Please Help...Woke Up With a Locked Jaw

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  • Seaweed
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 01-19-12
    • 26316

    #1
    Please Help...Woke Up With a Locked Jaw
    I can barely eat cereal it feels like my jaw will snap as i open and i can hear it crack a bit

    Yesterday i felt a bit sore after biting into a pear, not sure what caused it but this sucks and i hope it goes away

    Anyone have quick remedies?
  • MickeyMan
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 10-20-09
    • 5091

    #2
    Take your grandmas rooster out of your mouth and there should be some more room in there
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    • Slipknot26
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 07-17-15
      • 5046

      #3
      Yea bet 1K on someone
      You'll yell enough it will get rid of it .
      Who you taking ?
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      • unde0087
        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
        • 03-27-08
        • 28954

        #4
        Seaweed when you wake up with lock jaw it is a sure sign to stop gambling because the things you are doing to stay in the game obviously are starting to take a toll on you.
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        • swordsandtequila
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 02-23-12
          • 9757

          #5
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          • RudyRuetigger
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 08-24-10
            • 65084

            #6
            see if you can find a key for it
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            • chico2663
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 09-02-10
              • 36915

              #7
              warm rag,massage your jaw,put pressure your lower jaw,use your hands to move jaw side to side. Once it becomes unlocked make sure to message jaw daily. go to dentist.
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              • Grits n' Gravy
                Restricted User
                • 06-10-10
                • 13024

                #8
                Go to the doctor you dumb shit.
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                • Ratpack
                  SBR MVP
                  • 02-15-12
                  • 4133

                  #9
                  call bobby brown
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                  • 2daBank
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 01-26-09
                    • 88966

                    #10
                    Shame it doesn’t prevent you from posting. Next time jerk the guy off instead of giving him a hummer.
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                    • b1slickguy
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 11-24-11
                      • 11959

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Seaweed
                      I can barely eat cereal it feels like my jaw will snap as i open and i can hear it crack a bit

                      Yesterday i felt a bit sore after biting into a pear, not sure what caused it but this sucks and i hope it goes away

                      Anyone have quick remedies?
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                      • MaltedHopsFrenzy
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 10-08-10
                        • 8944

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Seaweed
                        I can barely eat cereal it feels like my jaw will snap as i open and i can hear it crack a bit

                        Yesterday i felt a bit sore after biting into a pear, not sure what caused it but this sucks and i hope it goes away

                        Anyone have quick remedies?
                        This happened to me years ago, and now I can "crack" my jaw like I can my knuckles, neck, etc.

                        Simply open wide like you're doing a HUGE yawn **WARNING - THIS WILL HURT FOR A SECOND** until you get that initial "Crack!!" - if you're like me, you'll be able to do it at will and pain free. Just gotta get past that first one.

                        Good luck!

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                        • dsgator55
                          SBR Sharp
                          • 03-21-18
                          • 271

                          #13
                          Must have been some good cocaine. I got lock jaw as well one time in Miami when I did a line of some pure raw powder.
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                          • DiggityDaggityDo
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 11-30-08
                            • 81450

                            #14
                            Theres a Bottom Dad joke in here somewhere.
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                            • Shute
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 03-20-17
                              • 11835

                              #15
                              Lock jaw is when you are unable to close to close your mandible
                              I think Seaweed you have TMJ
                              when it hurts to chew
                              Different entities
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                              • Seaweed
                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                • 01-19-12
                                • 26316

                                #16
                                Im better now
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                                • DiggityDaggityDo
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 11-30-08
                                  • 81450

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Seaweed
                                  Im better now
                                  Thank goodness, Weeder.
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                                  • vividjohn45
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 11-21-10
                                    • 6331

                                    #18
                                    See weed you mite should go see a doctor. Google in causes of lockjaw, proly help you out.
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                                    • grease lightnin
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 10-01-12
                                      • 16015

                                      #19
                                      For some weird reason, every woman I have been involved with has had this same problem.
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                                      • RudyRuetigger
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 08-24-10
                                        • 65084

                                        #20
                                        Be probably finally took the cokk out of his mouth
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                                        • newton0038
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 03-07-07
                                          • 2389

                                          #21
                                          Sign of Tetanus
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                                          • lakerboy
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 04-02-09
                                            • 94379

                                            #22
                                            I won't take my foot out of your mouth yet
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                                            • Chi_archie
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 07-22-08
                                              • 63172

                                              #23
                                              cayenne pepper, Bro

                                              you're welcome
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                                              • KiDBaZkiT
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 10-20-09
                                                • 14962

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by dsgator55
                                                Must have been some good cocaine. I got lock jaw as well one time in Miami when I did a line of some pure raw powder.
                                                Lol. That wasn't pure then.
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                                                • KiDBaZkiT
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 10-20-09
                                                  • 14962

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Seaweed
                                                  Im better now
                                                  Great news bud! Who you like in the NFL tomorrow? Any leans on Indy@Tennessee?
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                                                  • MiDNiTe
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 11-11-13
                                                    • 7684

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by KiDBaZkiT
                                                    Lol. That wasn't pure then.
                                                    No some people are just different seen some funny things when people can't handle their shiet
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                                                    • KiDBaZkiT
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 10-20-09
                                                      • 14962

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by MiDNiTe
                                                      seen some funny things when people can't handle their shiet
                                                      Very true.
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