RIP Jared Lorenzen

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  • funnyb25
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    • 07-09-09
    • 39663

    #1
    RIP Jared Lorenzen
    38.
  • daneblazer
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    • 09-14-08
    • 27861

    #2
    Sucks. Was rooting for the guy

    https://twitter.com/JeremySchaap/status/1146510924355985409?s=20
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    • GzaTheGenius
      SBR MVP
      • 02-12-13
      • 4181

      #3
      This was the really fat QB??

      Damn diabetes strikes again
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      • funnyb25
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        • 07-09-09
        • 39663

        #4
        Originally posted by daneblazer
        Sucks. Was rooting for the guy

        https://twitter.com/JeremySchaap/status/1146510924355985409?s=20
        Hefty Lefty gave it a good run. Sad
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        • JIBBBY
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 12-10-09
          • 83686

          #5
          I thought this was that fat bastard Jared perv from subway that died for a second.. Damn ...
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          • MUHerd37
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 10-23-09
            • 12816

            #6
            RIP
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            • big joe 1212
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 06-01-08
              • 19380

              #7
              The Hefty Lefty
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              • Art Vandelay
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 09-11-06
                • 6690

                #8
                One of the best nicknames ever: "The Battleship Lorenzen". RIP
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                • jrgum3
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 07-21-17
                  • 7005

                  #9
                  Sucks man Jared was a beloved member of Big Blue Nation. Definitely gone way too soon. RIP
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                  • will2survive
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 11-26-09
                    • 8099

                    #10
                    Great athlete, great family man. Obviously, the weight had taken it's toll on his body. You only get one life as the person that you are. Sad....sad for his kids.
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                    • Grits n' Gravy
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                      • 06-10-10
                      • 13024

                      #11
                      A shame he had to die when there is another fat fuc.k in Ky named ttwarrior who is a far more deserving candidate to be worm food.
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                      • packerd_00
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 05-22-13
                        • 17811

                        #12
                        He certainly loved his grub.
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                        • DiggityDaggityDo
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 11-30-08
                          • 81450

                          #13
                          Originally posted by JIBBBY
                          I thought this was that fat bastard Jared perv from subway that died for a second.. Damn ...
                          We wish.
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                          • jjgold
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 07-20-05
                            • 388179

                            #14
                            just watched espn segment sad
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                            • 2daBank
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 01-26-09
                              • 88966

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Grits n' Gravy
                              A shame he had to die when there is another fat fuc.k in Ky named ttwarrior who is a far more deserving candidate to be worm food.
                              Lol. Damn
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                              • BeatTheJerk
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                                • 08-19-07
                                • 31794

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Grits n' Gravy
                                A shame he had to die when there is another fat fuc.k in Ky named ttwarrior who is a far more deserving candidate to be worm food.
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                                • BeatTheJerk
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                                  • 08-19-07
                                  • 31794

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by 2daBank
                                  Lol. Damn

                                  Should’ve backed the Angels pal
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                                  • JIBBBY
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 12-10-09
                                    • 83686

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Grits n' Gravy
                                    A shame he had to die when there is another fat fuc.k in Ky named ttwarrior who is a far more deserving candidate to be worm food.

                                    Gritters being Gritters.. Lol..

                                    He's been MIA for a while now. Must have been bank rolled or incarcerated or something? Glad to see his sarcastic black ass back in play and posting on SBR is some sick loving way.. ..
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                                    • 2daBank
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 01-26-09
                                      • 88966

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by BeatTheJerk
                                      Should’ve backed the Angels pal
                                      I never beat myself up over passing. Start doing that and I’ll be playing every game on the card! lol. I ended up playing ff under 6, wish they had waited 1 more innings to start the scoring, ending up pushing. Nice hit.
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                                      • Grits n' Gravy
                                        Restricted User
                                        • 06-10-10
                                        • 13024

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by JIBBBY
                                        Gritters being Gritters.. Lol..

                                        He's been MIA for a while now. Must have been bank rolled or incarcerated or something? Glad to see his sarcastic black ass back in play and posting on SBR is some sick loving way.. ..
                                        Just busy running businesses.

                                        Good to see you are the same racist pussy. Hope that cancer finds you before the scary Mexicans do.
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                                        • JIBBBY
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 12-10-09
                                          • 83686

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Grits n' Gravy
                                          Just busy running businesses.

                                          Good to see you are the same racist pussy. Hope that cancer finds you before the scary Mexicans do.
                                          lol...
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                                          • icon
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 01-09-18
                                            • 3466

                                            #22
                                            570lbs, damn!!
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                                            • BeatTheJerk
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                                              • 08-19-07
                                              • 31794

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Grits n' Gravy
                                              Just busy running businesses.

                                              Good to see you are the same racist pussy. Hope that cancer finds you before the scary Mexicans do.
                                              Hey Gritty, tell me what’s my fukKing problem pal ?
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                                              • Mr KLC
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                                                • 12-19-07
                                                • 31097

                                                #24
                                                RIP Pillsbury Throwboy

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                                                • Booya711
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                                                  • 12-20-11
                                                  • 27329

                                                  #25
                                                  motherfukker couldnt stop eating....
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                                                  • Otters27
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                                                    • 07-14-07
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                                                    #26
                                                    He was my favorite guy to bet on at UK
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                                                    • hawkwind
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                                                      • 04-25-11
                                                      • 4069

                                                      #27
                                                      Sad R.I.P.
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                                                      • JIBBBY
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 12-10-09
                                                        • 83686

                                                        #28
                                                        All you can eat.. Never good idea for life longevity.

                                                        You get what you deserve in life when you eat out of control. THE GRAVE early on in life is usually what you get. Heart Attack!!!

                                                        I don't feel that sorry for fat people that die young.. Fat people know what they are doing. Reap what you sow or eat.. Gotta show some damn discipline.. Staple that stomach if you got money even.. Hell I might even binge on cocaine to lose the weight if I couldn't exercise as a fat man..

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                                                        • 2daBank
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 01-26-09
                                                          • 88966

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Mr KLC
                                                          RIP Pillsbury Throwboy

                                                          Lmfao. That one the more awesome creative nicknames i have heard!! “Pillsbury throwboy”!! Lol. Fukkin awesome.
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                                                          • Eddy Munny
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 08-13-13
                                                            • 15768

                                                            #30
                                                            Time to place the Round Mound of Touchdown underground...

                                                            Too soon?
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                                                            • Booya711
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                                                              • 12-20-11
                                                              • 27329

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Grits n' Gravy
                                                              A shame he had to die when there is another fat fuc.k in Ky named ttwarrior who is a far more deserving candidate to be worm food.
                                                              gritters just posts what we all think anyway......
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                                                              • Booya711
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                                                                • 12-20-11
                                                                • 27329

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Eddy Munny
                                                                Time to place the Round Mound of Touchdown underground...

                                                                Too soon?
                                                                nothing is ever too soon Munny....but some of these righteous fukks will attack you for it
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                                                                • daneblazer
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                                                                  • 09-14-08
                                                                  • 27861

                                                                  #33
                                                                  RIP He Ate Me

                                                                  The Hefty Lefty could be making his way back into football. With Vince McMahon expected to announce the return of the XFL on Thursday, ex-Giants quarterback Jared Lorenzen joked he would make a gre…
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                                                                  • JIBBBY
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 12-10-09
                                                                    • 83686

                                                                    #34
                                                                    True fat man stories, I knew 2 obese men in my life time both where cool and friendly dudes, one dead already at age 35 heart attack and the other could be dead now also IDK he was in his late 20's. I lost touch with him.. SOLID REAL LIFE STORIES AND TRUE!!!




                                                                    1st story - Nicest fat dude, 450 lbs, black dude. HUGE GUY!!! I rented an apartment to his mom back in the day and been friends with the family for a while, he was always really fat. He'd be out bbq'ing chicken and alot of it almost daily. I'd kick with him at times outside and just talk to him. He had friends though. We became friends. Super nice guy.. I really liked him.. I said man lose that weight you're gonna die young, he said I can't I try and I know.. He tells me I can't get a job, i can't go to concerts, I can't fit on planes and travel, can't sit in normal seats ever so I just stay home.. Out in public people laugh at me too..

                                                                    I told him make a change, start walking and stop eating so much.. He said he would try. 2 weeks later he had a massive heart attack in his moms apartment bathroom.. Took like 8 people to drag his dead body out of the apartment bathroom. His mother was devastated.. I felt bad for her.. I didn't feel bad for him but I do miss him.

                                                                    2nd story - My Postman, he was obese growing up, I didn't meet him when he was 375 pounds and 5'10 white dude.. I did see him at maybe 250lbs delivering the mail, 1 year later he's 180 pounds probably and looking great. I talk to him and say "you lost the weight and are looking great man", congrats!!!.. He tells me thanks.. I said how did you do it? Did you change your diet and start working out? He said, nope, I walk ALL DAY delivering mail and that did it.. I tell him that's awesome.. He was all smiles

                                                                    One day he stops delivering the mail and I don't see him for a year.. I see him again a year later back to 375 pounds and I didn't recognize him.. I had to take a double take when he came up to me and said hello at the grocery store.. I said holy crap buddy what happen to you why don't you deliver the mail anymore? He said he got in a car accident and got injured and is on disability now.. I didn't mention the weight gain and just wished him luck..
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                                                                    • chico2663
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                                                                      • 09-02-10
                                                                      • 36915

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Mr KLC
                                                                      RIP Pillsbury Throwboy

                                                                      sad. met the kid in high school at highlands and also when he played for the river monsters. Was a nice guy.
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