This guy makes me think of the Sham-Wow guy on Tv..love it
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Tease Busts...ANOTHER WINNING NIGHT...67-52-2 +21,920$
Can’t win em all, but I come out on top once again on the night. No biggie, we shake the bird off, clean off her juice, and shove it in the next warm hole. Life is good !
67-52-2 +21,920$
Sleep Well !
Excrutiating GIRTH!Comment -
Keep shoving that coke up your nose.Comment -
Harry!!! Great hear from ya! Sham-wow it’s been a long time ! Haha. Bet you thought old pap shooter still wouldn’t be here taring the books a new one still 4 months later huh ? Well big daddy’s still got it ! Well most fall off the horse and get a mouth full of dirt, they normally can’t take the taste, keeps them away from the girthy animal. But not me! Not the Shooter, I hop back on that big fella and ride off into the sunset, with a nose full of powder and a wallet full of power !! Woooo! Hope all is well with ya big fella, keep laying the boots to whom ever ya lay your plays with. CheersComment -
Hi there Shooter,
Ive seen all your rap videos and am a huge fan.
Was just wondering if you have any porn vids or sex tapes floating around on the Internet?
I’m sure your fans would love it if you posted em here.Comment -
Hahah thanks Eddy I will. Don’t you have some SHIT to attend to ? Get scrubbing dude. As much as you hate me, and as obvious as it is that my success and lifestyle drives you to an enraged tantrum; I still feel for you. But I honour the fact that you are consistent. You stick to the game plan, you take care of your kin. Even with the odds being so heavily stacked against you, the cards you have been dealt are the worst in the deck, you keep pushing forward, picking up the logs off the kitchen floor, giving Denny’s rectum the best cleaning you can, and I admire that part of you Eddy. But if you spent more time trying to make a few extra bucks, instead of only wishing I would piss away all mine you and your son would be better off. But hey, keep tuning in, keep cheering for me to lose, but we all know that’s never gunna happen. So keep doing you, and do what you do, and crack the odd brew, and clean up the poo. It’s what you do best Little Eddy.
The Punisher aka Glenny Girth!
67-52-2 +21,920$
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Hey Mickster, thanks for messaging. I do as a matter of fact have some incredible home made videos in my phone, and in fact I’d love to let you feast your eyes on the One Eye’d Girthamus Maximus, but there would be a lot of budgee dink owners in here thag May be very upset. Send me a private message and I’ll sebd you the links to a couple of episodes of The Shooter with his special guest Girth Nowitski. That fella is dangerous from long range. Lol
Big Girtha!Comment -
Oilers 3 Way...2500/2500$....67-52-2 +21,920$
Well boys, after a longgggg weekend with not too many Z’s I’m starting to feel a bit back to normal. Went through a handful of balls, and drank a f u c k I n g brewery in the city of Sin. Got myself a small case of the Colombian cold, nose is leaking this week like Physed’s son Downy after Taco Bell. But aside from the drips and a deviated symptom I’m feeling pretty good. Going to load up the egg basket with a little west coast action tonight. Dipping a straight wager on the Oilers on the 3 way tonight. Not sure if I’ll make it till the game as my sleep schedule is all out whack like Denny in the hall way breaking free from the teachers at school after he decided to put a Soupy green terd in his special teachers lunchbox. Christ is he strong when he goes into Downy mode. Anyyyywho that’s the play tonight !
2500/2500$ Oilers 3 Way.
67-52-2 +21,920$
Girthimus Maximus aka The Great BirdComment -
This butt humping f ag still on here posting air bets? What a queer.Comment -
Hahaha. The only butt humping I do is drill unclassy pigs like your mother in the shit rig. You still one of the thousands of guys still tuning into the hottest thread on SBR with the most successful gambler on the forum make money? The guy who gets flown in the Aria Casino in Vegas, to take pictures and have a conference and talk to sports gamblers on how to successfully make money? The guy getting paid to be at a casino, the guy spending the weekend in their luxury suite ? The guy with the most successful web series in history with over 30 million views ? The guy who drills your mother in her rump? That guy? Ya the SHOOTER! Sorry limp d I c k biscuit, just have to post and update my record after yet another winning ticket. I’ll be back to rip you apart another day! Handle it goof.
GIRTH NOWITSKIComment -
Can’t read it
Shooter what’s the line brah?Comment -
Oilers Win Handidly (Sniff Sniff)...68-52-2 +24,240$
Well that one was a bit of a snoozer! Not sure if it was the fact I knew I had that one in the bag before it even started or the Colombian Cold kicking in. But you can go ahead and chalk up another one for the Great One. Oilers cruise to victory with an 8-4 win. It’s games like that, that make me look in the mirro and say Jesus Christ uncle Girthy you are really good at this. And then say, wow look at the size of that piece of salami hanging down to your knees! Lol. Wooooo Girth Brooks was preforming tonight and boy oh boy does he hit those DEEP notes.
CHO CHO & CHING CHING, let Uncle GIRTHY swing!
68-52-2 +24,420$
Night Night, don’t let the girthy fella have a BITE!
Gerry Girth!Comment -
Fukk ya shooter back
Shooter taking action
Fukk ya!!!!!Comment -
Hey baby SHUTES, unfortunately the lines are all gone. I took care of them all and licked the plate clean. I really gotta mix in some sleep, but man it’s hard when the cash just keeps rolling in. If your talking about the game line (wait did someone say Line ? Sniff sniff) I took the Oilers on the 3 way @ -0.5 @ even Steven money. But hey the lines that count are the ones my sworn whale brain have already accounted for. Ya it’s been a long week Lil Shutesy, what day is it again ?
its SHOOOOESDAY!!
Gary GIRTHComment -
You live in a fantasy. You don't even come close to t-wizzle as best handicapper.Comment -
Even I can kick your gay ass in picking winners. But I choose not to share my picks.Comment -
Hey you busy cleaning up the mess your son made ? Did you tell him to stop taking those green hairy deuces in the sink, and let him know there’s a toilet ? And to stop wiping his ass with the white hand towels ? Like that’s gotta be embracing with you bring the hill Billy’s from the double wide trailers next door over for a shit when their plumbing is down. Like you already have enough problems, having to teach a 27 year old to sit in the toilet and not the bath tub has to add a lot of stres to your SHITTY life. Hey by the way did you catch the Oilers game Eddy? Or you don’t have cable yet ? Well in case you weren’t watching they won 8-4. Was wondering why you were so quiet tonight, youbseem to only chime in after The Great One takes a loss. And we all know that doesn’t happen very often, but ah well, hang In there Eddy, throw some Ramen noodles in the microwave and get yourself a bite to eat. That’s yet another winning night for Gary Girth. Send me the addddess to your trailer and I’ll send you an autographed picture I took last weekend with Mike Tyson, I couldn’t believe that he was a big fan of mine. I actually mentioned you and your son Denny, and he said something along the lines of having a plan until you get punched in the mouth, and to wish Denny luck, and if he was wanting to give away that extra chromosome that he would gladly take it. Oh hey did you catch that Oilers game ? Well the win 8-4 in regulation. Maybe I’ll send you a cheque too. Thanks to you and Denny I’ve really been banging a lot of blow recently and hitting the books and chalking up W after W. I feel like I owe you 10% of my winnings. That would be 2442$. I’m sure that could pay off your trailer and the two shitholes next door, that way the neighbours won’t have to swing by to use the can and see that green shit smeared all over the hand towels and buy you a few Frebreeze plugins to cover up the putrid smell of vomit and shit all over your 35 year old carpets. Anywho....another winning night for the one the only..
Winston GirthhillComment -
Shooter
Not sure you can read but my little play might hitComment -
The only ass you kick is your son Denny when he takes a sky dump on your rusted old stove. You chose to not share your picks eh ? Well obviously you can’t actually make plays as you don’t have a **** not any money to have an account with a bookie, and you defiantly don’t watch any sports because you don’t have cable on your RCA TV from 1983. I’m sure you gambler with the toothless neighbours on who can drink a 6 pack of Natural Light in 15 minutes, or who can kill a squirrel with a stick, and eat the tail raw. That’s about the most excitement that your life brings. Anything to get your mind off the shit storm inside the trailer when Denny’s having an off day. Give him some Nightquil and strap on his diaper. It’s gettijg late!
BIG GIRTHA!Comment -
Never heard of him. But hey, I’m sure he’s great. Haven’t seen any of his work or plays. Does his thread get a lot of traction? It’s really hard for me to get on other guys threads because mine is none stop dinging with messages and comments, so when I actually do have the time to come on here and help the thousands and thousands of players who sit on their hands waiting for my picks each day. The only guys that I actually read their threads or give the time of day to are “JJ GOLD & 2DaBank”
Russel GirthbrookComment -
You probably got your ass kicked in when you played minor league hockey and lost all of your teeth.Comment -
Well at least you’ve caught on. And to be honest with ya Eddy, I shook the mitts a fair bit, and did pretty well. Never once lost a tooth from a fight or ever really had a one sided fight where I lost outright. Seems like most things that I do, I win. Guess you could say that Girthron James is a winner. If you send me the address I have no problem sending you a cheque to help you and the little Shit Monster out. I always give back to the community, I do a ton of charity work and that doesnt need to stretch any further then SBR. I’ll send you a card package along with the cheque, with some toilet paper and baby wipes too. Let me know!
The Girthy GiraffeComment -
Not sure what your problem is though Little Eddy. Is it because I swing around a fresh piece of Bronzed Cabossa and you got a Knob like a cotton Scwab...but at the end of the day it’s not the size of the dog in the fight it’s the size of the fight in the dog. And I’ll give ya that Q-Tip you keep pulling yourself out of the dirt and keep coming back for more. You don’t give up, and for that I’ll tip my cap to ya! And I’ll add in another pack of baby wipes for Denny in the care package I’m sending. If your gunna wipe, do it right.
Girth-A-CusComment -
Leafs Flyers Under 7....2400-2K....68-52-2 +24,240&
Here we go tenders here we go!! Let’s fire it up baby !!
LEAFS/ FLYERS UNDER 7
2400/2K
68-52-2 +24,240$
The GirthiestComment -
Nice write-up and analysis for your reasoning for liking this play. You blow hard.Comment -
Yo Physed do I really need to write in detail why I make a play ? I’ve been doing this for long enough nor do I have the time to sit and type bullet points of why. It’s simple, you tail and make money over the long term, or you can fade if you did in the leafs under you would make money tailing for the first time in a long time. I make plays the masses follow. It’s simple. Get a handle on it. Baby wipes are in the mail for ya too budComment
