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  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #1
    Final conclusion slots are not beatable
    I have tried every single method read a few books on pros and nothing works so it’s all BS when guys tell you they’re winning on slot machines, Even with comps you’re still going to lose even though you get some good perks.

    It Was the main reason I left Vegas I lost all my money trying to chase some edge that wasn’t there, Play perfect strategy also video poker and it’s not possible to come out ahead.


    There are people that swear they make money on slots every year and it’s easy pickings.

    All these guys have nothing to gain by saying it I think just storytellers that like the big stage and chased a dream all their lives and lost everything but will not admit it I cannot except that there are failing trying to make a living.

    If anything is beatable it’s only Baccarat but have to chart banker/player and wait for big discrepancies and then come in on the other side.
  • funnyb25
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    • 07-09-09
    • 39663

    #2
    Lack of punctuation unbearable. But, I agree.
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    • MinnesotaFats
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 12-18-10
      • 14758

      #3
      $0 house edge baccarat here in MN

      It IS beatable
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      • Joey Vigs
        SBR MVP
        • 06-10-18
        • 1425

        #4
        Fistfuck claims to be a multi millionaire from playing slots
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        • Sam Odom
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 10-30-05
          • 58063

          #5
          Fishhead and his Team would strenuously object to this 'conclusion'...
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          • Thrilla
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 03-10-15
            • 13809

            #6
            jjgold

            The go to slot-machine expert at SBR.
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            • asiagambler
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 07-23-17
              • 6827

              #7
              There are certain paytables in video poker that have a >100% return so they are in theory beatable. But that assumes perfect play over hundreds of thousands of hands which isn't achievable for a human.

              Comps and bonuses probably could tip the scales in your favour but I don't know much about those specifically with respect to Vegas.

              Still not sure how baccarat can be beatable without the dealer flashing cards or something involving edge sorting (Phil Ivey). Counting works but only theoretically as it would take hundreds of thousands of hands to realize any profits.
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              • dark star
                SBR MVP
                • 01-04-09
                • 3900

                #8
                Fisscuk laughing at this post....ATTACK
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                • jjgold
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 07-20-05
                  • 388179

                  #9
                  Fishhead??

                  I don’t really know the man, other than he’s a professional sports gambler from Des Moines Iowa
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                  • Sam Odom
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 10-30-05
                    • 58063

                    #10
                    Originally posted by jjgold

                    Fishhead??

                    I don’t really know the man...
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                    • funnyb25
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                      • 07-09-09
                      • 39663

                      #11
                      Originally posted by dark star
                      Fisscuk laughing at this post....ATTACK
                      Darky, I found an avatar for you.


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                      • gauchojake
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                        • 09-17-10
                        • 34113

                        #12
                        Are you factoring in dumpster dessert? I think that tips the scales to +ev
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                        • KVB
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 05-29-14
                          • 74817

                          #13
                          Originally posted by jjgold
                          I have tried every single method read a few books on pros and nothing works so it’s all BS when guys tell you they’re winning on slot machines, Even with comps you’re still going to lose even though you get some good perks.

                          It Was the main reason I left Vegas I lost all my money trying to chase some edge that wasn’t there, Play perfect strategy also video poker and it’s not possible to come out ahead.


                          There are people that swear they make money on slots every year and it’s easy pickings.

                          All these guys have nothing to gain by saying it I think just storytellers that like the big stage and chased a dream all their lives and lost everything but will not admit it I cannot except that there are failing trying to make a living.

                          If anything is beatable it’s only Baccarat but have to chart banker/player and wait for big discrepancies and then come in on the other side.
                          The method of using cold coins to beat the machines went out with the coinless voucher system.

                          Good luck on those "penny" machines with 50 different paylines and 20 pages of payout instructions on the screen.

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                          • Sam Odom
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 10-30-05
                            • 58063

                            #14
                            JJ... in 2011 you said you have known -FH- for 11 years





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                            • KVB
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 05-29-14
                              • 74817

                              #15
                              Originally posted by funnyb25
                              Darky, I found an avatar for you.


                              Maybe he's looking for something more like this...

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                              • funnyb25
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                                • 07-09-09
                                • 39663

                                #16
                                KVB,

                                I actually saw that one as well. Did not want to confuse the kid so I went with the one that spelled it out for him.
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                                • KVB
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 05-29-14
                                  • 74817

                                  #17
                                  Love the dead. They've been getting me through the MLB slumping market.



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                                  • funnyb25
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                                    • 07-09-09
                                    • 39663

                                    #18
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                                    • biggie12
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 12-30-05
                                      • 13789

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by MinnesotaFats
                                      $0 house edge baccarat here in MN

                                      It IS beatable
                                      dont be fooled it is not beatable. Its called zero commision to entice ppl.

                                      the payouts are different on banker half your eager at a certain score which gives the house the edge
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                                      • icon
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 01-09-18
                                        • 3460

                                        #20
                                        Yes slots stopped being beatable once they figured out a way to stop people from using the old coin on a string trick.
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                                        • jjgold
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 07-20-05
                                          • 388179

                                          #21
                                          I tried the stalking method also basically watching machines that old people play all day without jackpots and waited fro them to leave thinking they were due for a big pay day.

                                          NOPE
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                                          • KVB
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 05-29-14
                                            • 74817

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by jjgold
                                            I tried the stalking method also basically watching machines that old people play all day without jackpots and waited fro them to leave thinking they were due for a big pay day.

                                            NOPE
                                            How does this not work? Fools feeding the machines all day long.

                                            Stalk better JJ.

                                            Be best.
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                                            • Fire in da hole
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 09-29-10
                                              • 6262

                                              #23
                                              JJ, didn’t you post something a few months ago about grinding out $20 a day in slots and it’s easy???
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                                              • jjgold
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 07-20-05
                                                • 388179

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Fire in da hole
                                                JJ, didn’t you post something a few months ago about grinding out $20 a day in slots and it’s easy???

                                                baccarat
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                                                • dark star
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 01-04-09
                                                  • 3900

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by KVB
                                                  Maybe he's looking for something more like this...

                                                  Now we talking...but still very confused

                                                  Thanks Kid
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                                                  • Fire in da hole
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 09-29-10
                                                    • 6262

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by jjgold
                                                    baccarat
                                                    UOTE=jjgold;27882609]


                                                    I think I can pull this off, then will be able to cover food for the day which is BIG

                                                    Slots only, I am using the Fishhead strategy of "stalking" which he watches people playing losing lots of money and then they leave broke and he attacks the machine.

                                                    Day 1 yesterday won the $20 but had to wait 90 minutes for a lady to leave the machine, you need good eyes and patience , bring a magazine or pretend your using phone for business. A security guy was eyeing me I guess for lurking but I was talking loud on the phone so he could her me of course nobody on the other end going over blue prints for a house .

                                                    Watch and learn from the master[/QUOTE]
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                                                    • Fire in da hole
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 09-29-10
                                                      • 6262

                                                      #27
                                                      JJ cannot keep his shit together
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                                                      • funnyb25
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                                                        • 07-09-09
                                                        • 39663

                                                        #28
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                                                        • BGS 9.5
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 01-10-08
                                                          • 4628

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by jjgold
                                                          Fishhead??

                                                          I don’t really know the man, other than he’s a professional sports gambler from Des Moines Iowa
                                                          You have chugged Fisshead's rooster juice for years. Storytelling down please you follically challenged butthole.
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                                                          • Fire in da hole
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 09-29-10
                                                            • 6262

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by BGS 9.5
                                                            You have chugged Fisshead's rooster juice for years. Storytelling down please you follically challenged butthole.
                                                            JJ got schooled
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                                                            • jjgold
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 07-20-05
                                                              • 388179

                                                              #31
                                                              It does not work, you guys dumb

                                                              I tried it all
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                                                              • Sam Odom
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 10-30-05
                                                                • 58063

                                                                #32
                                                                JJ's veracity is at an ALL TIME Low
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                                                                • jjgold
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 07-20-05
                                                                  • 388179

                                                                  #33
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