Official TTWarririor/ MNFats in game tennis thread!!!!#####

[ttwarrior1]

The match will be 11 am tomorrow. Wish it could be streamed. Maybe pics on my phone. Not sure if he can tape it

[ttwarrior1]

Pm reads. yes, lets meet at 11am at Lifetime Athletic in White Bear Lake. I still haven't gotten my phone back from fukking Uber yet but I'lll meet you by the front door there 1045ish

shoot me a message back to confirm!

[ttwarrior1]

Wife has to approve and drop me off. Maybe she will shop.

[pilebuck13]

Man your strange

[pilebuck13]

Wife has to approve and drop me off. Maybe she will shop.

Your wife has to approve? Wtf Jesus man

[eaglesfan371]

Wife has to approve and drop me off. Maybe she will shop.

You don't ask you do. Tell her you are going to play tennis, tell her to go shopping and to pick you up at 1pm and you'll take her out to lunch.

Women don't like being asked, they like being told. Same goes with when you are discussing where you go out to dinner. Take control man.

[The Kraken]

Eagles clearly you aren’t married

You want control, get a hooker.

[ttwarrior1]

Uh yeh. We are on vacation. Wtf u want me to do with her
Bring her along
I dont even have a racket or tennis shoes or shorts

[unlearn]

We need odds in the SBR Book

[ttwarrior1]

How can it get taped. This phone won't cut it

[eaglesfan371]

Eagles clearly you aren’t married

You want control, get a hooker.

You play the yes game for small arguments or to clean the house or do an errand, the occasional romantic gesture, this or that. You don't ask for permission to play tennis when you've spent the weekend with her and won both of yourselves a vacation.

But yes, you're right I'm not married. Dated a bipolar latina for 2 years though so I have put up with a lot of shit before.

[The Kraken]

You could sell your tickets to the final game tomorrow and use the $30 you get to rent a camera

[eaglesfan371]

How can it get taped. This phone won't cut it

Minnesotafats will have something to record the match, don't worry about that. Dude is rich enough don't be surprised if there's a camera crew there.

[unlearn]

Fats to serve tt a double bagel and then take him out for pancakes

[eaglesfan371]

We need ML, spread and total.

-400, -5.5, 19??

[ttwarrior1]

I just had a big mac and milkshake. Unreal. Just hope he has a racket i can use. I bet i can borrow one at club.

I did gps. 18 min from here. Could get a cheap walmart racket.

What level is he

[The Kraken]

You play the yes game for small arguments or to clean the house or do an errand, the occasional romantic gesture, this or that. You don't ask for permission to play tennis when you've spent the weekend with her and won both of yourselves a vacation.

But yes, you're right I'm not married. Dated a bipolar latina for 2 years though so I have put up with a lot of shit before.

I love Latinas. They’re fukking crazy. Dated a few and everyone was pure chaos from start to finish, never a dull moment

I think he worded it poorly. He needs buy-in from her before he leaves her on her own while on vacation. He’s not asking permisson like he would his mom to borrow her camera to film a tennis match

[funnyb25]

TT and Otters sound the same when posting

[ttwarrior1]

Funnyb i tried to meet otters once but he declined. I live in evansville and he has evansville otters logo. Seems weird to me
I guess he is legit though

[Cuse0323]

tt for the win.

[unlearn]

Funnyb i tried to meet otters once but he declined. I live in evansville and he has evansville otters logo. Seems weird to me
I guess he is legit though

My read is he didnt want to end up as a lampshade

[kingdom]

thank you for the laughs everyone. gut busting and this thread is only 20 minutes old. could be epic.

[jjgold]

fatty will not show

nobody does at get togethers

[big joe 1212]

You need approval from your wife to play tennis??? Ok, I see your point.

But....how about asking her BEFORE you post a thread!!!!!

Also, isn’t she right by your side this whole trip??? Why not clear it with her before making plans to do it???


You are just confirming to everyone that you are fukking retarded

[Duckshit]

This is how Not to do a Vacation Thread.....the Opposite of jayvegas.....fat, shady, and lazy.

[Duckshit]

There's no tennis racquet.

There's no wife.

Just Free breakfast buffets with no tip.

Hard to believe he made the Free flight.

[Duckshit]

Is this the Canadian Mailman or the Obese professional tennis player?

I get these 2 confused.

[MinnesotaFats]

Official TTWarririor/ MNFats in game tennis thread!!!!#####

11 am CST

LIVE, from White Bear Lake Lifetime Fitness

Warrior comes in at -180, based on serve video footage and fitness level

Let's get the action started!!!

[Chi_archie]

This might break players talk if we get some good vids

[ttwarrior1]

Oh its on. Skipping the free breakfast for water and coffee and my joint supplement this morning.

Wife will drop me off and go shopping.

Obvious who in this thread is divorced or will never get married

What u want me to do this morning? Go stalk ralph sampson or laetner

[Big Bear]

What is going on here

[19th Hole]

Too bad Ga Tech isn't in the final game because this clown is a ramblin' wreck.
Handy how-not-to vacation guide.


*Did the beard pack the shit-towel.

[unusialsusp5]

Oh its on. Skipping the free breakfast for water and coffee and my joint supplement this morning.

Wife will drop me off and go shopping.

Obvious who in this thread is divorced or will never get married

What u want me to do this morning? Go stalk ralph sampson or laetner

actually you could go and pay your discover card which you defaulted on 10 years ago. the firm that they sold it to just happens to be located in the area.

[ttwarrior1]

Everything paid for and ill compare my accounts to you now and my moms ten mill left to me if you want. Still not going to spend. Use coupons for everything so far also

[Heltah Skeltah]

actually you could go and pay your discover card which you defaulted on 10 years ago. the firm that they sold it to just happens to be located in the area.

Business bout to pick up!