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  • 2daBank
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 01-26-09
    • 88966

    #36
    Originally posted by eaglesfan371
    If we wanted to hear gay stories we would just ask you about your prison experiences.
    Let me sum it up for you, as long as pussies like you, jj, and bear roming the earth there never be a chance anyone fukk with me. Ppl don’t try real mf’ers when there so many phony, story telling cowards to exploit.

    The end.
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    • Big Bear
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 11-01-11
      • 43253

      #37
      Originally posted by jjgold
      Banker you’re a table clearer do you know what that actually means

      It means guys love to throw you over fukkin bars and tables
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      • dlowilly
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 11-09-16
        • 13862

        #38
        Originally posted by jjgold
        You got to be careful at gay bars easy to get tagteam and over powered

        I knew three stray guys that mistakenly went into one let’s just say they ended up at some massive orgy at one of the guys houses that owned Italian Ice trucks

        I mean he gave everybody free ice but still those three guys never went back to girls I believe
        JJ is the master of telling unbelievable stories but then sprinkling in some bizarre detail that makes it seem believable

        Here I'll try:

        I was partying in Vegas one night and my buddy and I started buying drinks and dancing with 5 Victoria's Secret models. Later on I hooked up with one of them named Megan who had a little angel tattoo right above her puss and a devil tattoo above her ass crack.
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        • eaglesfan371
          SBR MVP
          • 01-08-19
          • 4079

          #39
          Originally posted by 2daBank
          Let me sum it up for you, as long as pussies like you, jj, and bear roming the earth there never be a chance anyone fukk with me. Ppl don’t try real mf’ers when there so many phony, story telling cowards to exploit.

          The end.
          Unfortunately banker, having done prison times does not make you the Mike Tyson of the streets. It just makes you a convicted felon.
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          • funnyb25
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 07-09-09
            • 39663

            #40
            This thread took off!
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            • 2daBank
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 01-26-09
              • 88966

              #41
              Originally posted by eaglesfan371
              Unfortunately banker, having done prison times does not make you the Mike Tyson of the streets. It just makes you a convicted felon.
              You right Being tougher than a couple story telling twits, one who feels the need to attempt to show off and won’t shut the fukk up about when he hopefully leaving or actually getting a job in the mail room somewhere doesn’t make me anything other than tougher than a bunch of pussies. Something most ppl can claim to be true.
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              • pavyracer
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 04-12-07
                • 82900

                #42
                Will he fall asleep in the club?
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                • The General
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 08-10-05
                  • 13279

                  #43
                  Entertainment is outstanding. 😂
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                  • eaglesfan371
                    SBR MVP
                    • 01-08-19
                    • 4079

                    #44
                    Originally posted by 2daBank
                    You right Being tougher than a couple story telling twits, one who feels the need to attempt to show off and won’t shut the fukk up about when he hopefully leaving or actually getting a job in the mail room somewhere doesn’t make me anything other than tougher than a bunch of pussies. Something most ppl can claim to be true.
                    The irony is I declined a 50k offer two weeks ago and another 52k in March. Wasn’t enough and both in a dying industry.

                    I also would expect I could get a job a lot quicker if salary wasn’t a concern versus a convicted felon. Let me know when you quit or are fired and we can bet on your length your unemployment.
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                    • JayLA
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 09-11-12
                      • 7806

                      #45
                      Originally posted by 2daBank
                      Let me sum it up for you, as long as pussies like you, jj, and bear roming the earth there never be a chance anyone fukk with me. Ppl don’t try real mf’ers when there so many phony, story telling cowards to exploit.

                      The end.
                      I wouldn't be surprised if JJ and bear are the same user...
                      I think its funny how everyone paints you out to be this 10x convict. So intolerable of the correctional process
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                      • The General
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 08-10-05
                        • 13279

                        #46
                        Good eye, Jay.
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                        • 2daBank
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 01-26-09
                          • 88966

                          #47
                          Originally posted by eaglesfan371
                          The irony is I declined a 50k offer two weeks ago and another 52k in March. Wasn’t enough and both in a dying industry.

                          I also would expect I could get a job a lot quicker if salary wasn’t a concern versus a convicted felon. Let me know when you quit or are fired and we can bet on your length your unemployment.
                          Lmfao. Poor little guy always trying to talk down at ppl to make him feel better bout being a Tiny dick no balls havin little bitch who nobody loves.

                          “I might be a straight up pussy who gonna die lonely but hey one day I might have a job better than yours!” Or “so what I have a 3 inch pecker look at my picture of a couple grand” , my personal favorite “I’m so much better than ya’ll I’ll be leaving soon and you degenerate losers can have this place”.,

                          We are all so impressed by you! I promise I’m sure one day you will find plenty of ppl to equally impress and it won’t just be strangers on the net!! I can feel it!!

                          Far as me, don’t worry. I’ll always have a job making right about roughly what you piss on and turn down, strong back having hard working mofos like me always will. Enough for me to live; maybe one day I’ll be more ambitious and start my own thing and make little more, maybe I won’t. Either way I like hard labor, keeps me strong and relieves enough stress I don’t have to beat up every snot nosed brat like you I see in the street.
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                          • 2daBank
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 01-26-09
                            • 88966

                            #48
                            Originally posted by JayLA
                            I wouldn't be surprised if JJ and bear are the same user...
                            I think its funny how everyone paints you out to be this 10x convict. So intolerable of the correctional process
                            Thug life!! Lmfao
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                            • eaglesfan371
                              SBR MVP
                              • 01-08-19
                              • 4079

                              #49
                              Too long, did not read.
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                              • KiDBaZkiT
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 10-20-09
                                • 14962

                                #50
                                Going clubbing is the best way to wake up in jail the next day. You do not want to go to a Philadelphia jail.
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                                • Booya711
                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                  • 12-20-11
                                  • 27329

                                  #51
                                  Eaglesfan is clearly the biggest douche on SBR right now....nobody even a close second
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                                  • Duckshit
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 10-06-10
                                    • 7964

                                    #52
                                    Originally posted by Booya711
                                    Eaglesfan is clearly the biggest douche on SBR right now....nobody even a close second
                                    I was just going to share my Morning Soccer Pick....but first and foremost, I AGREE with booya.....Eagle takes the CAKE.....around here, that's saying something.

                                    Lol
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                                    • mpaschal34
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 02-04-13
                                      • 12087

                                      #53
                                      JJ....what happened to the 59 yr old?
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                                      • jjgold
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 07-20-05
                                        • 388179

                                        #54
                                        struck out like usual, had a bottle of $4 champagne and rank it until passed out on couch
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                                        • Sam Odom
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 10-30-05
                                          • 58063

                                          #55
                                          JJ , go both ways
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                                          • Big Bear
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 11-01-11
                                            • 43253

                                            #56
                                            Originally posted by KiDBaZkiT
                                            Going clubbing is the best way to wake up in jail the next day. You do not want to go to a Philadelphia jail.
                                            What happens in Philadelphia Jails?

                                            now I’m curious
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                                            • Big Bear
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 11-01-11
                                              • 43253

                                              #57
                                              Originally posted by jjgold
                                              struck out like usual, had a bottle of $4 champagne and rank it until passed out on couch
                                              Sounds like my night

                                              I could have had some trim last night but I passed on it, I was too tired

                                              the chick I met online that banged me on the first night hit me up around midnight

                                              she wanted me to meet her at a bar about a half hour away

                                              I had just had 2 New Belgium IPA’s and 2 glasses of some nasty cheap red wine I got from the gas station and smoked a bowl of some pink runtz

                                              so I said I’d love to see you but I’m laying in bed

                                              of course she threw a fit

                                              she said “remember when you were hitting it doggy and I took my earrings out?”

                                              I said of course my little sex panther how could I forget?

                                              She was like “OMG I so need you to bring me those earrings b/c they match my outfit”

                                              I said I would but it’s raining cats and dogs outside and I’m about to pass out

                                              so I mean I missed out on some grade A puss

                                              I can’t really get it on demand either

                                              this woman just kind of sporadically calls me so I gotta always be ready for the opportunity

                                              kinda like a firefighter who is ready to slide down that pole
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                                              • BIGDAY
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 02-17-10
                                                • 48245

                                                #58
                                                I heard JJ went to Risqué.

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                                                • USCPHILLYGUY
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 12-15-12
                                                  • 21748

                                                  #59
                                                  Originally posted by BIGDAY
                                                  I heard JJ went to Risqué.



                                                  Hope you're doing well brother.

                                                  Wishing the Mrs. a happy mother’s day as well
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                                                  • jjgold
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 07-20-05
                                                    • 388179

                                                    #60
                                                    Bear your a stud

                                                    Bigday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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                                                    • Booya711
                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                      • 12-20-11
                                                      • 27329

                                                      #61
                                                      Originally posted by Duckshit
                                                      I was just going to share my Morning Soccer Pick....but first and foremost, I AGREE with booya.....Eagle takes the CAKE.....around here, that's saying something.

                                                      Lol
                                                      Many breweries in Portland...need to make it through there
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                                                      • Sam Odom
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 10-30-05
                                                        • 58063

                                                        #62
                                                        JJ

                                                        hows about a Mother's Day Video ?
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                                                        • Booya711
                                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                          • 12-20-11
                                                          • 27329

                                                          #63
                                                          Originally posted by BIGDAY
                                                          I heard JJ went to Risqué.

                                                          I remember that night...I think see you next weekend!!
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                                                          • jjgold
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 07-20-05
                                                            • 388179

                                                            #64
                                                            Booya undressing her right now with his eyes like all of us

                                                            I will fly her here tonight if she gives me the green light or any signal, finger right on Expedia

                                                            We call them one nighters
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                                                            • BIGDAY
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 02-17-10
                                                              • 48245

                                                              #65
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                                                              • eaglesfan371
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 01-08-19
                                                                • 4079

                                                                #66
                                                                Originally posted by Booya711
                                                                Eaglesfan is clearly the biggest douche on SBR right now....nobody even a close second
                                                                Great comeback 10/10.
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                                                                • eaglesfan371
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 01-08-19
                                                                  • 4079

                                                                  #67
                                                                  Originally posted by Duckshit
                                                                  I was just going to share my Morning Soccer Pick....but first and foremost, I AGREE with booya.....Eagle takes the CAKE.....around here, that's saying something.

                                                                  Lol
                                                                  It’s week 4 and you’ve alreadt defaulted on your loan twice, asking for MORE to be loaned.

                                                                  If you dislike me so much call my bet. Up to 1000 betpoints +100 duckshit does not pay off his 6000 pt debt, all 15k points owed within 155 weeks. Since I believe you will default though, will need someone trustworthy to hold your 1000.
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                                                                  • Booya711
                                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                    • 12-20-11
                                                                    • 27329

                                                                    #68
                                                                    Originally posted by eaglesfan371
                                                                    JJ stop acting like a fukking pussy. You clearly are in shape and strong from your last video. Get some fukking confidence and get laid. Stop acting like a pathetic loser on here who loses at everything and doesn't learn. Like you're a funny dude but jesus christ stop this self deprecation and show the fukking backbone you were born with.
                                                                    hey pot....calling kettle
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                                                                    • eaglesfan371
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 01-08-19
                                                                      • 4079

                                                                      #69
                                                                      Originally posted by Booya711
                                                                      hey pot....calling kettle
                                                                      I had sex Friday night, when’s the last time you got laid and did not have to pay for it?
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                                                                      • jjgold
                                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                                        • 07-20-05
                                                                        • 388179

                                                                        #70
                                                                        a lot of guys acting tough in here
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