Anyone other than brokeballs getting married 2019

[jjgold]

I know brokey is getting married

Shari??

Booya??

Banker??

Jibby??

[MinnesotaFats]

LOL

....I wish I had a wife

:eye roll:

[Sam Odom]

maybe a divorce

[jjgold]

Marriage will crush a man

[Jatt24]

Got married in February

[pablo222]

Got married in February

What is the over/under?

[eaglesfan371]

Someone commented that Shari is getting married

Explains why she’s been so combative in threads, must be stressful.

[jjgold]

Someone commented that Shari is getting married

Explains why she’s been so combative in threads, must be stressful.

she has always been combative

[Big Bear]

maybe a divorce

Just got my divorce

[jjgold]

Bear how was it

[gauchojake]

Bear do you have any revenge pics you can send me????

[BeatTheJerk]

What is the over/under?

National average is 12 years. +100/-120 o/u

[funnyb25]

Kiss the blowjobs goodbye

Pass

[phinfan27615]

I'm married to gambling *sad emotes only*

[BeatTheJerk]

Kiss the blowjobs goodbye

Pass

Word.

[BeatTheJerk]

Word.

That's why I have to rotate new girlfriends as that shit falls off. Yes was married for 10 years & it fell off between year 1-2 how sad these bitches not putting in proper oral work.

[funnyb25]

That's why I have to rotate new girlfriends as that shit falls off. Yes was married for 10 years & it fell off between year 1-2 how sad these bitches not putting in proper oral work.

They get "comfortable". Blowjobs go away, weight goes up. All bad...

[BeatTheJerk]

They get "comfortable". Blowjobs go away, weight goes up. All bad...

Agreed terrible life to lead, plus you have to help support them. Yeah no thank you "hun".

[funnyb25]

Agreed terrible life to lead, plus you have to help support them. Yeah no thank you "hun".

[Bluehorseshoe]

Are you looking to crash the parties for free food??

[DiggityDaggityDo]

[pablo222]

Are you looking to crash the parties for free food??

Who eats at weddings? Open bar

[funnyb25]

Who eats at weddings? Open bar

Non-Alcoholics "normies"

[topgame85]

Got married May 4th in Pittsburgh. Ryan Shazier got married the night before at same venue.

[jjgold]

Gamer you will be divorced in 2 years

[topgame85]

Possible. We already had bought a house together so I'll be divorced and homeless. Then I can focus on gambling again fulltime.

[SBR Tony]

Just got my divorce

Cheers

[BeatTheJerk]

Got married May 4th in Pittsburgh. Ryan Shazier got married the night before at same venue.

Who paid for that shit ?

[SBR Tony]

20 years ago a friend of mine spoke to his wife, he said I had to decide between you and gambling, and gambling Won.

true story

[topgame85]

Who paid for that shit ?

Mostly her father. All in wedding cost bout $32k. Waste of money but an awesome time.

[BeatTheJerk]

Mostly her father. All in wedding cost bout $32k. Waste of money but an awesome time.

Good man. I'm glad it was a memorable day for you both. Good luck for a lasting love.

[eaglesfan371]

Possible. We already had bought a house together so I'll be divorced and homeless. Then I can focus on gambling again fulltime.

Did you end up betting the Kentucky Derby as you made a post about? Were you on maximum security?

[thechaoz]

If you have money you don't get married.


You've already lost half if you sign that paper

[topgame85]

Did you end up betting the Kentucky Derby as you made a post about? Were you on maximum security?

Bet some early races. Won like $200. Could not get in to Xpressbet around post because too many people were on so I got shut out. My degen cousin and uncle were both on their phones watching the feed during our first dance. Made me laugh. Turned out for the best as I would have had none of that mess.

[topgame85]

Good man. I'm glad it was a memorable day for you both. Good luck for a lasting love.

Thanks brother.