Eagles Come Clean Man

[unde0087]

Before Eagles came on the site, the Vegas odds on being the biggest liar on SBR were:
Hurry - 1trillion
Rest of forum + 600 billion

Now the adjusted odds are:

Hurry - 700 billion
Eagles - 600 billion
Rest of forum + 350 billion

I'm certainly glad I didn't jump on Hurry too soon

[eaglesfan371]

Eags come to AC. I’ll interview you at the new book at the Borgota

Banned from AC casinos, however Borgota is the only one with facial recognition. Unable to go there. I am really upset as I can no longer play the PLO games they have there but yeah, last time I went to Borgota they caught me quick and threw me out. Thought hat would work. Next time I face arrest.

No issue at the other AC casinos though, they beg for people to go there basically. If I play blackjack though, I do count (somewhat, not THAT seriously, bet $25/hand, when true count +2 or greater, bet $100, no crazy split 20s or anything though). Tropicana is the quickest to pick up that cute black box phone, that goes straight to security. Seen them twice watch me and then give security a call. That is when you leave immediately. Usually take my chips leave them in car, then go walk around without chips and see if security chases you. Nothing yet, later in day go and get chips cash them in...go to a different casino "less hot" against me.

Why do I do this? If you stay long enough and gain security's attention, they will zoom in on your ID when carded by dealer (I look young so I get carded every table) and then look you up. Had this happen at Golden Nugget. I left Blackjack table, walked away from table and floor manager followed me. Literally walked behind me. Had been there 3 days and up 2k in blackjack, with $100 max no player card. I realized the gig was up, ran and was right. Security guy drove up to me in garage and said "are you 'my name'" I said no, no idea what you're talking about. Drove out FAST. Had 1300 in black chips on me. Luckily got out.

Gave those chips to my dad to cash out, which he did a year later (family owns beach house in NJ). When you are banned, if caught with chips, they take and keep all of those chips. If golden nugget had gotten me, would be out $1300...

[eaglesfan371]

I play poker and bet sports too obviously while in AC but I don't know...the thrill of potentially getting caught and outsmarting security is fun...The golden nugget experience, I felt like I was high on adrenaline for days. Not smart obviously but fun.

When I play at Ballys, I make sure to play at tables in the wild west right near the exit. Easiest to run out if necessary. 3/2 BJ and generally lowest limits too, $5 per hand during weekdays. Easy to $5-10 min bet then $75-100 when count good.

Never had an issue at Caesars property though, cannot remember a time where black box was picked up.

[maggiethebestdog]

Tell me more Eagles

I can't get enough

[jts1207]

Eagles are you saying you're banned for winning between$1300 and $2k? C'mon guy.

[Easy-Rider 66]

Eagles are you saying you're banned for winning between$1300 and $2k? C'mon guy.

Yeah c'mon man. Eagles that's chicken shit.

[eaglesfan371]

Eagles are you saying you're banned for winning between$1300 and $2k? C'mon guy.

No banned from all AC casinos several years ago for something unrelated. I still go to AC though. Figured I was invincible if I say no players card every time they ask for ID. Golden Nugget saw me too many times, max betting the no players card limit ($100/hand if no card) and had been there for several days. Did not realize they could zoom in on your ID and grab name off ID but I guess the cameras in sky are that good.

One thing that worries me, the seminole casinos in Florida have amazing poker tournament series. At some point I would like to play in them. Most casino companies, if banned at one property, you are banned at all. MGM, Caesars and El Dorado have this unfortunate policy. I was banned from AC casinos BEFORE Hard Rock bought into AC. My fear is I plan a trip to Hollywood FL and am told I am unable to play there.

However, the Hard Rock casino in AC looks to be owned by a subsidiary of Seminole tribe, not specifically seminole, and players card at Florida tribe casino looks different so I think I will be okay (as of now).

[allabout the $$$]

guy is banned from ac casinos but wanted to meet up during march madness cant make this shit up

[maggiethebestdog]

No banned from all AC casinos several years ago for something unrelated. I still go to AC though. Figured I was invincible if I say no players card every time they ask for ID. Golden Nugget saw me too many times, max betting the no players card limit ($100/hand if no card) and had been there for several days. Did not realize they could zoom in on your ID and grab name off ID but I guess the cameras in sky are that good.

One thing that worries me, the seminole casinos in Florida have amazing poker tournament series. At some point I would like to play in them. Most casino companies, if banned at one property, you are banned at all. MGM, Caesars and El Dorado have this unfortunate policy. I was banned from AC casinos BEFORE Hard Rock bought into AC. My fear is I plan a trip to Hollywood FL and am told I am unable to play there.

However, the Hard Rock casino in AC looks to be owned by a subsidiary of Seminole tribe, not specifically seminole, and players card at Florida tribe casino looks different so I think I will be okay (as of now).

You tell em Eagles

I never doubted you

[jjgold]

guy is banned from ac casinos but wanted to meet up during march madness cant make this shit up

call me you fuk!!! I want $5

[allabout the $$$]

didnt you say you came back from ac a couple of weeks ago

[allabout the $$$]

call me you fuk!!! I want $5

see you at the bash!

[allabout the $$$]

Also dont you live in dc??? there are casinos there now why would you travel to ac? your stories are terrible!

getting security on you for playing 100 hands you are a joke

[eaglesfan371]

Also dont you live in dc??? there are casinos there now why would you travel to ac? your stories are terrible!
getting security on you for playing 100 hands you are a joke

Banned from MD, PA and NJ casinos. I said this a month or two ago. If you MUST know, girlfriend of a year, thought it would last, did not like how often I gambled / played poker / etc. She said its either me or the gambling and said I would have to self ban myself from the nearby states. So we traveled to my family's beachhouse and I signed myself away from MD, PA, NJ casinos sadly on the trip there. I will never be able to play in the WSOP and that really upsets me. It is one of my biggest regrets. I initially tell people I flipped a table in poker so that they won't laugh at how pathetic my self ban is...home game players near me ask me if I want to go to MGM with them often.




Like I said, I don't worry about getting caught so I still travel to AC from time to time. I know the thresholds for when casinos will ask you for ID as well in terms of payouts.

Follow these rules and your name will never be searched in an AC casino system (to check if banned):
1. Always decline to be rated / players card
2. Never color up to $500 / $1000 chips (most casinos won't look up someone for a couple $500 chips but still better safe than sorry), color up to $100 black, they never track these
3. In MD never cash in more than $3000 in one time in chips (they will ask for ID to register your cashout towards the 10k CTR daily total), AC the limit is either $3000 or $4000 (I have heard differing stories but never want to risk it)
4. When sportsbetting, if the payout will be $1000 or more, I have heard william hill will ask for ID. Other books no. In this case, split your bets up to separate tickets so total is under 1k.
5. Always watch for pit boss picking up black box

[allabout the $$$]

Banned from MD, PA and NJ casinos. I said this a month or two ago. If you MUST know, girlfriend of a year, thought it would last, did not like how often I gambled / played poker / etc. She said its either me or the gambling and said I would have to self ban myself from the nearby states. So we traveled to my family's beachhouse and I signed myself away from MD, PA, NJ casinos sadly on the trip there. I will never be able to play in the WSOP and that really upsets me. It is one of my biggest regrets.




Like I said, I don't worry about getting caught so I still travel to AC from time to time. I know the thresholds for when casinos will ask you for ID as well in terms of payouts.

Follow these rules and your name will never be searched in an AC casino system (to check if banned):
1. Always decline to be rated / players card
2. Never color up to $500 / $1000 chips (most casinos won't look up someone for a couple $500 chips but still better safe than sorry), color up to $100 black, they never track these
3. In MD never cash in more than $3000 in one time in chips (they will ask for ID to register your cashout towards the 10k CTR daily total), AC the limit is either $3000 or $4000 (I have heard differing stories but never want to risk it)
4. When sportsbetting, if the payout will be $1000 or more, I have heard william hill will ask for ID. Other books no. In this case, split your bets up to separate tickets so total is under 1k.
5. Always watch for pit boss picking up black box

first off you can unban yourself

you are a cuck if you let a woman dictate to you the terms of the relationship

[jts1207]

Eagles....sorry guy but this all sounds like small time shit.

Self banned yourself? LMAO

[Easy-Rider 66]

Yeah something does not seem right. With the Eagle self ban. Strange indeed.

[eaglesfan371]

first off you can unban yourself

you are a cuck if you let a woman dictate to you the terms of the relationship

Young and naive. First relationship most people dumb af and think "wow this could be the one". Never again.

Unfortunately cannot unban myself. MD and NJ are lifetime bans, PA 5 year.

[eaglesfan371]

Eagles....sorry guy but this all sounds like small time shit.

Self banned yourself? LMAO

Look it up, its a responsible gambling measure that pretty much every state has in place. You walk into a casino in a state and ask to ban yourself. You're taken to a back office where a lottery/gaming agent works and they interview you / have you sign the paperwork. Generally you choose from 1 year, 5 year or lifetime ban options.

[allabout the $$$]

Young and naive. First relationship most people dumb af and think "wow this could be the one". Never again.

Unfortunately cannot unban myself. MD and NJ are lifetime bans, PA 5 year.

You are like 25 ? Your first real relationship was less than 4 years ago

[eaglesfan371]

You are like 25 ? Your first real relationship was less than 4 years ago

I had other <1 year ones but this was about 1.5 years in. We lived together as well. First long relationship >1 year. I was 21 and going to casino every week. I will admit the MD ban was okay since I was always there playing poker at MD Live casino but definitely should not have done the other states and definitely not lifetime.

[kidcudi92]

Banned from MD, PA and NJ casinos. I said this a month or two ago. If you MUST know, girlfriend of a year, thought it would last, did not like how often I gambled / played poker / etc. She said its either me or the gambling and said I would have to self ban myself from the nearby states. So we traveled to my family's beachhouse and I signed myself away from MD, PA, NJ casinos sadly on the trip there. I will never be able to play in the WSOP and that really upsets me. It is one of my biggest regrets. I initially tell people I flipped a table in poker so that they won't laugh at how pathetic my self ban is...home game players near me ask me if I want to go to MGM with them often.




Like I said, I don't worry about getting caught so I still travel to AC from time to time. I know the thresholds for when casinos will ask you for ID as well in terms of payouts.

Follow these rules and your name will never be searched in an AC casino system (to check if banned):
1. Always decline to be rated / players card
2. Never color up to $500 / $1000 chips (most casinos won't look up someone for a couple $500 chips but still better safe than sorry), color up to $100 black, they never track these
3. In MD never cash in more than $3000 in one time in chips (they will ask for ID to register your cashout towards the 10k CTR daily total), AC the limit is either $3000 or $4000 (I have heard differing stories but never want to risk it)
4. When sportsbetting, if the payout will be $1000 or more, I have heard william hill will ask for ID. Other books no. In this case, split your bets up to separate tickets so total is under 1k.
5. Always watch for pit boss picking up black box

or the 0 step program of not being a loser and banning youself in the first place


which is also probably a lie in the first place

[allabout the $$$]

I had other <1 year ones but this was about 1.5 years in. We lived together as well. First long relationship >1 year. I was 21 and going to casino every week. I will admit the MD ban was okay since I was always there playing poker at MD Live casino but definitely should not have done the other states and definitely not lifetime.

Lived together? You were in college get your stories straight. You are a damn idiot. Remember you dated a woman your first 2 years of college and then split up and enjoyed the rest of your college years

[eaglesfan371]

Lived together? You were in college get your stories straight. You are a damn idiot. Remember you dated a woman your first 2 years of college and then split up and enjoyed the rest of your college years

Dated sophomore and junior year officially, met freshman year in April, she was a partier / druggie and we smoked n all together. Her family cut her off, refused to pay for her so she lived with me during my sophomore year. She was on file a commuter student but lived on campus with me. My roommate was a virgin who never got any attention from women so he kind of enjoyed her presence. My ex helped him get a date at one point too.

[Bostongambler]

This guys new nickname should be Swiss cheese. All his stories have tons of holes in them.


But if he lies about a lie isn’t that a double negative, thus making it the truth? 🤔

[MiDNiTe]

Dated sophomore and junior year officially, met freshman year in April, she was a partier / druggie and we smoked n all together. Her family cut her off, refused to pay for her so she lived with me during my sophomore year. She was on file a commuter student but lived on campus with me. My roommate was a virgin who never got any attention from women so he kind of enjoyed her presence. My ex helped him get a date at one point too.

So many fairy tale stories, stop man just stop

[jts1207]

This guys new nickname should be Swiss cheese. All his stories have tons of holes in them.


But if he lies about a lie isn’t that a double negative, thus making it the truth? 🤔

He's bad but somewhat believable separately. Unlike Hurry who's stories he gets out of whatever tv show he's watching that day.

[allabout the $$$]

Dated sophomore and junior year officially, met freshman year in April, she was a partier / druggie and we smoked n all together. Her family cut her off, refused to pay for her so she lived with me during my sophomore year. She was on file a commuter student but lived on campus with me. My roommate was a virgin who never got any attention from women so he kind of enjoyed her presence. My ex helped him get a date at one point too.

So she got cut off, you gave her a place to live and she made you stop gambling. You can't make this shit up

[kidcudi92]

So she got cut off, you gave her a place to live and she made you stop gambling. You can't make this shit up

Oh wait moneymoney, you can!

[Booya711]

The biggest loser is not a show about fat people losing weight....it’s about eagles posting on SBR

[kidcudi92]

The biggest loser is not a show about fat people losing weight....it’s about eagles posting on SBR

Eagles makes nambla look like “good” people

[Bcatswin]

Man this all is fun to read... eagle just wrote a penetrating book of nonsense and it don't add up. Funny stuff. eagle show your penetrating face man
'

[maggiethebestdog]

Don't listen to these guys Eagles
I believe you and I find you fascinating

Keep it comin

[stevek173]

Things just need to calm down around here,

Idk, wtf.

[jts1207]

Things just need to calm down around here, for real.

Lol.....here's our other great story teller