Orlando Poker

[Cuse0323]

Easily the worst poker room I’ve ever been to, which didn’t help. Dealers that looked like slobs and couldn’t deal to save their life. Couldn’t do math, misdeals constantly, fckin the button up, and slow as shit. One kid was a chip runner before dealing. They must really need people to promote him. Looked like he just got done with a weekend binge on meth, and booze. Made it tough to stay relaxed, and had me playing 9/4 then hitting two pair on the flop, only to get coolered.

I think I’m just gonna work, and save my hard earned money like a normal human being. Still will have plenty to have a good time in the Cuse. And I can load up for football when the time comes. Just have to avoid preseason NFL. Back to the work grind, had my go at poker. Wasn’t what it used to be.

[gauchojake]

It always happens that way. You just need to fold that BB hand and leave. Hindsight I know...

[reigle9]

one day, you fuckin rubes will just listen to me

come to a game, we'll ac right after for a few days, i'll teach you how to play poker, do drugs, and bang 21yo wop cics on their 21st bday to ac..........jesus penetrate stop being a super fake homophobic word i call ALL MY FUCKIN FRIENDS

yeah im def getting re-fake-banned tonight

[reigle9]

btw opti called me a f\*g off site today, he needs banned

[Otters27]

Easily the worst poker room I’ve ever been to, which didn’t help. Dealers that looked like slobs and couldn’t deal to save their life. Couldn’t do math, misdeals constantly, fckin the button up, and slow as shit. One kid was a chip runner before dealing. They must really need people to promote him. Looked like he just got done with a weekend binge on meth, and booze. Made it tough to stay relaxed, and had me playing 9/4 then hitting two pair on the flop, only to get coolered.

I think I’m just gonna work, and save my hard earned money like a normal human being. Still will have plenty to have a good time in the Cuse. And I can load up for football when the time comes. Just have to avoid preseason NFL. Back to the work grind, had my go at poker. Wasn’t what it used to be.

Cuser I'm playing poker. I'm going to try for you tonight. penetrate those clowns at the table. Can't trust em. They try to collude I believe as well

[reigle9]

poker game

cuser -900
otters +1100

i'm just going to arb this action for yous

[Cuse0323]

It always happens that way. You just need to fold that BB hand and leave. Hindsight I know...

Yep, but it took me from up $201 to $199, so of course I gotta stay to get that dollar back.



I’m surprisingly dumb at times.

[Cuse0323]

one day, you fuckin rubes will just listen to me

come to a game, we'll ac right after for a few days, i'll teach you how to play poker, do drugs, and bang 21yo wop cics on their 21st bday to ac..........jesus penetrate stop being a super fake homophobic word i call ALL MY FUCKIN FRIENDS

yeah im def getting re-fake-banned tonight

I think I’m just gonna come to a game with you, and miss Clemson. My one damn friend I could stay with, and go to game with, has his daughter that weekend. So, I’d be forced to stay in a hotel all weekend, and Uber around. If I can just get laid hanging with you then no need to go home to the girl to get some. She’s being a complete moron anyway. Rather just hit some random skank now.

[reigle9]

all my ideas make 100% sense all the time, probably even if im on coke

so yeah, just come here, i'll only charge you like an hj an night as opposed to the 79 at the holiday inn

[reigle9]

plus your friend is prob a closet homo anyway and for some reason, i have a feeling his wife would have you arrested

i have no wife, and if i did, i'd just beat the shit out of he if she got out of line


lololol fukk, i should prob post some hank

[reigle9]

[Cuse0323]

plus your friend is prob a closet homo anyway and for some reason, i have a feeling his wife would have you arrested

i have no wife, and if i did, i'd just beat the shit out of he if she got out of line

lololol fukk, i should prob post some hank

He has worse than a wife. A vindictive baby mama, who won’t even let him switch weeks to see a game. Such a pain in the nuts. I really wanna see the game, but I’m not gonna go alone and pay for hotels for four nights, plus Uber rides all over to see my girl. Nothing can just work out. Your bitch ass is picking me up at the airport and letting me stay for free if I’m coming. Where do I fly in?

[reigle9]

nobody will never not convince me that's not tony soprano's house

[Cuse0323]

Hopefully in my thread there won’t be any nut huggers reporting posts, but Shari probably coming in soon to lay down the law.

[Cuse0323]

I’m down for Pitt the same weekend as the Cuse game. Nooner then we continue the drinking and watch the Cuse game after. Or Purdue a month later, then I’ll have more bank to blow in AC. That’s probably better. Be nice to have a couple grand to piss away, and I can pay you instead of the HJs. Can gamble in AC on Sunday, and find some wop hoes.

[reigle9]

no way bro, im charging you gas money and room and board at my house....

ain't no bitch (209) so you have to pay for your own ticket, that's all, not even the fee for the gaming license

[reigle9]

i already put in vacation for the purdue game, figure both will be a fake 5-0 or whatever

shoot for that one


every asshole will be paying 200 for the pitt game, that was fun off the fake sanctions when psu still cared about the wpial, it's like playing Youngstown now, completely irrelevant and dont care

[Cuse0323]

no way bro, im charging you gas money and room and board at my house....

ain't no bitch (209) so you have to pay for your own ticket, that's all, not even the fee for the gaming license

I’m confused. I pay gas, room and board, and ticket, or just ticket, that’s all? I’ll obviously pay for gas, and my ticket but damn homie, can’t let a brother sleep on the couch for free? That makes Cuse look better. I can get a hotel for 60 a night, and the plane is only 180. Who knows how much it costs to fly into bumfck nowhere PA.

[reigle9]

god i hate you

i thought we were friends

[reigle9]

call me on jj's line

[reigle9]

im going to be a bitch and edit that until 2020 when this never-fukking-ending idiocy is over

[dlowilly]

one day, you fuckin rubes will just listen to me

come to a game, we'll ac right after for a few days, i'll teach you how to play poker, do drugs, and bang 21yo wop cics on their 21st bday to ac..........jesus penetrate stop being a super fake homophobic word i call ALL MY FUCKIN FRIENDS

yeah im def getting re-fake-banned tonight

LOL 21 yo wop cics

That reminds me, I don't normally have a thing for Italian chicks but I fuked this one that had the most beautiful blue eyes and perfect rack I have ever seen. Her puss smelled like the bottom of the Italy boot but you can't have it all I guess.

[reigle9]

LOL 21 yo wop cics

That reminds me, I don't normally have a thing for Italian chicks but I fuked this one that had the most beautiful blue eyes and perfect rack I have ever seen. Her puss smelled like the bottom of the Italy boot but you can't have it all I guess.

both racist and gay

the higher ups should be conflicted

*obviously gay for not liking wop cics, and also racist obv

[reigle9]

[Cuse0323]

im going to be a bitch and edit that until 2020 when this never-fukking-ending idiocy is over

Should edit the one about Opti too. The lady of the evening will be around about now.

I’m flying to the Cuse for the Clemson game, fck it. 177 bucks round trip, so I’ll just figure out the rest. Would like to meet up with Pablo, and I gotta see this beatdown of Clemson. Can probably still pull off Purdue if the flight isn’t bad.

[reigle9]

opti's my best friend on the sbr, he can suck my dikk from morning til night

[reigle9]

well other than you of course, and mike

we're all just a big fukkin orgy as far as im concerned

[Cuse0323]

opti's my best friend on the sbr, he can suck my dikk from morning til night

I know. He would get a free couch, that’s for sure.



Still said the F word though.

[reigle9]

I know. He would get a free couch, that’s for sure.



Still said the F word though.

i guess you know what it takes to get a free couch...

[Cuse0323]

well other than you of course, and mike

we're all just a big fukkin orgy as far as im concerned

Would be cool if they can all make it to the bash. After these trips, I’m done until the bash.

[reigle9]

this is prob homophobic

idk

[Cuse0323]

i guess you know what it takes to get a free couch...

Lol, I do, and I ain’t going near that. God Bless Opti. That trip from Australia is expensive, so I get it.

[reigle9]

i mean, it's big, but it ain't THAT big

you can do it, i have faith in you

[Cuse0323]

Rather go down on one of Eagle’s online dates. Fish is better than sausage.

[reigle9]

goddamn that's funny


have you heard this one? i felt like such a dork after my buddy told me, it doesnt seem like i shouldve made it this far without know this one lol...


you do the come here thing with your finger when youre at the bar, the girl comes, you say, you just came with 1 finger, imagine what i can do with all 5

i retard lol'd, thought it was genius ha