After Days of Travel...THE SHOOTERS BACK!

[The Shooter]

Maggie’s Last Game

Hey boys not sure if you guys made it to the memorial this evening but it was quite breath taking when Maggie’s softball coach waltzed up to podium. She/he wore a black tank top and his/her black sliding pads and had a short discussion about Saggy Maggys last game. Apparently she was 1 for 5 with a bloop single. When she was 0 for 2 with a couple of K’s apparently there was some whispers in the ball park about the golden sombrero potentially coming out, so Big Mags packed about a half can of Grizzly Wintergreen in her lip and and tightened her belt to the 2nd last hole (really had to suck in) and took a hefty wiff at the ball and managed to muster up enough UMPFFFF to pop one over the 2nd basemen’s head and got it out of infield for the first time all year and almost got hosed by the right fielder. But she got there ! But she K’d her next two at bats. Was a good story. The type of story that could bring a tear to a glass eye. Great job Mags! May you Rest In Peace !!!

[The Shooter]

Jets win jets win !!! 70-56-2 +18,095$

What a game, what a win, to shine a little night on such an emotional night with the loss of Saggy Maggy. But I feel like that was old Maggy making her 265 pound frame felt from up above. She was smiling down on The Shooter tonight with that wintergreen dip packed ever so tight singing :

”MA MA MA MAGGGGY !! Ma ma MA MAGGIEEEE!! MA MA MA MAGIIIEEEEE AND THE JETS!!!!”

it it was almost like I could smell her breath when that OT winner crossed the line !

Cheers SAGGIE MAGGIE...this nose beers for YOU!!!!!!!

JETS WIN !!! MA MA MA....alright that’s enough ! WOOO

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Th-Th-Th- THE SHOOOOOTER !!!!!!

[The Shooter]

Gets pretty quiet in here !!!!!!

Well just like it’s happened oh so many times before. 70 to be exact. When the Great One does what he does so well, with all the adversity the he faces, the haters, the doubters, but most of all the non believers. But once again, perseverance is the key, the best of the best, the greatest ones in the game, we get so much media attention, and so many people wishing and praying for our downfalls. But we keep our noses to the grindstone, we keep our noses in our own business, and we keep our noses caked up with some of the purest cocaine on this side of the northern hemisphere and we do what we f u c k I n g do ! And that’s win ! That’s get the job done! That’s succeed! That’s pick up where we left off ! That’s put the money in the bank ! That’s put the biscuit in the basket! That’s put the grizzly in our bottom lip just like MAGZ used to do ! That’s help the average JOE make some money! Keep your chips in play right here with Uncle Shooter, even if there are some downs (DENNY SHITS) we will always keep our heads above water, I will always make sure your in the green. THE GREEN MACHINE ! I love each and everyone of you! The ones who view and don’t speak, don’t worry I see you creepy buggers too! The ones who chirp, I get off on your comments, I live for this shit! FEELS LIKE IN TALKING TO MYSELF ! Why’s it so quiet ? Ohhhh The Great zone won, that’s why. If it wasn’t for this 24 year old blonde gagging on my bird I’d say I could almost hear a pin drop. But that’s not the case!!!

Hahahahhaha oh man, where does he come up with this shit ? I don’t know guys it just feels right !

KEEP YOUR HEADS UP AND YOUR NOSE ON THE GRANITE COUNTER TOP!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GIRTHY!

[The Shooter]

Leafs Money Line...1800/1500 70-56-2 +18,095$

LETS GO BOYS!!!!!!!!!!


we got the Leafs tonight ! I’m sitting 5 rows behind the Leafs net. In the building tonight downtown in the 6!!!

1800-1500 Leafs! 70-56-2 +18,095$

GIRTH

[physed]

Just look for that gay bun on top of his empty head. Here comes loser #57 Bruins 2-1. Go BEANTOWN

[The Shooter]

Just look for that gay bun on top of his empty head. Here comes loser #57 Bruins 2-1. Go BEANTOWN

Lmao! Your such a bum. Didn’t have much to say last night eh TOOTS? Remember the two important numbers here. The first one is the number of wins in the win column, and the second one is the little “+” sign in front of the amount of money that I’m up. So even though the Leafs are dominating the Bruins, I’ll chalk it up as betting with my heart tonight as a TORONTO LEGEND that’s at the game. Should have not just wavered on it because I’m here. But hey anyway ya slice it, as a season ticket holder and a TORONTO LEGEND I should have stayed away tonight. But Christ, Tukka Rask is stealing this one tonight. But hey even the best in the business make the odd mistake. Hey no sweat though. And that gay bun has seen more dimes in its bed the last 3 nights then you have seen in your life. But hey, that’s how things go when ya live in a trailer and are the 40 year old virgin. Handle it TOOTS!

[The Shooter]

Houston Rockets -5 (buy 1.5) 1350/1K...70-56-2 +18,095$

Fear the beard!

Fear The Bird!

Chalk up a nose beer and have a little fun !

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The Great One

[physed]

My Vegas Knights kicked ass last night and made me more $$$than you did. Did the people sitting behind you last night complained about not being able to see because of your butchy bun.

[physed]

At least I don't have to pay for sex.

[The Shooter]

Colorado AV’s....1310/1250$....70-56-2 +18,095

Keep it buzzin on the front end & keep the bird flapping on the backend !

crack open an ice cold Pepsi and enjoy a beauty @ the Pepsi Centre !

1310/1250$ Av’s Money Line....

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Uncle Shootsy!

[physed]

Now he's chasing.

[The Shooter]

My Vegas Knights kicked ass last night and made me more $$$than you did. Did the people sitting behind you last night complained about not being able to see because of your butchy bun.

Hey great job TOOTS! Took a team @ -185 while I took the Jets @ +145. Your the best bud, nothing like a farmers bet for a hot dog and a coke between you and your toothless neighbour. Your don’t wager ya clown, you sit on my thread and cheer for the real gambler to lose. You’ve never made a wager in your life, for one you have no **** to play online and no bookie in the world would take your action for .50 cents a game. And no actually the people behind be did complain about me wide shoulders and back being too jacked for them to see around though. But I had one of the two babes I brought to the game reach back and give the guy a little rub down over the pants, she only charged me an extra 50$ for that run down. Hahaha. Pay for sex. Lol. Totally just admits to being a virgin, hahaha TOOTSY!!!

[The Shooter]

Heartbreaker For My Buds....70-57-2 +16,295$

Tough one for my boys in blue tonight, Leafs dominated the play, but Tukka Rask was the number 1 star tonight. Great game though, and a HUGE season series. Such a shitty crowd vibe in Toronto. For a sell out 15 years straight, the atmosphere here for playoff hockey is awful. Just a very big ticket and super pricey, all suits and ties in here. Can’t get a nose bleed ticket for under 1200$ a seat. Watched Columbus’s crowd last night and people don’t sit down and it’s LOUD. St Louis, the fans are amazing, Colorado’s fans..LOUD, INTENSE, INVOLVED! Just such a shitty vibe at Leafs games, so disappointing. Anyways, I’ll head to the bars and enjoy the rest of the games. Let’s keep the train chugging along, and the beers flowing.

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SHOOTSY

[physed]

I have to admit and give you a lot of credit for being the best story teller on the forum.

[The Shooter]

I have to admit and give you a lot of credit for being the best story teller on the forum.

Every single thing I say that I do, I do. The Shooter is internationally known for being the king in his throne. And your under the table begging for a chicken bone. Or under the table cleaning up a steaming pile of human shit. You got it made EDDY, you have all the best things in this life. The best things money can buy, and the life that people dream of...millions of people would kill to have your lifestyle. People from Ethiopia, homeless people in Indonesia and maybe even a few prisoners in San Quentin, those people would kill to be you TOOTS. Stop stealing your hill billy friends Wifi in the trailer park too. Time to start chipping in around the park TOOTS, the only thing that you do to contribute is poisoning the air with your breath and the putrid smell of your sons shit into the air. Your a f u c k I n g bum

[physed]

Ditto

[The Shooter]

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like taking candy from a baby. Or in TOOTS CASE, getting shit out of the carpet with his teeth. And his breath would coincide with that analogy. Guys poor tongue is in jail. Bet he won’t be counting the wins, “THERES WIN NUMBER 71!”

if if you only read his posts (which know one reads) you would think the Great One is 0-57-0. But nope, not the case. Hope you guys piggy backed that one.

Rockets Cover....+1K

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Meaty Bugger

[physed]

Her comes lost #58 and another losing day.

[cincinnatikid513]

Her comes lost #58 and another losing day.

u care too much about the shooter

[The Shooter]

u care too much about the shooter

Right ? Biggest loser I’ve come across. His gambling is watching me and my plays like a hawk and praying for a loss. Lol only comments on the losses too. He literally comments before I can update my record and bankroll after a loss. But Christ almighty, what would you do Cinncy? If your kid constantly shit all over your shithole trailer ? At what point do you just start laying news paper down all over your 300 sq foot home? Like man, like he needs to get my unit out of the back of his thirst and get his own shit together. Lol. The guys worst then my ex girlfriends. If he put this much effort into teaching his kid that poo goes in the toilet it would save him a lot of time off his hands and knees cleaning shit with his toothbrush.

[physed]

Someone has to put you in your place mop head.

[The Shooter]

Someone has to put you in your place mop head.

It’s sure as hell not you. You can’t get enough of me. Even when you’ve said 35 times “I’m done on this thread! No more ! I can’t do this any longer ! Wahhh wahhh wahhh my breath is gross! Wahhh wahhh wahhh my kid shuts all over the place! Wahhh wahhhh wahhhhh wahhhh wahhh!!! I’ll neber be back here again, I just can’t handle this guy any longer wahhh wahhhh wahhhh!! I’m hung like a field mouse! Wahhh wahhh wahh!”

have some respect for yourself clown

[physed]

Not as many times that you said I will cut you off. Go ahead make my day and cut me off.

[The Shooter]

Not as many times that you said I will cut you off. Go ahead make my day and cut me off.

Man everything you say just SCREAMS “I’m a f u c k I n GEEK!”

just over and over again, stupid comments. Not catchy, not funny, not and personality, your like Forrest Gump sitting on the park bench talking to that old bag. Like boring as hell. You think your sharp, but your just a pile of blandness, like a bowl of Oatmeal. OATMEAL TOOTS... Can ya say something with some substance ? Like just once say something that makes people have a chuckle and not think “Get this loser off the great ones thread”....Okay OATMEAL TOOTS, I’ll make you a deal, your next comment if it’s not funny, original, or a chirp that puts me in my place your cut off for good. Your going back in the coffin with the slugger Saggie Maggie. So here’s your chance, you got my attention now that this game is going to OT after you totally jinxed yourself by saying it was over and loss #57. So. This is the final straw for you Halitosis....I’ll give you one last chance to open that yap of yours just breathing fire on the thousands of viewers. It’s do or die time raisin bird. Will you live or will you die?

[physed]

Come on bury me just like you will bury yourself with a OT Calgary win MOP HEAD

[The Shooter]

Goodnight

The world we be one better smelling place. They had to dig this grave 18 feet deep to help the environment. Felt pretty bad for the embalmer too.

https://i.imgur.com/A9JuPMR.jpg

may the world now smell like a much better place.


Goodbye old friend

[2daBank]

Nice job buddy

[The Shooter]

Av’s WIN IN OT !!!!! +1250$...72-57-2 +18,545$We c

And THATS THE WAY TO DO HER BOYS!!!!

Id like to personally thank shit mouth who we put down deep 18 feet under ground this evening for JINXING THE HELL OUT OF THE FLAMES by saying the game was over when it was 2-0 for Calgary. You keep your chips in play right here with Uncle Shooter ! He’ll take you to the promise land, and help make you a handful of bands. Like always after a W it will be very very very very very quiet in here and I can guarantee you that Halitosis TOOTs now that he’s gone making this world smell just a c u n t hair better won’t be saying much anymore. The embalmer had to put a double stitch when closing his mouth up his YAP to ensure he doesn't wake up the dinosaurs breathing that poison breath he used to carry around. Thanks old friend for the W!!!!!!!

What a game, what a night, playoff hockey is nothing short of outrageous!

Chalk up up another one for the good guys. Congrats to all the followers and tailers on making the right play on this one. Couldn’t have been a more one sided game, but the score didn’t quite depict that. But Wow! What a game!

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Sleep well tonight my fury little friends and take a deep breath in and enjoy the fresh air. Rest assured we can all “breathe a little easier” TONIGHT!

The Shooter !

[The Shooter]

Nice job buddy

Thanks Banker ! Life is good! How did you make out tonight with your plays bud ?

Send me an NBA winner or MLB tomorrow if you can, I’m chomping at the bit !

[physed]

Still breathing. I shall return.

[2daBank]

Thanks Banker ! Life is good! How did you make out tonight with your plays bud ?

Send me an NBA winner or MLB tomorrow if you can, I’m chomping at the bit !

Hit w cardinals pretty big bet after losing day before. Nhl hit w Dallas (crushing that series),, after I saw was gonna win w Dallas I took Calgary small (didn’t see you played avs, seems like we on oppo this whole series and win every other, lol)

I don’t know shit bout nba really. I’ll prob play GS.

Mlb I like the San Fran/nats under, prob play giants +1.5 too. If anyone likes nats play them 1st 5 cause you can’t pay for the late innings while gmen pen pitching so much better than nats. Brewers ml looks good.

Nhl think I’ll take caps as dogs. Still debating blues, nobody can win a home game in that series, lol.

[The Shooter]

Hit w cardinals pretty big bet after losing day before. Nhl hit w Dallas (crushing that series),, after I saw was gonna win w Dallas I took Calgary small (didn’t see you played avs, seems like we on oppo this whole series and win every other, lol)

I don’t know shit bout nba really. I’ll prob play GS.

Mlb I like the San Fran/nats under, prob play giants +1.5 too. If anyone likes nats play them 1st 5 cause you can’t pay for the late innings while gmen pen pitching so much better than nats. Brewers ml looks good.

Nhl think I’ll take caps as dogs. Still debating blues, nobody can win a home game in that series, lol.

Alright cool banks. I’m going to have a look at the baseball game for tomorrow. That jets and Blues series has been crazy good. Very very underrated series with two big physical teams that actually skate really well considering how big they both are. You gotta think something will give in terms of the home teams losing all four games. The Blues had a chance to win the game late in the third period when Perrault was called for tripping with 3 mins and change remaining but could not convert. The Blues were credited with only one shot on that PP which really stung them on the bird. WSH as a dog tomorrow looks really good, and I also agree with you with GsW. Great call in Dallas tonight, I didn’t touch it but honestly I would have been leaning towards NSH if I had of lol. Let’s see how tomorrow plays out. Good luck, and thanks again big fella.

[2daBank]

Alright cool banks. I’m going to have a look at the baseball game for tomorrow. That jets and Blues series has been crazy good. Very very underrated series with two big physical teams that actually skate really well considering how big they both are. You gotta think something will give in terms of the home teams losing all four games. The Blues had a chance to win the game late in the third period when Perrault was called for tripping with 3 mins and change remaining but could not convert. The Blues were credited with only one shot on that PP which really stung them on the bird. WSH as a dog tomorrow looks really good, and I also agree with you with GsW. Great call in Dallas tonight, I didn’t touch it but honestly I would have been leaning towards NSH if I had of lol. Let’s see how tomorrow plays out. Good luck, and thanks again big fella.

I played Nashville gm 3, this series has been perfect for my road dogs winning gm 1 and 3 then flipping to home team to tie series. That my favorite approach when I think a series is going 6-7 games. Only problem is after It gets to 2-2 I’m basically lost on who to take after that point? Lol. Might not make another play on that series now.

I think whoever wins the jets/blues series gonna be tough out going forward, actually think winner of that series might just win west. I was so pissed gm4, had their asses and blew it.. Series has made no sense in some ways. In Winnipeg blues pp/pk was terrible but they dominated 5 on 5. In stl they started scoring on the PP but only got 1 5 on 5 goal which came when they were way down in gm 3. Strange series, nothing new for blues winning as dogs and losing as favs, plus they been pretty awful on home ice most this year till end and last few playoff appearances.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

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[KVB]

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