How do you become a professional bullfighter?

[bonzaii]

Any stories?? Feels like a sport you can get right into and dominate within a year.

[KVB]

[gauchojake]

I enjoy skinny skiing and going to bullfights on acid

[KVB]

I doubt there is a single professional bullfighter that didn't grow up on a ranch completely immersed in the culture.

[Mrtop7]

i think you have to get horned by the bull to let you in the club

[daneblazer]

You have to be a dumb fukk first

[cincinnatikid513]

i always root for the bull

[jjgold]

One of the easiest Sports to get seriously injured

Brutal on body

[KVB]

Nobody just enters the sport (well some do and there are training camps).

But those at the top grow up in it.

[Okieirish]

Actually , it is just the opposite. We have always had cattle. Anybody that does, knows a whole lot better! My brother got kicked in the nuts by a steer one time in the early 80's and it lifted him off the ground. His ball bag, was the size of a football for quite some time. I felt bad about laughing when it first happened, because it was serious. There are things that can happen, that would make you wish you were dead, and not permanently maimed.

[POISON]

Actually , it is just the opposite. We have always had cattle. Anybody that does, knows a whole lot better! My brother got kicked in the nuts by a steer one time in the early 80's and it lifted him off the ground. His ball bag, was the size of a football for quite some time. I felt bad about laughing when it first happened, because it was serious. There are things that can happen, that would make you wish you were dead, and not permanently maimed.

That sounds brutal! Hopefully the guy wasn't castrated.....

[RudyRuetigger]

i could be wrong

but i think its when you beat all the regular cows

then you can become a bullfighter

[SBR Tony]

well first of all there are a few on here, oh wait, I thought it said professional Bullshitter

my bad carry on

[KVB]

First, one must train on a mechanical bull...

[KVB]

Before you know you got some skills....

[Auto Donk]

good initial training is to watch my moves during a typical threesome with two babes on a friday night, to understand how a raging bull moves.....

[Getch13]