If we wanted to hear gay stories we would just ask you about your prison experiences.
Let me sum it up for you, as long as pussies like you, jj, and bear roming the earth there never be a chance anyone fukk with me. Ppl don’t try real mf’ers when there so many phony, story telling cowards to exploit.
The end.
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Big Bear
SBR Aristocracy
11-01-11
43253
#37
Originally posted by jjgold
Banker you’re a table clearer do you know what that actually means
It means guys love to throw you over fukkin bars and tables
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dlowilly
SBR Posting Legend
11-09-16
13862
#38
Originally posted by jjgold
You got to be careful at gay bars easy to get tagteam and over powered
I knew three stray guys that mistakenly went into one let’s just say they ended up at some massive orgy at one of the guys houses that owned Italian Ice trucks
I mean he gave everybody free ice but still those three guys never went back to girls I believe
JJ is the master of telling unbelievable stories but then sprinkling in some bizarre detail that makes it seem believable
Here I'll try:
I was partying in Vegas one night and my buddy and I started buying drinks and dancing with 5 Victoria's Secret models. Later on I hooked up with one of them named Megan who had a little angel tattoo right above her puss and a devil tattoo above her ass crack.
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eaglesfan371
SBR MVP
01-08-19
4079
#39
Originally posted by 2daBank
Let me sum it up for you, as long as pussies like you, jj, and bear roming the earth there never be a chance anyone fukk with me. Ppl don’t try real mf’ers when there so many phony, story telling cowards to exploit.
The end.
Unfortunately banker, having done prison times does not make you the Mike Tyson of the streets. It just makes you a convicted felon.
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funnyb25
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
07-09-09
39663
#40
This thread took off!
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2daBank
SBR Aristocracy
01-26-09
88966
#41
Originally posted by eaglesfan371
Unfortunately banker, having done prison times does not make you the Mike Tyson of the streets. It just makes you a convicted felon.
You right Being tougher than a couple story telling twits, one who feels the need to attempt to show off and won’t shut the fukk up about when he hopefully leaving or actually getting a job in the mail room somewhere doesn’t make me anything other than tougher than a bunch of pussies. Something most ppl can claim to be true.
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pavyracer
SBR Aristocracy
04-12-07
82900
#42
Will he fall asleep in the club?
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The General
SBR Posting Legend
08-10-05
13279
#43
Entertainment is outstanding. 😂
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eaglesfan371
SBR MVP
01-08-19
4079
#44
Originally posted by 2daBank
You right Being tougher than a couple story telling twits, one who feels the need to attempt to show off and won’t shut the fukk up about when he hopefully leaving or actually getting a job in the mail room somewhere doesn’t make me anything other than tougher than a bunch of pussies. Something most ppl can claim to be true.
The irony is I declined a 50k offer two weeks ago and another 52k in March. Wasn’t enough and both in a dying industry.
I also would expect I could get a job a lot quicker if salary wasn’t a concern versus a convicted felon. Let me know when you quit or are fired and we can bet on your length your unemployment.
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JayLA
SBR Hall of Famer
09-11-12
7806
#45
Originally posted by 2daBank
Let me sum it up for you, as long as pussies like you, jj, and bear roming the earth there never be a chance anyone fukk with me. Ppl don’t try real mf’ers when there so many phony, story telling cowards to exploit.
The end.
I wouldn't be surprised if JJ and bear are the same user...
I think its funny how everyone paints you out to be this 10x convict. So intolerable of the correctional process
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The General
SBR Posting Legend
08-10-05
13279
#46
Good eye, Jay.
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2daBank
SBR Aristocracy
01-26-09
88966
#47
Originally posted by eaglesfan371
The irony is I declined a 50k offer two weeks ago and another 52k in March. Wasn’t enough and both in a dying industry.
I also would expect I could get a job a lot quicker if salary wasn’t a concern versus a convicted felon. Let me know when you quit or are fired and we can bet on your length your unemployment.
Lmfao. Poor little guy always trying to talk down at ppl to make him feel better bout being a Tiny dick no balls havin little bitch who nobody loves.
“I might be a straight up pussy who gonna die lonely but hey one day I might have a job better than yours!” Or “so what I have a 3 inch pecker look at my picture of a couple grand” , my personal favorite “I’m so much better than ya’ll I’ll be leaving soon and you degenerate losers can have this place”.,
We are all so impressed by you! I promise I’m sure one day you will find plenty of ppl to equally impress and it won’t just be strangers on the net!! I can feel it!!
Far as me, don’t worry. I’ll always have a job making right about roughly what you piss on and turn down, strong back having hard working mofos like me always will. Enough for me to live; maybe one day I’ll be more ambitious and start my own thing and make little more, maybe I won’t. Either way I like hard labor, keeps me strong and relieves enough stress I don’t have to beat up every snot nosed brat like you I see in the street.
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2daBank
SBR Aristocracy
01-26-09
88966
#48
Originally posted by JayLA
I wouldn't be surprised if JJ and bear are the same user...
I think its funny how everyone paints you out to be this 10x convict. So intolerable of the correctional process
Thug life!! Lmfao
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eaglesfan371
SBR MVP
01-08-19
4079
#49
Too long, did not read.
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KiDBaZkiT
SBR Posting Legend
10-20-09
14962
#50
Going clubbing is the best way to wake up in jail the next day. You do not want to go to a Philadelphia jail.
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Booya711
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
12-20-11
27329
#51
Eaglesfan is clearly the biggest douche on SBR right now....nobody even a close second
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Duckshit
SBR Hall of Famer
10-06-10
7964
#52
Originally posted by Booya711
Eaglesfan is clearly the biggest douche on SBR right now....nobody even a close second
I was just going to share my Morning Soccer Pick....but first and foremost, I AGREE with booya.....Eagle takes the CAKE.....around here, that's saying something.
Lol
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mpaschal34
SBR Posting Legend
02-04-13
12087
#53
JJ....what happened to the 59 yr old?
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#54
struck out like usual, had a bottle of $4 champagne and rank it until passed out on couch
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Sam Odom
SBR Aristocracy
10-30-05
58063
#55
JJ , go both ways
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Big Bear
SBR Aristocracy
11-01-11
43253
#56
Originally posted by KiDBaZkiT
Going clubbing is the best way to wake up in jail the next day. You do not want to go to a Philadelphia jail.
What happens in Philadelphia Jails?
now I’m curious
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Big Bear
SBR Aristocracy
11-01-11
43253
#57
Originally posted by jjgold
struck out like usual, had a bottle of $4 champagne and rank it until passed out on couch
Sounds like my night
I could have had some trim last night but I passed on it, I was too tired
the chick I met online that banged me on the first night hit me up around midnight
she wanted me to meet her at a bar about a half hour away
I had just had 2 New Belgium IPA’s and 2 glasses of some nasty cheap red wine I got from the gas station and smoked a bowl of some pink runtz
so I said I’d love to see you but I’m laying in bed
of course she threw a fit
she said “remember when you were hitting it doggy and I took my earrings out?”
I said of course my little sex panther how could I forget?
She was like “OMG I so need you to bring me those earrings b/c they match my outfit”
I said I would but it’s raining cats and dogs outside and I’m about to pass out
so I mean I missed out on some grade A puss
I can’t really get it on demand either
this woman just kind of sporadically calls me so I gotta always be ready for the opportunity
kinda like a firefighter who is ready to slide down that pole
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BIGDAY
SBR Aristocracy
02-17-10
48245
#58
I heard JJ went to Risqué.
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USCPHILLYGUY
SBR Posting Legend
12-15-12
21748
#59
Originally posted by BIGDAY
I heard JJ went to Risqué.
Hope you're doing well brother.
Wishing the Mrs. a happy mother’s day as well
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#60
Bear your a stud
Bigday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Booya711
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
12-20-11
27329
#61
Originally posted by Duckshit
I was just going to share my Morning Soccer Pick....but first and foremost, I AGREE with booya.....Eagle takes the CAKE.....around here, that's saying something.
Lol
Many breweries in Portland...need to make it through there
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Sam Odom
SBR Aristocracy
10-30-05
58063
#62
JJ
hows about a Mother's Day Video ?
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Booya711
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
12-20-11
27329
#63
Originally posted by BIGDAY
I heard JJ went to Risqué.
I remember that night...I think see you next weekend!!
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#64
Booya undressing her right now with his eyes like all of us
I will fly her here tonight if she gives me the green light or any signal, finger right on Expedia
We call them one nighters
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BIGDAY
SBR Aristocracy
02-17-10
48245
#65
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eaglesfan371
SBR MVP
01-08-19
4079
#66
Originally posted by Booya711
Eaglesfan is clearly the biggest douche on SBR right now....nobody even a close second
Great comeback 10/10.
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eaglesfan371
SBR MVP
01-08-19
4079
#67
Originally posted by Duckshit
I was just going to share my Morning Soccer Pick....but first and foremost, I AGREE with booya.....Eagle takes the CAKE.....around here, that's saying something.
Lol
It’s week 4 and you’ve alreadt defaulted on your loan twice, asking for MORE to be loaned.
If you dislike me so much call my bet. Up to 1000 betpoints +100 duckshit does not pay off his 6000 pt debt, all 15k points owed within 155 weeks. Since I believe you will default though, will need someone trustworthy to hold your 1000.
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Booya711
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
12-20-11
27329
#68
Originally posted by eaglesfan371
JJ stop acting like a fukking pussy. You clearly are in shape and strong from your last video. Get some fukking confidence and get laid. Stop acting like a pathetic loser on here who loses at everything and doesn't learn. Like you're a funny dude but jesus christ stop this self deprecation and show the fukking backbone you were born with.
hey pot....calling kettle
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eaglesfan371
SBR MVP
01-08-19
4079
#69
Originally posted by Booya711
hey pot....calling kettle
I had sex Friday night, when’s the last time you got laid and did not have to pay for it?