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  • BeatTheJerk
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 08-19-07
    • 31794

    #36
    Originally posted by 2daBank
    I feel ya, i put off my renewal bunch of times cause what can I say, big time procrastinator! Lol. Beat the prick alone is worth it tho, great contest!!
    Agreed (BTP Contest) among many other reasons & yes measuring underneath will give you damn near an extra inch to sport
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    • Reload
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 03-23-08
      • 12244

      #37
      Always well worth it!
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      • ex50warrior
        SBR MVP
        • 10-10-09
        • 3814

        #38
        Should be a no-brainer.
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        • 2daBank
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 01-26-09
          • 88966

          #39
          Originally posted by BeatTheJerk
          Agreed (BTP Contest) among many other reasons & yes measuring underneath will give you damn near an extra inch to sport
          Damn right! And bitches are dumb (the ones who go for me anyways! Lol) so when you tell them that instead of questioning they be like “oh I guess I’ve been doin it wrong”! Lol. To that you answer, no baby, you measure everyone else from the top, mine is just different!! LmAo
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          • BeatTheJerk
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 08-19-07
            • 31794

            #40
            Originally posted by 2daBank
            Damn right! And bitches are dumb (the ones who go for me anyways! Lol) so when you tell them that instead of questioning they be like “oh I guess I’ve been doin it wrong”! Lol. To that you answer, no baby, you measure everyone else from the top, mine is just different!! LmAo
            Well done by you
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            • BeatTheJerk
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 08-19-07
              • 31794

              #41
              Banker Black Folk" not apply especially.
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              • 2daBank
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 01-26-09
                • 88966

                #42
                That black is bigger shit just a myth!!! The truth is blacks tend to be bigger when soft but don’t gain much when erect, so I’ve heard! Lol
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                • jjgold
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 07-20-05
                  • 388189

                  #43
                  If you’re not a pro you’re broke
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                  • 2daBank
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 01-26-09
                    • 88966

                    #44
                    Originally posted by jjgold
                    If you’re not a pro you’re broke
                    I’m a pro yet still kinda broke!! Not like super broke but closer to broke than rich! Lol,, What gives?

                    You asked to borrow 10 bucks the other day pal! I’m not that broke!! Lol
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                    • shadymcgrady
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 02-27-12
                      • 10036

                      #45
                      Since I've gone pro here Ive lost 2 inches on my cokk and gained it on my waist

                      Also some of the hair on my scalp has moved to my anus
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                      • BeatTheJerk
                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                        • 08-19-07
                        • 31794

                        #46
                        Originally posted by 2daBank
                        That black is bigger shit just a myth!!! The truth is blacks tend to be bigger when soft but don’t gain much when erect, so I’ve heard! Lol
                        Ok lets go with that
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                        • 2daBank
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 01-26-09
                          • 88966

                          #47
                          Originally posted by BeatTheJerk
                          Ok lets go with that
                          Lol. Well I’ve seen a bunch of them soft in the prison shower. Never stuck around to see how much they grew!! Lol
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                          • 2daBank
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 01-26-09
                            • 88966

                            #48
                            Originally posted by shadymcgrady
                            Since I've gone pro here Ive lost 2 inches on my cokk and gained it on my waist

                            Also some of the hair on my scalp has moved to my anus
                            Lmao. Bummer
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                            • RudyRuetigger
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 08-24-10
                              • 65086

                              #49
                              guys can we stop talking about dikks and get back onto reasons to become an sbrpro?

                              unbelievable

                              cannot take you guys anyway

                              how about the BOWL CONTEST
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                              • 2daBank
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 01-26-09
                                • 88966

                                #50
                                Originally posted by RudyRuetigger
                                guys can we stop talking about dikks and get back onto reasons to become an sbrpro?

                                unbelievable

                                cannot take you guys anyway

                                how about the BOWL CONTEST
                                Reason #21, makes dick grow! lol.

                                We don’t have any damn games Rudy! This what happens during ASB. You like anything for all star game? I suppose national league or nothing just cause they dogs, seems like a total coin flip.
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                                • SBR Drew
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 01-08-18
                                  • 7351

                                  #51
                                  Originally posted by 2daBank
                                  I’ve gotten so much ass from telling chicks I’m a sbr pro!! Lol.

                                  Forget paying for itself over the course of a year. Most non pros have 3k or more points already (I know they can only keep 3k so really dumb not going pro once you get to that number!). You pay the Hundo, get pro status, then turn in 2600 points for 100 worth of bitcoin, presto it paid for!!! Then you get to play in all kinds of fabulous contest!! I’ve won around 700 in Btc since 1st of the year!!! Best 100 you will ever spend!!!
                                  Unsolicited ringing endorsement from one of our own...well said and long live the SBR Nation!!

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                                  • BeatTheJerk
                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                    • 08-19-07
                                    • 31794

                                    #52
                                    Originally posted by RudyRuetigger
                                    guys can we stop talking about dikks and get back onto reasons to become an sbrpro?

                                    unbelievable

                                    cannot take you guys anyway

                                    how about the BOWL CONTEST
                                    Just your basic "locker room" talk Rudy. I'd be glad to grab your p u s s y
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                                    • jts1207
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 12-15-16
                                      • 8011

                                      #53
                                      Pony up the hundo jerky
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                                      • firekillex
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 09-18-13
                                        • 6420

                                        #54
                                        +EV money and support a website/ forum you use....
                                        literally 0 reason not to go PRO with all the contests and fun stuff you can do here and its a very easy process to go PRO
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                                        • 2daBank
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 01-26-09
                                          • 88966

                                          #55
                                          Originally posted by SBR Drew
                                          Unsolicited ringing endorsement from one of our own...well said and long live the SBR Nation!!

                                          I loved this place long before “pro” status and points!

                                          Long live SBR!!!
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                                          • 2daBank
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 01-26-09
                                            • 88966

                                            #56
                                            Originally posted by firekillex
                                            +EV money and support a website/ forum you use....
                                            literally 0 reason not to go PRO with all the contests and fun stuff you can do here and its a very easy process to go PRO
                                            I challenge anyone to show me a better way to spend 100 bucks (not counting hookers or drugs! lol).,,
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                                            • beavis13
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 06-18-14
                                              • 2823

                                              #57
                                              Originally posted by 2daBank
                                              I challenge anyone to show me a better way to spend 100 bucks (not counting hookers or drugs! lol).,,
                                              Hmmm maybe a bottle of Laphroaig and a six pack of ipa, but I’ll just do both every time
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                                              • stealthyburrito
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 05-12-09
                                                • 21562

                                                #58
                                                Being a Pro is a great value.

                                                Always been super easy to reup.

                                                Service is quick and efficient.
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                                                • 2daBank
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 01-26-09
                                                  • 88966

                                                  #59
                                                  Originally posted by beavis13
                                                  Hmmm maybe a bottle of Laphroaig and a six pack of ipa, but I’ll just do both every time
                                                  Alcohol = drugs bro!! I said “other than hookers and drugs” !! Lol
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                                                  • jjgold
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 07-20-05
                                                    • 388189

                                                    #60
                                                    Jerky you broke fuk your not on bash list
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                                                    • stevenash
                                                      Moderator
                                                      • 01-17-11
                                                      • 65147

                                                      #61
                                                      Four more reasons.

                                                      After turning pro food tasted better.
                                                      2) Super models began sleeping with me.
                                                      3) My rooster gained 4 inches.
                                                      4) I suddenly started hitting 800 dollar parlays.
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                                                      • Vikings2
                                                        SBR Sharp
                                                        • 08-14-07
                                                        • 448

                                                        #62
                                                        How many points do I get to keep for turning pro?
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                                                        • beavis13
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 06-18-14
                                                          • 2823

                                                          #63
                                                          Originally posted by 2daBank
                                                          Alcohol = drugs bro!! I said “other than hookers and drugs” !! Lol
                                                          Fair enough
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                                                          • Itsamazing777
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 11-14-12
                                                            • 12602

                                                            #64
                                                            has sam odom ever been pro?
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                                                            • JIBBBY
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 12-10-09
                                                              • 83691

                                                              #65
                                                              Most important reasons to become a PRO.. Addendum to thread added by JIBBBY!!!

                                                              1) You get instant unspoken forum respect because everyone knows you paid a Benny to sign up. Most likely don't air bet and have some kind of income or job.

                                                              2) You can make bet point bets between other SBR PRO'S and they will pay up all at once.

                                                              3) You get additional forum respect just for simply being a PRO as you have access to SBR PRO only threads.

                                                              4) More likely to engage with an SBR PRO in threads rather then non pros.

                                                              5) BET POINTS actually are worth something when becoming a PRO. You have access to the SBR STORE and can actually use your betpoints to buy shiiit.
                                                              Last edited by JIBBBY; 07-09-19, 08:31 PM.
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                                                              • Easy-Rider 66
                                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                • 02-14-12
                                                                • 36043

                                                                #66
                                                                Originally posted by Vikings2
                                                                How many points do I get to keep for turning pro?
                                                                3K.
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                                                                • bobbywaves
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 05-06-08
                                                                  • 13280

                                                                  #67
                                                                  Originally posted by Vikings2
                                                                  How many points do I get to keep for turning pro?
                                                                  According to your pts history, you asked this simple question 5+ years too late:

                                                                  956D87 3/04/2014
                                                                  5:35 PM
                                                                  Forum Contribution SBR Vikings2 Loyalty Reward +6
                                                                  3,003.00
                                                                  Consequently, SBR will confiscate 9k+ pts whenever you decide to go pro.
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                                                                  • GT21Megatron
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 12-20-13
                                                                    • 10818

                                                                    #68
                                                                    Only gripe is can we get iOS friendly with the poker? I mean cmon already
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                                                                    • sweethook
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 11-21-07
                                                                      • 12667

                                                                      #69
                                                                      everyones a winner
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                                                                      • dudekid
                                                                        SBR MVP
                                                                        • 12-08-09
                                                                        • 3200

                                                                        #70
                                                                        Im not a power poster or a "brand name" around here so to speak, but really there is no reason to not go pro. SBR is incredible, the contests are amazing, there is no other site like it. I mean you donate to charity, which is a great way to start off, then over the course of the year it actually does pay for itself (and then some if you are active and have any form of self control). There is no excuse to use this site and not go Pro!
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