Congratulations to the Top Players that Qualified!

pablo222 · 05-31-19, 02:41 PM

I have Mike55, Auto, and Thomo. One of you Mfers better win.

dlowilly · 05-31-19, 03:29 PM

Who would be the dark whores with value in this tourney?

pavyracer · 05-31-19, 03:41 PM

Originally posted by dlowilly

Who would be the dark whores with value in this tourney?

Kidgodgolf and snapperman. Everyone else is playing for 3rd.

5mike5 · 05-31-19, 03:44 PM

Originally posted by dlowilly

Who would be the dark whores with value in this tourney?

Think u will be on my short list Dlow

jjgold · 05-31-19, 05:06 PM

Morino!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Auto Donk · 05-31-19, 06:51 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Morino!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey Shorty, or Tiny, or whatever your name is..... make another video telling us how great the scamming fukstick who finished in 90th place is, with only two pathetic cashes despite playing every day, and how he's the best poker player on sbr....

otherwise, shut your ass up.....

jjgold · 05-31-19, 08:17 PM

Who?

b1slickguy · 05-31-19, 09:05 PM

Congrats and good luck qualifiers!

Auto Donk · 05-31-19, 11:05 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Who?

a picture is worth a thousand words they say.....

in this case, it's only worth one:

Tiny......

Itsamazing777 · 06-01-19, 05:48 AM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

a picture is worth a thousand words they say.....

in this case, it's only worth one:

Tiny......

He means he doesnt know your talking about bobbywaves

Auto Donk · 06-01-19, 05:51 AM

Originally posted by Itsamazing777

He means he doesnt know your talking about bobbywaves

damn,, I knew JJ sucked at women, has no crank, but I thought he'd be able to discern standings..... there was only one asswipe scam eagle that finished in NINETIETH (90th) place, and I referenced that in the post....

guess we see who the real "retarded kennedy" is now....

Igor_1965 · 06-01-19, 06:31 AM

Originally posted by Xstream

1000 starting chips,,over in 50 minutes

advantage snapperman

Igor_1965 · 06-01-19, 06:32 AM

Originally posted by Igor_1965

small last longer, anyone?

I can do 50 or 100.

5mike5 · 06-01-19, 06:40 AM

Sure why not Igor. which ever is fine with me

Igor_1965 · 06-01-19, 08:14 AM

Originally posted by 5mike5

Sure why not Igor. which ever is fine with me

Let's do it mike. 50 points last longer. Paid after the tournament.

5mike5 · 06-01-19, 08:18 AM

Originally posted by Igor_1965

Let's do it mike. 50 points last longer. Paid after the tournament.

Sounds good.

Auto Donk · 06-01-19, 10:15 AM

any odds/action up on our asses?

Optional · 06-01-19, 10:57 AM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

any odds/action up on our asses?

Heard of the SBR book?

https://sportsbook.sportsbookreview.com/LiveLines.aspx?lg=177

POKER - Jun 01
Jun 01 - 5:00 PM		SBR LIGHTNING POKER FINALS - CHAMPION
	1	KIDKONGGOLF	+1000
	2	XSTREAM	+1200
	3	AUTODONK	+1600
	4	BLACKBART	+2200
	5	DLOWILLY	+1200
	6	MALIKHUSAM	+1600
	7	RONPAUL2008	+1600
	8	IGOR_1965	+1600
	9	SNAPPERMAN2	+1600
	10	5MIKE5	+1600
	11	THOMORINO	+1600
	12	RICKIE65	+1600
	13	STIFLER	+1600
	14	CAROLINADAZE	+1600
	15	GAZE73	+1600
	16	STEFAN	+1600
	17	GARYDN	+1600
	18	LEX_ICON	+1600

Grivas_Digeni · 06-01-19, 11:17 AM

ok so several players took action, and odds are now lower, from 1000 to 1200

but why's blackbart at 2200?

ArunSh · 06-01-19, 11:23 AM

Originally posted by Grivas_Digeni

ok so several players took action, and odds are now lower, from 1000 to 1200

but why's blackbart at 2200?

Well I suppose logically that the three players whose odds are lower now got bet heavily while all the others (except blackbart) got bet moderately. So when they wanted to lower those three odds, he was the computer choice of whose odds to raise.

Tempted to bet him now myself! Every player in this is obviously reasonable and with only 1000 starting stack this thing is going to be mostly a crapshoot so anyone whose odds are better than +1700 may well have value.

Grivas_Digeni · 06-01-19, 11:29 AM

Originally posted by ArunSh

Well I suppose logically that the three players whose odds are lower now got bet heavily while all the others (except blackbart) got bet moderately. So when they wanted to lower those three odds, he was the computer choice of whose odds to raise.

Tempted to bet him now myself! Every player in this is obviously reasonable and with only 1000 starting stack this thing is going to be mostly a crapshoot so anyone whose odds are better than +1700 may well have value.

17 players took action and one didn't?

I think the more feasible explanation is.... wait for it...

...jjgold is managing the sports book this morning!

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ArunSh · 06-01-19, 11:34 AM

Originally posted by Grivas_Digeni

17 players took action and one didn't?

I think the more feasible explanation is.... wait for it...

...jjgold is managing the sports book this morning!

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ9cR8xa2oXGLQdXTtJaB7_5m1NdIklxt5Psjnyrg--fF8lKMEk

Possible yes! But I meant more just that if they totaled all the action on each player, the three in question had taken the most action by far so their odds were lowered while blackbart had taken the least by far so his odds were raised. I mean that's the way most books work - some type of algorithm taking such stuff into account.

But yes with jjgold involved, lot of possibilities no doubt!

dlowilly · 06-01-19, 11:56 AM

Originally posted by ArunSh

Possible yes! But I meant more just that if they totaled all the action on each player, the three in question had taken the most action by far so their odds were lowered while blackbart had taken the least by far so his odds were raised. I mean that's the way most books work - some type of algorithm taking such stuff into account.

But yes with jjgold involved, lot of possibilities no doubt!

It's possible that action determined the odds movement, but whether it was driven by betting or the SBR linesman, Blackbart should have higher odds as his win per cash is very low compared to most of the rest of the field. He doesn't have the lowest win per cash percentage so it's definitely imperfect. Granted this is a very small sample size, but if ur betting on who would come in 1st he should be a long shot. Now watch him win

CarolinaDaze · 06-01-19, 12:23 PM

So my buddy KingKongGolf tells me he plans on curb stomping everyone today, the same way he did during qualifying. So I'll put a 100 point bounty on him, payable to the person who knocks him out, if he's one of the first 4 players to go out. Come to this thread to claim your bounty.

MalikHusam · 06-01-19, 12:29 PM

Originally posted by CarolinaDaze

So my buddy KingKongGolf tells me he plans on curb stomping everyone today, the same way he did during qualifying. So I'll put a 100 point bounty on him, payable to the person who knocks him out, if he's one of the first 4 players to go out. Come to this thread to claim your bounty.

is he planning to have sex while he's curb stomping us?

mpaschal34 · 06-01-19, 12:38 PM

starting 1000 chips....90% luck and 10% skill then.

good luck to all playing. going out day drinking with the wife and some friends today so not sure if i will be back in time to see the final table.

my bet is rickie65....mainly because i know nothing about him.

those i think would do well because of their skill are dlowilly and stifler.

as for morino....fuk off!!!

bonzaii · 06-01-19, 01:17 PM

+1000 and hes not even registered to play. Yea that makes fcking sense.

Grivas_Digeni · 06-01-19, 01:54 PM

Originally posted by bonzaii

+1000 and hes not even registered to play. Yea that makes fcking sense.

All bets on him would be pushed/returned if he's not registered in time, right SBR Drew?

thomorino · 06-01-19, 02:07 PM

Originally posted by mpaschal34

starting 1000 chips....90% luck and 10% skill then.

good luck to all playing. going out day drinking with the wife and some friends today so not sure if i will be back in time to see the final table.

my bet is rickie65....mainly because i know nothing about him.

those i think would do well because of their skill are dlowilly and stifler.

as for morino....fuk off!!!

Fuk off

pavyracer · 06-01-19, 03:23 PM

Don't bet until 2 minutes before the tourney starts. There are 2 players that haven't registered yet. So if you bet on them and they don't show up you will be pissing points away.

Optional · 06-01-19, 04:15 PM

Good luck guys. I would rail the tourney but chat is set to players only

ArunSh · 06-01-19, 04:21 PM

Originally posted by Optional

Good luck guys. I would rail the tourney but chat is set to players only

Cmon Optional, tell the truth! Did you or someone else at SBR go out of their way to set it as such to keep JoeCool from talking there (perhaps some of the players actually requested it)? Not that I would necessarily disagree with such a decision, just think it's ok if you all come clean that that was why you decided to do that.

I mean I think everyone, other than Joe himself, will definitely understand!

Auto Donk · 06-01-19, 05:27 PM

sucked not having rail available to all.... I played this whole fukkin' promo qualifying period with joe on the rail, not having him there screaming about me donkin' this or donkin' that took me out of my game.....

at least I told Morono to "fuk off" with my play, when I felted his ass.....

thomorino · 06-01-19, 05:34 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

sucked not having rail available to all.... I played this whole fukkin' promo qualifying period with joe on the rail, not having him there screaming about me donkin' this or donkin' that took me out of my game.....

at least I told Morono to "fuk off" with my play, when I felted his ass.....

Fuk off

5mike5 · 06-01-19, 06:16 PM

Originally posted by Igor_1965

Let's do it mike. 50 points last longer. Paid after the tournament.

Gg Igor