What does Jason Garrett have to do to get fired?

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  • pavyracer
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 04-12-07
    • 82686

    #1
    What does Jason Garrett have to do to get fired?
    He just looks like a deer in the headlights. No emotion. How can the team get inspired by a coach that always looks like a statue in a museum?
  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #2
    No idea

    He needs to go
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    • Ari Gold
      SBR Sharp
      • 09-24-09
      • 412

      #3
      He is the ultimate YES Man

      “Yes Jerry, is that how you want it Jerry, anything for you Jerry”

      In order to get fired he has to tell Jerry NO which he will never do.
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      • Renegades
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 10-12-11
        • 5290

        #4
        He spits weird too. He spits but like nothing comes out. Its like he just does it to calm his nerves
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        • Louisvillekid1
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 10-17-07
          • 52143

          #5
          Grow a pair

          J Jones is the definition of a spoiled brat
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          • GATOR 1
            SBR High Roller
            • 10-04-18
            • 246

            #6
            I had a girlfriend like that..lol
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            • lonegambler23
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 06-22-16
              • 9760

              #7
              run run pass lmao. why do you think theyre so bad?
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              • bosigga
                SBR MVP
                • 09-26-10
                • 1312

                #8
                Garrett sucks
                Dak sucks
                OC sucks

                Predictable and pathetic
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                • jjgold
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 07-20-05
                  • 388179

                  #9
                  He could get fired after the game
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                  • Booya711
                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                    • 12-20-11
                    • 27329

                    #10
                    Jerry doesn’t care....cowboys are the most profitable organization of any league and team....
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                    • Mr KLC
                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                      • 12-19-07
                      • 31097

                      #11
                      Admittedly, there's always the possibility the Cowboys fire Jason Garrett post-game and has to ride back on the cheerleaders bus.
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                      • packerd_00
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 05-22-13
                        • 17804

                        #12
                        Ive been saying this about McCarthy for ages,some head coaches are just loved by the owners,they wont get rid of them.
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                        • shocka1212
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 10-06-12
                          • 16788

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Mr KLC
                          Admittedly, there's always the possibility the Cowboys fire Jason Garrett post-game and has to ride back on the cheerleaders bus.
                          doubt it. Jerry needs his puppet in place
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                          • keely85
                            SBR MVP
                            • 01-04-15
                            • 4296

                            #14
                            Jerry can’t be too mad when he’s calling the shots.
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                            • Slipknot26
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 07-17-15
                              • 5046

                              #15
                              Because it's Jerry's team unlike some past coaches who ran the show .
                              Jerry doesn't like people talking back . He doesn't give a shit they suck , he's making money hand over fist on these losers
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                              • marcoloco
                                SBR MVP
                                • 07-05-10
                                • 3986

                                #16
                                JJ will probably need to kick the bucket first
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                                • thechaoz
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 10-23-09
                                  • 12154

                                  #17
                                  People still care about the cowboys?

                                  One playoff win since the late 90s?
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                                  • Hot Jerry
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 08-16-13
                                    • 5545

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Ari Gold
                                    He is the ultimate YES Man

                                    “Yes Jerry, is that how you want it Jerry, anything for you Jerry”

                                    In order to get fired he has to tell Jerry NO which he will never do.
                                    Well for 5 + mills a year I think I would do same thing - YES MR JERRY and HOW HIGH SIR !!
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                                    • reigle9
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 10-25-07
                                      • 17879

                                      #19
                                      he's like the white version of a black head coach

                                      i wanted this loser gone when i last watched nfl idk how many years ago
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                                      • ans61201
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 10-11-15
                                        • 3661

                                        #20
                                        The most Jason Garrett thing ever:

                                        Down 14 4th 10 dak throws it out of the end zone as he gets hit. Camera zooms to daks face in disappointment and right behind him you can see Garrett clapping his god damn hands.
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                                        • GUMMO77
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 08-23-10
                                          • 9294

                                          #21
                                          What does Jason Garrett have to do to get fired?

                                          Be black.
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                                          • reigle9
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 10-25-07
                                            • 17879

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by GUMMO77
                                            What does Jason Garrett have to do to get fired?


                                            Be black.
                                            unreal

                                            you make me want to smash my head against a wall

                                            do less drugs fuckwad
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                                            • GUMMO77
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 08-23-10
                                              • 9294

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by reigle9
                                              unreal

                                              you make me want to smash my head against a wall

                                              do less drugs fuckwad
                                              Last edited by GUMMO77; 11-06-18, 02:18 AM.
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                                              • Roadtrip635
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 12-07-10
                                                • 6129

                                                #24
                                                Garrett saw Jerry kill a hooker on his party bus and knows where the body is buried.
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                                                • GUMMO77
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 08-23-10
                                                  • 9294

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by reigle9
                                                  he's like the white version of a black head coach
                                                  Originally posted by GUMMO77
                                                  What does Jason Garrett have to do to get fired?


                                                  Be black.
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                                                  • chico2663
                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                    • 09-02-10
                                                    • 36915

                                                    #26
                                                    hey i am ****** my 2 favorite teams dallas and cincy. Born in killeen texas and season tix to bengals for 13 years. Bad owner jones and mike brown. Worse coaches garret and marvin lewis. I can't wait til college basketball.
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                                                    • reigle9
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 10-25-07
                                                      • 17879

                                                      #27
                                                      chico, please stop saying bad words
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                                                      • Joey Vigs
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 06-10-18
                                                        • 1425

                                                        #28
                                                        Jerrah would never fire Garrett. He’s a puppet. JJ is the head coach
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                                                        • VeggieDog
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 02-21-09
                                                          • 7214

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Mr KLC
                                                          Admittedly, there's always the possibility the Cowboys fire Jason Garrett post-game and has to ride back on the cheerleaders bus.
                                                          Shitte, sign me up! If this bus is arocking, don't come aknocking.
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                                                          • jjgold
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 07-20-05
                                                            • 388179

                                                            #30
                                                            Prescott is horrific
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                                                            • 2daBank
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 01-26-09
                                                              • 88966

                                                              #31
                                                              Long as he lets Jerry’s pull his strings he safe for life! Or until Jerry needs a scapegoat. But who the hell will coach this team? Nobody with any clout gonna go there and deal w jerry bs.
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                                                              • 19th Hole
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 03-22-09
                                                                • 18930

                                                                #32
                                                                Garret is a great coach. Perfect fit for the Cowgirl's underachievers.
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                                                                • wikkidinsane
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 05-30-10
                                                                  • 13799

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Change his race.
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                                                                  • mtofell
                                                                    SBR Wise Guy
                                                                    • 09-21-13
                                                                    • 744

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Maybe this would work.....

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                                                                    • jjgold
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 07-20-05
                                                                      • 388179

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by reigle9
                                                                      he's like the white version of a black head coach

                                                                      i wanted this loser gone when i last watched nfl idk how many years ago
                                                                      exactly
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