Big Papi Assassination Poll: WHY, PAPI, WHY???? You decide....

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  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43558

    #1
    Big Papi Assassination Poll: WHY, PAPI, WHY???? You decide....
    maybe those closer to this story already know the answer, but those f'n idiots over at cnn still didn't know as of a half hour ago, so I gave the issue a run through my conspiracy-friendly mind, and came up with a few choices....

    plus, with an sbr poll, you have about ten seconds to type the choice options before it just doesn't f'n work.....


    so, here are the options on why someone would hire a team of ten to assassinate beloved Big Papi (cnn reported six of the ten are in custody, so I'm sure the correct answer isn't far off):

    1/a/first choice: papi laid the pipe to the wrong woman, her man wanted him dead

    2/b/second choice in poll: drug-related; buying/selling whatever--somehow drug related

    3/c/third choice in poll: gambling related, from a deranged JJ-type having lost a bet due to papi, to gambling debt related, either owed to or owed frrom, whatever....

    4/d/fourth choice: OTHER
  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43558

    #2
    hey sbr, have your f'n i.t. guy give you more than one fukkin' minute to complete a fukkin' poll......

    this can't be that hard of a nut for your crackerjack i.t. team to fix.


    thanks!!!
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    • slambam
      SBR MVP
      • 02-07-10
      • 1653

      #3
      Didn't they say he was banging a drug lords wife?
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      • funnyb25
        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
        • 07-09-09
        • 39663

        #4
        Originally posted by slambam
        Didn't they say he was banging a drug lords wife?
        Tremendous!
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        • Pinoy-T-X
          SBR MVP
          • 10-28-12
          • 2176

          #5
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          • mpaschal34
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 02-04-13
            • 12087

            #6
            Originally posted by slambam
            Didn't they say he was banging a drug lords wife?
            Never a smart choice.
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            • pimike
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 03-23-08
              • 37140

              #7
              Originally posted by funnyb25
              Tremendous!
              Yes

              But no surprise if gambling fixes were involved
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              • slayer14
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 08-12-13
                • 22014

                #8
                Is he okay now
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                • funnyb25
                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                  • 07-09-09
                  • 39663

                  #9
                  2 mistresses going at it
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                  • funnyb25
                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                    • 07-09-09
                    • 39663

                    #10
                    Originally posted by pimike
                    Yes

                    But no surprise if gambling fixes were involved
                    Just gotta be on the right side of the fix is all.
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                    • pimike
                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                      • 03-23-08
                      • 37140

                      #11
                      Originally posted by slayer14
                      Is he okay now
                      No,

                      2nd surgery
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                      • jjgold
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 07-20-05
                        • 388179

                        #12
                        Is he that dumb to be playing around with other people’s wives
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                        • slayer14
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 08-12-13
                          • 22014

                          #13
                          To do that in his homeland where there is a lack of safety is naive
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                          • Thrilla
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 03-10-15
                            • 13809

                            #14
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                            • DiggityDaggityDo
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 11-30-08
                              • 81450

                              #15
                              Big Papi banging everybody.

                              Love it.
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                              • Auto Donk
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 09-03-13
                                • 43558

                                #16
                                Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                Big Papi banging everybody.

                                Love it.
                                i still remember the night the astros won it all, and carlos correa is down on the field after the game, proposing to some blonde golddigger who'd obviously gotten her claws into the young shortstop, and Papi, who was doin' the post game with some others, had this look of total disbelief on his face, and says some shit to the effect of "NO, NO, NO, wtf is he doin???? He can now get more pussy than just about anybody, and he's proposing????? NO, NO!!!!! DON'T DO IT!!!!!"

                                Papi is the fukkin' man!!!


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                                • 19th Hole
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 03-22-09
                                  • 18953

                                  #17
                                  Gotta love Latin America.
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                                  • MinnesotaFats
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 12-18-10
                                    • 14758

                                    #18
                                    Evidently the drug lord thing is true and the drug lord hired the police to assassinate Papi lol....
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                                    • Auto Donk
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 09-03-13
                                      • 43558

                                      #19
                                      damn..... I only nailed kingpin pussy when they were locked up in the joint.....
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                                      • Harry N. Lloyd
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 03-26-08
                                        • 4810

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                        damn..... I only nailed kingpin pussy when they were locked up in the joint.....
                                        Careful, Donk.....

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