'all go back to school or something! Your ignorance makes it too easy to humiliate the shit out of you!!Comment -
LOL I'm truly sorry man! If you are too stupid to read and comprehend something that I have saidOriginally posted by RudyRuetigger
FIVE HUNDRED TIMES ON HERE! Then it is your OWN fault! Not mine! Learn to read and comprehend plain English!
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hey coolio that snoopy image in sunglasses is great for you
im gonna get you a christmas present
what do you want???Comment -
Do not loan this guy points
Trust meComment -
Originally posted by RudyRuetigger
LOL I'll take a shirt bro!! Make the shirt say this:
"If you give a shit that somebody posts in poker chat about the wild-luck donks that happen
on SBR poker tourneys, then get off the internet and don't ever come out of your mother's basement!!""Comment -
Lmfao. That sounds the opposite of relaxing.Originally posted by RudyRuetiggerComment -
You are a the biggest moron on here. I am talking about your posts in the forum. Are you that stupid that you hit enter, mid-sentence, when posting here because you think you are still in poker chat?
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that will be a best sellerOriginally posted by JoeCool20
im using itComment -
Did he really just tell you if you think he rude or disrespectful you a stupid moron? Lmfao. Does he not see the irony here??Originally posted by RudyRuetigger
That pm, JFC.Comment -
He acts like a homeless person begging for them all the time!! LolOriginally posted by firedawgComment
