Gambling on your Wedding Day

**Brock Landers** · 04-22-19, 08:25 PM

Set it aside

Get your dick wet

Gamble when you get back

**pavyracer** · 04-22-19, 08:26 PM

I have a friend who gambled the money he was getting as gifts from the guests and doubled it up.

**Shute** · 04-22-19, 08:28 PM

Top game
Where’s the honeymoon?
That should be the concern for gambler

**topgame85** · 04-22-19, 08:30 PM

Originally posted by pavyracer

I have a friend who gambled the money he was getting as gifts from the guests and doubled it up.

Smart move. If things look bad by 8th race may need to check envelopes to see how much I have available to get back.

**PhillipKessel** · 04-22-19, 08:32 PM

I did. It was football season.

**topgame85** · 04-22-19, 08:33 PM

Originally posted by Shute

Top game
Where’s the honeymoon?
That should be the concern for gambler

Unsure. Greece potentially. Probably won't go until Late July/August due to business. We have been a lot of places together over the years so hard to outdue ourselves but Greece looks amazing.

**topgame85** · 04-22-19, 08:35 PM

Originally posted by PhillipKessel

I did. It was football season.

Good call. This is like the Superbowl of Horse Racing. I have no choice but to gamble, right? Justify this shit for me.

**u21c3f6** · 04-22-19, 08:37 PM

First, congratulations on your upcoming wedding but not on your planning! I was married on May 14 because the Derby was on May 7.

Joe.

**topgame85** · 04-22-19, 08:38 PM

Originally posted by Brock Landers

Set it aside

Get your dick wet

Gamble when you get back

Sound advice. But not what I want to hear. I need bad influences telling me this would he perfectly acceptable.

**topgame85** · 04-22-19, 08:41 PM

Originally posted by u21c3f6

First, congratulations on your upcoming wedding but not on your planning! I was married on May 14 because the Derby was on May 7.

Joe.

Thank you. You are correct about poor planning. We got engaged in December and have been together many years so wanted short engagement. Unfortunately this was the only day open at the venues we wanted in May. As long as I keep it to the two biggest races I can probably pull it off.

**The General** · 04-23-19, 04:19 AM

Getting married maybe the biggest gamble in a persons life.

**flyingillini** · 04-23-19, 04:39 AM

Always bet 365 days a year. Never take a day off.

**Chi_archie** · 04-23-19, 05:11 AM

huh?

make your bets in the morning or night before. Its not like the ceremony is more than an hr of the day.

if you get to see the race at the reception or something cool, But if you pick winners, you'll enjoy the $ whether you actually watch the race or not.

for a man, the wedding is just an enjoyable off day, with a short formal ceremony, the rest is party and tailgating in fancier clothes.

**thetrinity** · 04-23-19, 05:50 AM

What kind of gambler would get married on Derby day lol

**jjgold** · 04-23-19, 06:00 AM

you will be divorced under 3 years pal

**RudyRuetigger** · 04-23-19, 06:19 AM

Whatever you do, bet 2x the amount as usual

That way in 2 years when you divorce, you will have won your normal bet size

And if you lose, oh well...half was hers so you only lost 1 unit

**milwaukee mike** · 04-23-19, 06:32 AM

Originally posted by The General

Getting married maybe the biggest gamble in a persons life.

with 1/2 the marriages ending in divorce, and probably at least 2/3 of the non-divorced married men wishing they weren't 10 years later... we're talking about a gamble with a success rate of 15% at best

**Reload** · 04-23-19, 06:41 AM

Got married at The Venetian. Played blackjack the night before until 5am or so.

**milwaukee mike** · 04-23-19, 06:43 AM

Originally posted by Reload

Got married at The Venetian. Played blackjack the night before until 5am or so.

the only thing more boring than playing blackjack, is dealing blackjack

**Chi_archie** · 04-23-19, 06:45 AM

Originally posted by Reload

Got married at The Venetian. Played blackjack the night before until 5am or so.

did the marriage last?

**jjgold** · 04-23-19, 06:54 AM

Originally posted by Reload

Got married at The Venetian. Played blackjack the night before until 5am or so.

Reload your marriage lasted 2 years pal

**SamsNCharge99** · 04-23-19, 06:55 AM

got married a little over a year ago. Turned out it was masters sunday as well. Got married at 5pm, so had all morning to gamble on games while the guys were getting ready and pre gaming.

i made some bets but they were smaller sized bets knowing I didn't want to be potentially super pissed losing a lot prior to getting married. Ended up winning like $40.

**Big Bear** · 04-23-19, 06:57 AM

Originally posted by topgame85

Any of you degenerates do it? Gamble on your Wedding Day? I'm getting married May 4th (Derby Day) and I'm a huge horse racing fan. Think I will be making frequent bathroom breaks. Unreal.

Tell me about a day you should not have gambled due to real life, did anyway, and how it turned out.

She may forgive me if I hit the Superfecta boys.

First of all gambling will ruin your marriage.

2nd you still have time to back out.

Trust me getting married is not the smart thing to do.

tell her you need some more time

The honeymoon phase doesnt last long

before you know it yall will be shitting with the door open, kids will be running around, sex won’t happen and when it does it will feel mechanical and she will bleed you dry of every penny you own

I don’t know maybe i’m just being cynical

congrats and good luck

btw I would not gamble on your weddding day

focus on being in the moment, besides horse racing is animal cruelty bet on the NBA

**Reload** · 04-23-19, 07:03 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Reload your marriage lasted 2 years pal

Hah it lasted almost three. Too bad there was no get out at halftime promo.

**daneblazer** · 04-23-19, 07:33 AM

Pass. You’ll lose enough money on your wife after the wedding

**jjgold** · 04-23-19, 07:45 AM

Reload update us man your life

**Goat Milk** · 04-23-19, 08:03 AM

My best friend was checking his fantasy during his entire wedding. Boss. I was his best man and encouraged him to do so. His wife must hate me.

**darrell74** · 04-23-19, 08:13 AM

Congratulations
I remember you as one of the best baseball handicappers from 10 years ago. You made me money.

I'm happy that you moved on in your life.
Gl

**darrell74** · 04-23-19, 08:16 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Reload update us man your life

Good advice

I'm a degenerate.
I was on day2 of recovery until yesterday when I lost a hundred bucks on video poker at 3 station casinos.

Tomorrow is all about day one

**Big Bear** · 04-23-19, 08:21 AM

Originally posted by darrell74

Good advice

I'm a degenerate.
I was on day2 of recovery until yesterday when I lost a hundred bucks on video poker at 3 station casinos.

Tomorrow is all about day one

Day 2 of recovery???

**jjgold** · 04-23-19, 08:24 AM

Darrel get out of Vegas

Stop losing all your money

**milwaukee mike** · 04-23-19, 08:34 AM

Originally posted by darrell74

Good advice

I'm a degenerate.
I was on day2 of recovery until yesterday when I lost a hundred bucks on video poker at 3 station casinos.

Tomorrow is all about day one

recover again!

**Reload** · 04-23-19, 09:00 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Reload update us man your life

Downhill for me right me now JJ. I am surviving on frequent flier miles, betpoints, and personal loans.

**jjgold** · 04-23-19, 10:55 AM

damn Reload you got fukkin buried

let me know if you ever at Sands I will buy you lunch you broke mother fukker