Why i wouldn't live in florida. One of my redneck cousins moved to florida and likes to wrestle gators. They are preachers, big rednecks and love trump.
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Why i wouldn't live in florida. One of my redneck cousins moved to florida and likes to wrestle gators. They are preachers, big rednecks and love trump. -
jBIBBY, call me palComment -
Floridia is becoming the worst city in the USA these daysComment -
City ?Originally posted by slayer14
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he meant sewage.Comment -
Not a fan of Florida. I just don’t seem to mesh well with the people. Something different about this place that I can’t put my finger on.Comment -
I’m from South Florida & it’s all Spanish & Black Chico I’m a huge minority down here. I hardly ever date my own race & seem to always have a disconnect culturally, but the sex with these mamitas & negras is fantastic usually. So I won’t complain !Comment -
Alright just stop. These posts of yours are starting to give me headaches.Originally posted by slayer14Comment -
Love Florida no STATE TAXES!!!
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Will be there one day boys when I'm an old man with my Hurricane proof house on the beach!!!
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That's your house jibby???Originally posted by JIBBBYLove Florida no STATE TAXES!!!.. Will be there one day boys with my Hurricane proof house on the beach!!!
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Im not sure you understand what a hurricane proof house is
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One day maybe.. Gotta nicer house I'm living in now in Santa Monica, California, 90402 - 9 blocks up from the beach. San Vicente and 9th Street. Will sell and get out of Dodge if SO CAL continues to degrade and become a Sanctuary homeless tent city...Originally posted by Demonata
Already had a break in the last year and had to beef up security.. Mexican broke into my home and I almost shot him in the middle of the night.. Got sensor lights now and beware of dog signs.. Gated now also.. Never use to be like that.. My rich neighbors had scares too... It's getting ugly now even in the good parts of Santa Monica.. No lie..
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Man, don't want to get caught in a death roll, that's for sure...
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I mean, fuk this things are relentless...
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Originally posted by slayer14
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Shit, things don't even have to move to scare you...
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Shit doesn't scare me though, I grew up hard, on the docks...
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Took that hardness to the TV network, they loved me for it...
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Is there such a thing Kraken? I'm a licensed contractor by trade out here in California and I'll do my best..Originally posted by The KrakenIm not sure you understand what a hurricane proof house is
I retrofitted my home that I live in now for Earth Quakes, bolted down the foundation and put up 3/4 inch play wood up under the stucco to the second story.. That's working for me now..
You adapt to your surroundings or you die!!..
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But the release of a blooper tape ended my television reporting career...
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I'll eat those Gators for breakfast and make Cowboy boots out of them KVB..Originally posted by KVBMan, don't want to get caught in a death roll, that's for sure...
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I wanna work with gators down here. Run a show like Joe Dirt. Not afraid of those things. I’ll wrassle with em.Comment -
So much juice in the asses down here, it’s amazing.Comment -
Floridians chime in, give us the low down outside of Miami please?
Teach us outsiders something.. I know there are Bugs, rude heat and humidity in summer, hurricanes, sharks, gators , Cubans and old farts..
What else am I missing?Comment -
What you meanOriginally posted by BeatTheJerkComment -
Maybe he's talking about the Keys islands.. I don't know????Originally posted by slayer14Comment -
I need to find the women. Gotta go to the beach. Only old bastards around me in Daytona.Comment -
All the fine ones at the beach get swamped by dudes...Originally posted by Cuse0323
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Start working out and tone up Cuse.. Hit up Daytona at spring breakOriginally posted by Cuse0323.. Might be a sausage fest though, I'm way out of touch with that crap now..
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Just returned from Florida. Will probably establish residency there in the next 5 years. The bugs are pretty terrible, the heat is fine unless you are a ham and egger with a fukkin tie on. Fishing is great. MAGAComment -
How many snakes you seen in Florida jibby
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