Major Life Goals/Changes in 2019

[Sam Odom]

Exercise more and longer

Less alcohol intake

Better diet

So... basically the same old shit year after yr

Sammy can see 70yo around the corner

[jjgold]

Better gambler
Better eater

[Bostongambler]

Buy a new pair of spandex
Buy a new spoon
Buy a new bib


Join an eating team and travel North America.

[maggiethebestdog]

I am going to try and only masturbate every hour during the day instead of every half hour

[dante1]

I am going to try and only masturbate every hour during the day instead of every half hour

this handjob is the lad who calls other people illiterate and then produces this shit..."I am going to try and only". And believe me, this asshole has no idea what is incorrect with that phrase. Also, he has trouble with "to", "too" and "two."

he is "going to try and only" fckin idiot. you might say so what, he is an idiot. and I agree however this subnormal idiot has the unmitigated gall to toss around the word "illiterate," at others. How about that for brass balls?

and he thought he was so clever with this handjob phrase.

[RudyRuetigger]

Sammy I thought becoming pro might be listed

Sad

[gauchojake]

Worry about today. Tomorrow is not a guarantee.

[RudyRuetigger]

Worry about today. Tomorrow is not a guarantee.

jake i only worry if 1 of the beer cans on my coffee table is still full

[daneblazer]

Fart less

[RudyRuetigger]

Fart less

are you going to become a soy boy and not eat meat or drink protein shakes????

my farts are the best and i love smelling them and laughing when others have to

that is a highlight

[Slipknot26]

Increasing 401k to 10% Max weekly
Add in we have a pension , start planning for retirement in 10 years .
Getting old , tired of waking up at 3:30 daily , getting home at 6 pm .

[daneblazer]

are you going to become a soy boy and not eat meat or drink protein shakes????

my farts are the best and i love smelling them and laughing when others have to

that is a highlight

no not cutting out meat or protein shakes. Not sure how I’ll do it. Farting while going up the escalator has always been the highlight of going to the mall or airport

[VeggieDog]

Don't make any big changes on Jan. 1. You will fail. Wait until about March.

[stevek173]

Do well enough in poker to be adequately rolled to take it to Vegas

Get back in shape

Find a nice woman

No felonies

Fart more

[2daBank]

Increasing 401k to 10% Max weekly
Add in we have a pension , start planning for retirement in 10 years .
Getting old , tired of waking up at 3:30 daily , getting home at 6 pm .

Man I’m so sick of working, couldn’t even imagine how I’d feel if I worked in my 20s instead of doing illegal shit! Lol

[2daBank]

Do well enough in poker to be adequately rolled to take it to Vegas

Get back in shape

Find a nice woman

No felonies

Fart more

No felonies a good one, im gonna try that myself! Seems like a fairly attainable goal!

[kidcudi92]

Get Mo back on SBR

[Brock Landers]

Fuckk a black broad

[2daBank]

Fuckk a black broad

I’m sure that be super exciting for her.

[stevek173]

I want to find love

[VeggieDog]

Fuckk a black broad

Eww.... If it happens, you should publish a book on how to get past the smell.

[19th Hole]

this handjob is the lad who calls other people illiterate and then produces this shit..."I am going to try and only". And believe me, this asshole has no idea what is incorrect with that phrase. Also, he has trouble with "to", "too" and "two."


he is "going to try and only" fckin idiot. you might say so what, he is an idiot. and I agree however this subnormal idiot has the unmitigated gall to toss around the word "illiterate," at others. How about that for brass balls?
and he thought he was so clever with this handjob phrase.

Someone knows how to push your buttons.

[19th Hole]

I want to find love

Look in the basement where you have the children chained.

[2daBank]

Look in the basement where you have the children chained.

Damn!

[stevek173]

Idiot.

Hope your wife dies in front of you from the AIDS you gave her, scumbag.

[jjgold]

SteveyK with a good answer

[stevek173]

It's actually true too Coach. I know someone that knows 19th's wife. He's been saying she's sick with asthma but the truth is he gave her AIDS that he got by sleeping with men on the side. She's been leaning towards divorcing him because of this but she's so sick that she doesn't want to deal with it. It's just a shame man. She's a nice lady and he's really ruined her life with his need for rooster.

[Sam Odom]

thread went off the rails

[stevek173]

Sorry Sammy and I'm also sorry that I had to out 19th here, I hope he doesn't hurt himself or anything like that.

I didn't want anything to do with him but I'm not going to just sit here and have some loser slander me.

So it is what it is.