Many Players Talk Handicappers "Snake Salesman"

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  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #1
    Many Players Talk Handicappers "Snake Salesman"
    They never say they are losing or had bad runs

    They do talk about wins

    Never ever admit failure

    Typical Sales
  • Slipknot26
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 07-17-15
    • 5046

    #2
    WTH , handles missing or what ?
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    • Chi_archie
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 07-22-08
      • 63167

      #3
      Get your snake oil! Folks!
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      • 5mike5
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 09-21-11
        • 52002

        #4
        No arguing that point
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        • Big Bear
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 11-01-11
          • 43253

          #5
          I get what you are saying and whatever the case may be.

          Let me give you some advise that old mentor gave me

          “Whatever you do, never stop swinging”
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          • jjgold
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 07-20-05
            • 388179

            #6
            snakes
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            • shadymcgrady
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 02-27-12
              • 10036

              #7
              I would gladly buy some volcano insurance, who's selling?
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              • gauchojake
                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                • 09-17-10
                • 34113

                #8
                Snake salesmen not snake oil salesmen there's a difference
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                • The General
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 08-10-05
                  • 13279

                  #9
                  Take care of your own house worry less about someone else's
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                  • Al Masters
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 04-29-06
                    • 6940

                    #10
                    Do you remember when snakes use to
                    hisss.

                    Nowadays they say things like buddy,
                    Pal,Bro,And they have become able to smile
                    while saying it...

                    They no longer live only in Forrests and deserts.
                    Their all over big cities.

                    Good chance ones living very close to you
                    as we speak.

                    Be aware they don’t get into Houses the old
                    fashioned way through pipes and drains.

                    Oh No.. these days they come a knockin
                    at your front door with a smile and friendly
                    disposition.

                    And unlike snakes of old when you saw one
                    you knew instantly “this is a snake”
                    walk the other way..

                    Now.. you won’t know it’s a snake untill
                    its to late.
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                    • Sam Odom
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 10-30-05
                      • 58063

                      #11
                      Originally posted by jjgold

                      They do talk about wins

                      Here's one

                      Took a sucker for $50 last night... guy running his mouth talking bad about SDSU basketball -- said Fresno would win by 15

                      Sammy spoke up and said he would take SDSU +14 1/2 for 100.00

                      The loudmouth stuttered

                      After 20 mins of negotiations Sammy got 10 1/2 for 50.00
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                      • shadymcgrady
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 02-27-12
                        • 10036

                        #12
                        Originally posted by The General
                        Take care of your own house worry less about someone else's
                        Thanks for sharing your fortune cookie... again
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                        • SharpAngles
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 04-15-14
                          • 9467

                          #13
                          Originally posted by gauchojake
                          Snake salesmen not snake oil salesmen there's a difference
                          Can you believe some of these chuckleheads actually buy snake oil Gaucher? Sophisticated gentlemen like us know you’re supposed to rub the fukkin snake right on those aches and pains.
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                          • Sam Odom
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 10-30-05
                            • 58063

                            #14
                            CBD Oil
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                            • jjgold
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 07-20-05
                              • 388179

                              #15
                              Sammy your a shark but do admit heavy loses also
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                              • Al Masters
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 04-29-06
                                • 6940

                                #16
                                Originally posted by jjgold
                                Sammy your a shark but do admit heavy loses also
                                This thread is about snakes not sharks..

                                stay on the topic.
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                                • GzaTheGenius
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 02-12-13
                                  • 4181

                                  #17
                                  Im more prone to talk about my big wins , but I never embelish on my losses when prompted
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                                  • firedawg
                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                    • 10-08-08
                                    • 39219

                                    #18
                                    Clearly jj taking a shot at morino here
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                                    • unde0087
                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                      • 03-27-08
                                      • 28951

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by gauchojake
                                      Snake salesmen not snake oil salesmen there's a difference
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                                      • SlickFazzer
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 05-22-08
                                        • 20209

                                        #20
                                        Who the hell even cares around here for christ sakes?
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                                        • Sam Odom
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 10-30-05
                                          • 58063

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by jjgold

                                          snakes


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                                          • SlickFazzer
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 05-22-08
                                            • 20209

                                            #22
                                            Corbin would make a great COLD CALLER in the pick sales business.
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                                            • jjgold
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 07-20-05
                                              • 388179

                                              #23
                                              No

                                              Too honest slick

                                              I help the gambler not hurt him
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                                              • SlickFazzer
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 05-22-08
                                                • 20209

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by jjgold
                                                No

                                                Too honest slick

                                                I help the gambler not hurt him
                                                this is very true.
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                                                • stevek173
                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                  • 03-29-08
                                                  • 27598

                                                  #25
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                                                  • thomorino
                                                    Restricted User
                                                    • 06-01-17
                                                    • 45842

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by firedawg
                                                    Clearly jj taking a shot at morino here
                                                    Fuk off
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                                                    • pavyracer
                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                      • 04-12-07
                                                      • 82812

                                                      #27
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                                                      • kyhawk
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 06-21-08
                                                        • 1012

                                                        #28
                                                        Internet is made for phonies.
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                                                        • SlickFazzer
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 05-22-08
                                                          • 20209

                                                          #29
                                                          Does anyone remember the great SCOTTY LANDEAU?
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                                                          • RudyRuetigger
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 08-24-10
                                                            • 65084

                                                            #30
                                                            can we get names?

                                                            i publicize being a loser for the day i make it
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                                                            • sweethook
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 11-21-07
                                                              • 12667

                                                              #31
                                                              sellin picks is easy - you have a 50/50 shot most give one side to first caller and other side to the next caller .. so easy right slick
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                                                              • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 11-30-08
                                                                • 81450

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Sam Odom
                                                                Here's one

                                                                Took a sucker for $50 last night... guy running his mouth talking bad about SDSU basketball -- said Fresno would win by 15

                                                                Sammy spoke up and said he would take SDSU +14 1/2 for 100.00

                                                                The loudmouth stuttered

                                                                After 20 mins of negotiations Sammy got 10 1/2 for 50.00
                                                                No cool, Sammy.

                                                                You are supposed to be helping your son get back on the straight and narrow.

                                                                Wife is going to be PISSED.
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                                                                • RudyRuetigger
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 08-24-10
                                                                  • 65084

                                                                  #33
                                                                  it makes no sense to me to claim you are a big time winner

                                                                  noone else cares and itll just draw unwanted attention
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                                                                  • Heltah Skeltah
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 12-05-17
                                                                    • 3499

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by RudyRuetigger
                                                                    it makes no sense to me to claim you are a big time winner

                                                                    noone else cares and itll just draw unwanted attention
                                                                    nobody who wins is posting on any site like this..why would they? we all win some then lose it all back then some..anybody claims different is full of shit
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                                                                    • Booya711
                                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                      • 12-20-11
                                                                      • 27329

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Morino is their leader
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