Name One thing you haven’t experienced that you never want to

[brooks85]

Trump elected for a second term. I've already experienced half of a first and I'm literally at the point where I want to move to Canada. Thankfully it looks like Democrats going to introduce impeachment bill and finally restore America to the once great nation it was under Obama and the Democrats!

but you're too poor

[mrpapageorgio]

Passing a kidney stone doesn't sound fun. I'll pass on that.

Been there, done that (twice in a week), never want to again. First time was at work, but was lucky (probably a smaller one) and felt more like a severe cramp (I initially thought it was appendicitis until the pain wore off).

Second time was the one I'll never forget. I had just got home and walked through the door when it happened. The pain literally brought me to my knees and had me on the floor for 10 minutes until it passed.

[pavyracer]

Being locked in a Mexican prison without windows with 20 other Mexicans the day they serve bean burritos for lunch.

[QuantumLeap]

Bahahahaha
You cant impeach a president just because you don't like him
Takes 2/3rds vote in Senate good luck with that
Fukkin Democrats bunch of wet pussies

A lot of people think impeachment results in removal of office. Clinton was impeached by the House but not the Senate so he got to stay as president.

The Democrats will almost certainly impeach Trump in the House because they think he's guilty of something because he's under investigation. They won't need any proof and will get a majority in the House.

The Senate will laugh at how stupid they are and will not impeach him. He will stay just like Bill Clinton stayed. The only difference is that Clinton was guilty of something (perjury).

[Cuse0323]

A lot of people think impeachment results in removal of office. Clinton was impeached by the House but not the Senate so he got to stay as president.

The Democrats will almost certainly impeach Trump in the House because they think he's guilty of something because he's under investigation. They won't need any proof and will get a majority in the House.

The Senate will laugh at how stupid they are and will not impeach him. He will stay just like Bill Clinton stayed. The only difference is that Clinton was guilty of something (perjury).

I heard so many great stories as to why Clinton stayed as President, at the last residence I was in. Enjoyed letting them put their theories out there before I explained it to them.

It will be more fun this time around.

[Eddy Munny]

I've never experienced waking up in an emergency room in a full body cast, being spoon-fed boiled cabbage by an apathetic robot, the TV tuned to the QVC network with dead batteries in the remote, a scorpion slowly crawling up my leg with seemingly ill intent, while my hospital roommate shit his bed in his sleep with the box fan wafting the fumes in my general direction.

I'd like to keep it that way. You could say it's my New Year's resolution.

[DwightShrute]

Being locked in a Mexican prison without windows with 20 other Mexicans the day they serve bean burritos for lunch.

I find it hard to believe that hasn't happened to you already.

[7deuceoff$uit]

If you ever are confronted by it, don't panic. Send me a PM and I will fly to wherever you are and tag in.

[Cuse0323]

If you ever are confronted by it, don't panic. Send me a PM and I will fly to wherever you are and tag in.

But it’s so much fun.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Having a spear shoved up my dickhole so far that it comes out of my asshole.

[stevek173]

Being crapped on.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Being crapped on.

I almost said this too, Steve.

[ChocMilk23]

Any scenario where I am about to drown... mainly trapped in a car or boat....

[stevek173]

Having a spear shoved up my dickhole so far that it comes out of my asshole.

This actually happened to me in a sex dungeon in the Dominican

Not recommended (for the day after when you sober up, at least)