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RIP Jared Lorenzen
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funnyb25BARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#1RIP Jared LorenzenTags: None -
daneblazerBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 09-14-08
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#2Sucks. Was rooting for the guy
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GzaTheGeniusSBR MVP
- 02-12-13
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#3This was the really fat QB??
Damn diabetes strikes againComment -
JIBBBYSBR Aristocracy
- 12-10-09
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#5I thought this was that fat bastard Jared perv from subway that died for a second.. Damn...
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MUHerd37SBR Posting Legend
- 10-23-09
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#6RIPComment -
big joe 1212SBR Posting Legend
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#7The Hefty LeftyComment -
Art VandelaySBR Hall of Famer
- 09-11-06
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#8One of the best nicknames ever: "The Battleship Lorenzen". RIPComment -
jrgum3SBR Hall of Famer
- 07-21-17
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#9Sucks man Jared was a beloved member of Big Blue Nation. Definitely gone way too soon. RIPComment -
will2surviveSBR Hall of Famer
- 11-26-09
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#10Great athlete, great family man. Obviously, the weight had taken it's toll on his body. You only get one life as the person that you are. Sad....sad for his kids.Comment -
Grits n' GravyRestricted User
- 06-10-10
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#11A shame he had to die when there is another fat fuc.k in Ky named ttwarrior who is a far more deserving candidate to be worm food.Comment -
packerd_00SBR Posting Legend
- 05-22-13
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#12He certainly loved his grub.Comment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
- 07-20-05
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#14just watched espn segment sadComment -
JIBBBYSBR Aristocracy
- 12-10-09
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#18
Gritters being Gritters.. Lol..
He's been MIA for a while now. Must have been bank rolled or incarcerated or something? Glad to see his sarcastic black ass back in play and posting on SBR is some sick loving way....
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2daBankSBR Aristocracy
- 01-26-09
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Grits n' GravyRestricted User
- 06-10-10
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Good to see you are the same racist pussy. Hope that cancer finds you before the scary Mexicans do.Comment -
iconSBR MVP
- 01-09-18
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#22570lbs, damn!!Comment -
Mr KLCBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 12-19-07
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#24RIP Pillsbury Throwboy
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Booya711BARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 12-20-11
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#25motherfukker couldnt stop eating....Comment -
Otters27BARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 07-14-07
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#26He was my favorite guy to bet on at UKComment -
hawkwindSBR MVP
- 04-25-11
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#27Sad R.I.P.Comment -
JIBBBYSBR Aristocracy
- 12-10-09
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#28All you can eat.. Never good idea for life longevity.
You get what you deserve in life when you eat out of control. THE GRAVE early on in life is usually what you get. Heart Attack!!!
I don't feel that sorry for fat people that die young.. Fat people know what they are doing. Reap what you sow or eat.. Gotta show some damn discipline.. Staple that stomach if you got money even.. Hell I might even binge on cocaine to lose the weight if I couldn't exercise as a fat man..
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Eddy MunnySBR Posting Legend
- 08-13-13
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#30Time to place the Round Mound of Touchdown underground...
Too soon?Comment -
JIBBBYSBR Aristocracy
- 12-10-09
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#34True fat man stories, I knew 2 obese men in my life time both where cool and friendly dudes, one dead already at age 35 heart attack and the other could be dead now also IDK he was in his late 20's. I lost touch with him.. SOLID REAL LIFE STORIES AND TRUE!!!
1st story - Nicest fat dude, 450 lbs, black dude. HUGE GUY!!! I rented an apartment to his mom back in the day and been friends with the family for a while, he was always really fat. He'd be out bbq'ing chicken and alot of it almost daily. I'd kick with him at times outside and just talk to him. He had friends though. We became friends. Super nice guy.. I really liked him.. I said man lose that weight you're gonna die young, he said I can't I try and I know.. He tells me I can't get a job, i can't go to concerts, I can't fit on planes and travel, can't sit in normal seats ever so I just stay home.. Out in public people laugh at me too..
I told him make a change, start walking and stop eating so much.. He said he would try. 2 weeks later he had a massive heart attack in his moms apartment bathroom.. Took like 8 people to drag his dead body out of the apartment bathroom. His mother was devastated.. I felt bad for her.. I didn't feel bad for him but I do miss him.
2nd story - My Postman, he was obese growing up, I didn't meet him when he was 375 pounds and 5'10 white dude.. I did see him at maybe 250lbs delivering the mail, 1 year later he's 180 pounds probably and looking great. I talk to him and say "you lost the weight and are looking great man", congrats!!!.. He tells me thanks.. I said how did you do it? Did you change your diet and start working out? He said, nope, I walk ALL DAY delivering mail and that did it.. I tell him that's awesome.. He was all smiles
One day he stops delivering the mail and I don't see him for a year.. I see him again a year later back to 375 pounds and I didn't recognize him.. I had to take a double take when he came up to me and said hello at the grocery store.. I said holy crap buddy what happen to you why don't you deliver the mail anymore? He said he got in a car accident and got injured and is on disability now.. I didn't mention the weight gain and just wished him luck..Comment
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