After Days of Travel...THE SHOOTERS BACK!

**Shute** · 01-05-19, 09:50 PM

Shooting blanks

**Festoon** · 01-05-19, 10:40 PM

Originally posted by The Shooter

THAT WAS BULLSHIT!!! No reason for that not to be a goal for the Americans !!! UNREAL!! Side question : Do Americans watch this tournament ?? Like USA in the U20 world championships gold medal game ? Or do people not really care down there ?

THE SHOOTER!

US deserved a better fate...just couldn't put the biscuit in the basket on the power-play...when you go 0-5 with the quality chances they had it always comes back to haunt you... Was nice for a change routing for the good old U.S. of A.

**The Shooter** · 01-05-19, 11:27 PM

Teaser strikes again!!!!!

That’s the way to take that 3 unit teaser and TOTALLY REDEEM HIMSELF !!!! THATS THE WAY TO DO HER BOYS!!!

**The Shooter** · 01-05-19, 11:28 PM

Originally posted by Shute

Shooting blanks

No no Shutes Junior that’s a bullet proof vest on!! That’s the way to do her boys !!!

**Festoon** · 01-05-19, 11:31 PM

Originally posted by Shute

Shooting blanks

Looks like he only used up one of his bullets in his six shooter!! I'm sure he's okay to be only down a couple hundred bucks

**The Shooter** · 01-05-19, 11:33 PM

20-14.... +16,750$.....

The one unit USA play loses (typical heartless hockey effort from the boys down south)...but the big ol MOOSENUTS, and the bird they nick named after Randy Johnson pulls the 3 unit teaser and gets himself back 5K...dropped a little on the day, but THE SHOOTER will hit the booze ethier way !

Ends the day 20-14 and stilllll +16,750$

tomorrow is a fresh one like the rotten can of tuna in FadeawayGays boyfriends pants.

The train chugged through and took us to the destination we didn’t specifically ask for, but hey it stayed on the rails and got us home. Tomorrow we take that SOB straight to the glory.

THANKS FOR CHOOSING THE SHOOTER EXPRESS...CHO CHO!

**Fade2Win** · 01-05-19, 11:57 PM

LMFAO yes!! Im in your head man I live there permanently haha I had a great day nice to see you namedrop me I dont want any head tonight thx tho

**Fade2Win** · 01-06-19, 12:02 AM

Just cuz I feel bad for you homie take chargers ml and eagles ml tomorrow sack up

**The Shooter** · 01-06-19, 12:24 AM

Originally posted by Fade2Win

LMFAO yes!! Im in your head man I live there permanently haha I had a great day nice to see you namedrop me I dont want any head tonight thx tho

Hahah. Was thinking of one guy who I could fire a chirp at and you popped up. So you might be right LOL. Glad you did well tonight !

Congrats on the wins and the name drops !

THE SHOOTER

**The Shooter** · 01-06-19, 12:51 AM

Originally posted by Fade2Win

Just cuz I feel bad for you homie take chargers ml and eagles ml tomorrow sack up

Like the Chargers ML, but really have a hard time seeing the Eagles beating the Bears.

**Slipknot26** · 01-06-19, 12:54 AM

Originally posted by The Shooter

Like the Chargers ML, but really have a hard time seeing the Eagles beating the Bears.

This is Foles World , just be thankful he's letting us live in it .

**The Shooter** · 01-06-19, 01:12 AM

Originally posted by Slipknot26

This is Foles World , just be thankful he's letting us live in it .

That’s a GOOOOOOOOOOD BOY !!!!! GOOD BOYYY! Wanna treat ??? Huh? Want some chiiiiicken ya ugly mutt? Sit! Sit bit !! Gooood boy! Give THE SHOOTER a paw ! GOOOOOOOD BOY ! Now lay down and listen to your master. BEARS WIN TOMORROW ! Gooooood boy, gonto sleep now boy! That’s it SLEEEP! Night night ya filthy bitch !

night night poochie poo

**Slipknot26** · 01-06-19, 01:26 AM

That's it ??? That's all you got ?
Same old everyday slobbering sack of cummguzzle you throw out every couple of comments .
What a serious goddamn joke of life you have .
You going to have to get way more than you and Festoon in the thread daily if worried about ever getting views.
Make sure to hug toonie , tickle his fart box when you cuddle him tonight
Shooters World . Honestly sitback , listen to yourself , you're like a car salesman trying to sell a Lemon .
Keep up the humor though, it's good at times , thankfully it's not TV, new material is a bitch for you , I can tell .
Come on , bring that next comment tonigyt , you aren't going to bed you worried about the Shooter Thread lacking involvement .

**The Shooter** · 01-06-19, 02:34 AM

Originally posted by Slipknot26

That's it ??? That's all you got ?
Same old everyday slobbering sack of cummguzzle you throw out every couple of comments .
What a serious goddamn joke of life you have .
You going to have to get way more than you and Festoon in the thread daily if worried about ever getting views.
Make sure to hug toonie , tickle his fart box when you cuddle him tonight
Shooters World . Honestly sitback , listen to yourself , you're like a car salesman trying to sell a Lemon .
Keep up the humor though, it's good at times , thankfully it's not TV, new material is a bitch for you , I can tell .
Come on , bring that next comment tonigyt , you aren't going to bed you worried about the Shooter Thread lacking involvement .

Almost 13,000 views in 6 days pal. Who are you trying to kid ? What a joke of a life I have ? Like how many times do we have to go over this. Ya SHOOTERS WORLD. SHOOTERS THREAD. SHOOTERS BIG HEAVY SAUSAGE. Your still sitting here, scratching clawing, hoping, praying for a shot at the title. But you will never get it, your so far out of your weight class here. This is a heavyweight fight and your barely tipping the scales as a featherweight. When you look around the room, what do you see ? Aside from a perfectly moulded man, with the Perfect hair and and a pecker that would stretch the shit out of a porn stars meat curtains. You see a man, that just reeks of perfection, hundred dollar bills and lobster bisque. Your like an old bowl of New England clam chowder that’s been left in a box of cat litter in the basement of an Arizona home in the middle of July. It’s time that guys like....mutts like you realize that there are two kinds of men in this world. There are men that are the big cheese, ones that call the plays, a dictator so to speak. And their are yes men like you that always get the short end of the stick, the smallest Chicken wing in the pound, mop the floors and take it in the ass. When you start realizing that I’m the one who will be the giver, and your the one who will
always be taking. Once you realize that day after day, week after week, that THE SHOOTER will continue to be one of the best to ever do it, always be up money, and even in the midst of my darkest days, they will be brighter and more eventful then the most signigant day of your pitiful doggy life. When you start to realize that, you will gain just a smidge of advancement in your dreadful uneventful life. When I lay the plays, you jump at them, you seize the moment and give yourself a chance to benefit off the great ones moves. Until you see that you’ll always be the dog that never made it, the dog eating his Own shit and the most embarrassing clown in this entire forum. Go to bed tonight with some sort of sick and twisted satisfaction that THE SHOOTER took the time to grant you this humbling yet beneficial action to try and steer you in the right direction. Goodnight you sick little puppy, and get ready to hold my unit Tomorrow for my morning leak. THE SHOOTER WILL BE BACK YET AGAIN tomorrow to light the lamp, and keep the women moist and damp.

ALL ABOARD ! Even you ya stupid mutt.

CHO CHOOOO!

**cincinnatikid513** · 01-06-19, 02:46 AM

i don't know if the shooter is more rick rude or mr perfect

**The Shooter** · 01-06-19, 02:52 AM

Originally posted by cincinnatikid513

WOW !! That just might have gotten you out of the RatHouse! Too good

**Slipknot26** · 01-06-19, 05:26 AM

See you took an hour to fill out yet more car salesman novel BS
Now bend back over , touch your toes , let Toonie slide that weasel cockk right up your sphincter a little more before you head to the Asian Tranny Massage Parlor tomorrow to get your nails done and your tonsils split .
Keep carrying on Shooter , can't wait to see you get Carmax Salemans of the Year . I'll go ahead and congratulate you on your award .

**Festoon** · 01-06-19, 08:24 AM

Originally posted by Slipknot26

See you took an hour to fill out yet more car salesman novel BS
Now bend back over , touch your toes , let Toonie slide that weasel cockk right up your sphincter a little more before you head to the Asian Tranny Massage Parlor tomorrow to get your nails done and your tonsils split .
Keep carrying on Shooter , can't wait to see you get Carmax Salemans of the Year . I'll go ahead and congratulate you on your award .

LMAO! Not at you knot, he is absolutely destroying you..,looking at the time stamps, he took an hour to write a novel that has me laughing more since the old days of Saturday Night Live...then you come back three hours later with that...same old car salesman, gay scenario blah blah BS.. LOL...starting to wonder if you really are gay along with Fade and Ans...like you guys are obsessed with sucking diick and anal sex...On a serious note and I hate getting old...at first glance I thought you were a Star Wars fan and that was a pic of CHEWBACCA... upon closer look it is a dog

... maybe the ugliest dog I've ever seen and as dog lover I hate saying that. So now I get the ugly mutt jokes

**Festoon** · 01-06-19, 08:31 AM

Originally posted by cincinnatikid513

i don't know if the shooter is more rick rude or mr perfect

Good one Cinci...I can see why he let you out of the rat-house... Hands down I'd say Rick Rude...thanks for the memories...that was actually funny as fuk!

**The Shooter** · 01-06-19, 12:48 PM

3 unit Tease LAC +10.5/ Bears +1...7350/5000$

HERE IT IS FELLAS! We are going with another heavy duty 3 unit tease bomb. We get the chargers at 10.5 and Bears @ +1....

these games are def going to be better then saturfays set of games. We have a couplena dandy’s on our hands today !

LETS GET THE TRAIN ROLLIN !!!

CHO CHOOO

**The Shooter** · 01-06-19, 12:51 PM

Lac +130....1500/1950$ ml

And a small one unit play on the Chargers ML...1500/1950$....she’s gunna be a dandy boys !!

**The Shooter** · 01-06-19, 12:58 PM

Originally posted by Slipknot26

See you took an hour to fill out yet more car salesman novel BS
Now bend back over , touch your toes , let Toonie slide that weasel cockk right up your sphincter a little more before you head to the Asian Tranny Massage Parlor tomorrow to get your nails done and your tonsils split .
Keep carrying on Shooter , can't wait to see you get Carmax Salemans of the Year . I'll go ahead and congratulate you on your award .

For the last time R.I.P.....I sent you to doggy heaven. Tiny little unit on ya too...pink like a rooster dink. Have a good time up there with Lassy, and Super Dave. R.I.P...”He Was A Goooood Booooy!”

**The Shooter** · 01-06-19, 01:09 PM

Originally posted by Shute

Shooting blanks

Shooter Junior settle down

**The Shooter** · 01-06-19, 01:31 PM

Small One Unit Parlay...Vegas -1.5, WINN ML...500$/1450$

Something to sprinkle for my NHL lovers. Vegas is a tough place to play after being in town Saturday night and winding up a crazy night with the fellas. Also no taylor Hall for the devils. The Jets have lost 2 in a row and are due for a big one at home. Small one unit parlay here guys...Vegas by 2 and Jets money line.

500/1450$...!

Cho Cho baby

**The Shooter** · 01-06-19, 01:36 PM

20-14 current Record with + 16,750$

See if we can’t have ourselves a day here. Get that 16K up a c hair.

**The Shooter** · 01-06-19, 03:31 PM

Lets go!!!!

That was almost a dagger into the hearts of Charger fans there. If that was a fumble and a TD for BAL...it’s 12-10....Chargers stick to the game plan with a gutsy 4th & goal after being stuffed multiple times up the gut...20-3 is a big difference. Let’s keep that solid D up boys !

**The Shooter** · 01-06-19, 04:23 PM

Cha chinggggggg!!!!!! Chargers win!!!!

YESSSS SIR !!!!

way closer then it needed to be but we will cash another one !!

21-14...+18,700$

THATS THE WAY TO DO HER BOYS!!! Phillip Rivers the baby making bastard gets her done !

lets keep it going !!

CHOOOOOOOO CHOOOOOO

**The Shooter** · 01-06-19, 04:34 PM

Shooter Showing Brains....small hedge on Eagles

Big Ol Moosenuts with a brain of a god damn Sperm Whale!!!!

Im going to guarantee myself some change here fellas. Cashing 1950$ on the Chatgers ML. And a teaser on the line risking 7400/5K with just the Bears to win. I’m going to sprinkle a one unit wager on the eagles money line. I still like the Bears to win, but this is free money I would be pissing away with an upset by the eagles.

1750/4200....Eagles Money Line.

Could potentially still lose a little. But when you bet large sometimes you have to make the smart play. The Shooter has these big ol moosenuts and a Brain on him like a god damn sperm whale !!!

21-14....+18,700$

LETS GO BEARS !!!

**ans61201** · 01-06-19, 05:02 PM

What are your units? They never match. It’ll help ya with being a professional if your “units” have meaning.

You called a 1500 bet a 1 unit bet and a 7400 bet a 3 unit bet.

**The Shooter** · 01-06-19, 05:28 PM

[QUOTE=ans61201;28316076]What are your units? They never match. It’ll help ya with being a professional if your “units” have meaning.

My units are very similar. I don’t collect units from my bookie I collect cash. But let me be a little more specific for ya. My one unit wagers are 1k-1500$...2 units are 2-4K....3 units are anytning over 5K.

I’ll try and be a little more specific for you with my massive unit. I mean units. Instead of saying a small unit for instance like you have, I’ll say half a unit. I’ll try and break it down a little bit more specific for you so you can make some more money off these plays. Thanks for the tip. I’ll break it down to half units if that keeps everyone happier. No problem. I’m just used to collecting in cash not units. Good luck today.

**SEAHAWKHARRY** · 01-06-19, 05:30 PM

[QUOTE=The Shooter;28316173]

Originally posted by ans61201

What are your units? They never match. It’ll help ya with being a professional if your “units” have meaning.

My units are very similar. I don’t collect units from my bookie I collect cash. But let me be a little more specific for ya. My one unit wagers are 1k-1500$...2 units are 2-4K....3 units are anytning over 5K.

I’ll try and be a little more specific for you with my massive unit. I mean units. Instead of saying a small unit for instance like you have, I’ll say half a unit. I’ll try and break it down a little bit more specific for you so you can make some more money off these plays. Thanks for the tip. I’ll break it down to half units if that keeps everyone happier. No problem. I’m just used to collecting in cash not units. Good luck today.

That doesnt make sense.
A unit is a unit of measure a prosise number.
Say diamond platinum or titanium plays for range variances.
Shooter

**The Shooter** · 01-06-19, 05:39 PM

[QUOTE=SEAHAWKHARRY;28316180]

Originally posted by The Shooter

That doesnt make sense.
A unit is a unit of measure a prosise number.
Say diamond platinum or titanium plays for range variances.
Shooter

I’m more of a small, medium, large plays. Harry explain to me your unit sizes and how Seahawks breaks it down

**The Shooter** · 01-06-19, 05:40 PM

[QUOTE=The Shooter;28316207]

Originally posted by SEAHAWKHARRY

I’m more of a small, medium, large plays. Harry explain to me your unit sizes and how Seahawks breaks it down

Diamond would be small, ruby would be medium, and platinum could be large. Is that what your suggesting ?

**Festoon** · 01-06-19, 05:43 PM

[QUOTE=SEAHAWKHARRY;28316180]

Originally posted by The Shooter

That doesnt make sense.
A unit is a unit of measure a prosise number.
Say diamond platinum or titanium plays for range variances.
Shooter

Makes sense to me Harry...ur bang on

**The Shooter** · 01-06-19, 05:51 PM

Shooters Units: Gold, Platinum, Diamond

Thanks to a uncle Harry, he brought a solid idea here to my attention. Since I’m not really into Units as much as much as AnusBoy, CinnciRat, and ShockDocta, I’m going to break my plays down like this:

Gold: will be 750$-2000$

Platinum : 2000$-4000$

Diamond: 4500$-10,000$

Keep your eyes out for the shooter diamonds those things last forever. You other fellas can continue to pull on your units. Not really into Units, I don’t mind slapping my big ol Irish Shillelagh off a couple a defined cheekbones every now and again but the Shooter doesn’t play with Units.

Thank you Harry,

Love everyone’s favourite Capper,

BIG DADDY SHOOTER!