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  • JoeCool20
    SBR MVP
    • 05-31-18
    • 4440

    #1
    I can't bet my way out of a wet paper sack.
    Who has a winner this weekend?

    I'll see if other people can pick winners.
  • cincinnatikid513
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 11-23-17
    • 45360

    #2
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    • Foxx
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 05-25-11
      • 5832

      #3
      If your insticts suck, just bet the opposite Joe.
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      • lonegambler23
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 06-22-16
        • 9760

        #4
        maybe time to hang it up
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        • juicername
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 10-14-15
          • 6906

          #5
          Just keep your cool Joe and you'll turn it around.
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          • JAKEPEAVY21
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 03-11-11
            • 29436

            #6
            no shit, you're a fukkin moron

            many have been trying to tell you for awhile, glad you finally see the light
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            • Ratpack
              SBR MVP
              • 02-15-12
              • 4133

              #7
              duke over georgia tech
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              • franklee168
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 03-06-11
                • 5544

                #8
                Originally posted by JAKEPEAVY21
                no shit, you're a fukkin moron

                many have been trying to tell you for awhile, glad you finally see the light
                Confirmed.
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                • jts1207
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 12-15-16
                  • 8011

                  #9
                  Originally posted by JAKEPEAVY21
                  no shit, you're a fukkin moron

                  many have been trying to tell you for awhile, glad you finally see the light


                  Confirmed.
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                  • JAKEPEAVY21
                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                    • 03-11-11
                    • 29436

                    #10
                    Originally posted by franklee168
                    Confirmed.
                    wow, it really must be true if forum nice guy franklee168 is piling on!!

                    no idea how he is not banned after PMing me(and probably others last night) trying to bet(more likely attempted scam and freeroll) on the NFL game. Not only that, he started a thread asking if anyone wanted to bet him. I know he has been warned about this before, how on Earth is his "message me" still there? Joe is obviously not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
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                    • jjgold
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 07-20-05
                      • 388179

                      #11
                      Take the dogs tonight college football
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                      • danshan11
                        SBR MVP
                        • 07-08-17
                        • 4101

                        #12
                        Broncos Under is crazy, I bet the chicken, the ranch and the dog on the Under, expecting in the 20s strong blowing winds and heavy snow, I cant imagine, the turf kings putting up big numbers on Sunday in those conditions and Keenum cant score 20 points, 51.5 is not fair that line is super high, I am guessing 21-10ish
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                        • JoeCool20
                          SBR MVP
                          • 05-31-18
                          • 4440

                          #13
                          Originally posted by JAKEPEAVY21
                          wow, it really must be true if forum nice guy franklee168 is piling on!!

                          no idea how he is not banned after PMing me(and probably others last night) trying to bet(more likely attempted scam and freeroll) on the NFL game. Not only that, he started a thread asking if anyone wanted to bet him. I know he has been warned about this before, how on Earth is his "message me" still there? Joe is obviously not the sharpest knife in the drawer.



                          LOL Damn Jake Pee-pee! Not only are you a tattle-tail like a freakin school-girl, but you are a liar too!

                          I've never been "warned" about that shit before, or I wouldn't have done it! what an absolute lie!

                          I truly picked you out because I thought you were cool man.


                          And really you're the biggest dik on the whole site! And you fukin told on me like a child.

                          What a mistake I made. I picked out a wanna-be moderator who tells on people and also tells blatant fukin lies!

                          Damn man leave it alone! I got a 1 point infraction for the dumb shit that you tattled on me about.

                          haven't you already done enough you freakin moderator wanna be-school girl tattle tail?

                          Please don't add freakin blatant lies to the crap, just leave me alone.
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                          • 2daBank
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 01-26-09
                            • 88966

                            #14
                            Originally posted by JAKEPEAVY21
                            wow, it really must be true if forum nice guy franklee168 is piling on!!

                            no idea how he is not banned after PMing me(and probably others last night) trying to bet(more likely attempted scam and freeroll) on the NFL game. Not only that, he started a thread asking if anyone wanted to bet him. I know he has been warned about this before, how on Earth is his "message me" still there? Joe is obviously not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
                            Oh wow. I was thinking “man you guys being harsh! Poor guy down and you kicking him”, lol. I guess makes sense now.
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                            • JAKEPEAVY21
                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                              • 03-11-11
                              • 29436

                              #15
                              Originally posted by JoeCool20
                              LOL Damn Jake Pee-pee! Not only are you a tattle-tail like a freakin school-girl, but you are a liar too!

                              I've never been "warned" about that shit before, or I wouldn't have done it! what an absolute lie!

                              I truly picked you out because I thought you were cool man.


                              And really you're the biggest dik on the whole site! And you fukin told on me like a child.

                              What a mistake I made. I picked out a wanna-be moderator who tells on people and also tells blatant fukin lies!

                              Damn man leave it alone! I got a 1 point infraction for the dumb shit that you tattled on me about.

                              haven't you already done enough you freakin moderator wanna be-school girl tattle tail?

                              Please don't add freakin blatant lies to the crap, just leave me alone.
                              why in the world would I bet anything vs a stranger on the internet?

                              I wasn't born yesterday buddy
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                              • 2daBank
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 01-26-09
                                • 88966

                                #16
                                Keep your head up pal. We all go thru bad times doing this shit. Just stay within your means and relax, maybe take a day or 2 off.
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                                • JoeCool20
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 05-31-18
                                  • 4440

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by danshan11
                                  Broncos Under is crazy, I bet the chicken, the ranch and the dog on the Under, expecting in the 20s strong blowing winds and heavy snow, I cant imagine, the turf kings putting up big numbers on Sunday in those conditions and Keenum cant score 20 points, 51.5 is not fair that line is super high, I am guessing 21-10ish


                                  Hey thanks buddy, I'll take a look at that under. At least I get one positive post out of 10 on here.

                                  This site is nothing but a bunch of childish idiots running their mouths through the safety of a computer.

                                  They have absolutely NOTHING to add, so they just make fools of themselves with one imbecilic post after another.
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                                  • Optional
                                    Administrator
                                    • 06-10-10
                                    • 62179

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by JoeCool20




                                    LOL Damn Jake Pee-pee! Not only are you a tattle-tail like a freakin school-girl, but you are a liar too!

                                    I've never been "warned" about that shit before, or I wouldn't have done it! what an absolute lie!

                                    I truly picked you out because I thought you were cool man.


                                    And really you're the biggest dik on the whole site! And you fukin told on me like a child.

                                    What a mistake I made. I picked out a wanna-be moderator who tells on people and also tells blatant fukin lies!

                                    Damn man leave it alone! I got a 1 point infraction for the dumb shit that you tattled on me about.

                                    haven't you already done enough you freakin moderator wanna be-school girl tattle tail?

                                    Please don't add freakin blatant lies to the crap, just leave me alone.
                                    You must have forgotten it Joe. But I have told you about no cash bets before.

                                    SBR Drew whispered in my ear to Take the Bucs +3. He's been pretty hot.
                                    .
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                                    • JoeCool20
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 05-31-18
                                      • 4440

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by JAKEPEAVY21
                                      why in the world would I bet anything vs a stranger on the internet?

                                      I wasn't born yesterday buddy




                                      Why didn't you say that to me on private chat instead of telling on me like a freakin school girl.

                                      "I would have said OK forget it then pal."

                                      Or why didn't you tell me to erase it because it was against the rules?

                                      Any freakin thing but the wanna be moderator tattle tail bullsheit man! Damn! What the hell?
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                                      • JoeCool20
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 05-31-18
                                        • 4440

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Optional
                                        You must have forgotten it Joe. But I have told you about no cash bets before.

                                        SBR Drew whispered in my ear to Take the Bucs +3. He's been pretty hot.




                                        Well I certainly can't bet you that you didn't tell me that! LOL If you showed it to me then I'd say I was dead wrong.

                                        And also, If you did then obviously I forgot it!!
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                                        • JoeCool20
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 05-31-18
                                          • 4440

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by 2daBank
                                          Keep your head up pal. We all go thru bad times doing this shit. Just stay within your means and relax, maybe take a day or 2 off.



                                          thanks buddy, for every 10 immature idiot asz-holes on here, there is one guy who knows how to be sincere and polite.

                                          Hats off to you buddy.
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                                          • JoeCool20
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 05-31-18
                                            • 4440

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Optional
                                            You must have forgotten it Joe. But I have told you about no cash bets before.

                                            SBR Drew whispered in my ear to Take the Bucs +3. He's been pretty hot.





                                            I wish everything I said or did could go through you first.

                                            And then you could put whatever wasn't no good in the trash, and post the rest for me! LOL


                                            Then I'd never get in trouble on here!
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                                            • 2daBank
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 01-26-09
                                              • 88966

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by JoeCool20
                                              thanks buddy, for every 10 immature idiot asz-holes on here, there is one guy who knows how to be sincere and polite.

                                              Hats off to you buddy.
                                              For some reason guys around here like to pretend they have never went thru bad stretches or how it feels. I got news for ya, if they been gambling for any amount of time and say otherwise they are liars. We all been there!! If I come across something I really like (unfortunately didn’t see this before the mlb game) I will be sure to let you know and tell ya why I like it.
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                                              • MakeitRain
                                                SBR Sharp
                                                • 10-18-11
                                                • 335

                                                #24
                                                Uab -16.5 tomorrow
                                                Seriously
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                                                • kingdom
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 07-25-10
                                                  • 10099

                                                  #25
                                                  uva +7
                                                  illini +10.5
                                                  col +7
                                                  nw -3
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                                                  • JoeCool20
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 05-31-18
                                                    • 4440

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by 2daBank
                                                    For some reason guys around here like to pretend they have never went thru bad stretches or how it feels. I got news for ya, if they been gambling for any amount of time and say otherwise they are liars. We all been there!! If I come across something I really like (unfortunately didn’t see this before the mlb game) I will be sure to let you know and tell ya why I like it.



                                                    Yeah and you know how it goes during those bad stretches too! It all started because I wanted the eagles last night!

                                                    I couldn't get any money in because I had just come off the golf course and it was about to start.


                                                    So I finally found a friend and the dude took the eagles so I booked it and lost!

                                                    Now I've parlayed that loss with South FLA tonight. And I just took Air F in the 1st half.

                                                    Every body knows how this shit is going to turn out.


                                                    Instead of being up on my Eagles bet, I'm going to end up losing thousands trying to get it back.

                                                    And all some idiots on here can do is be rude and insensitive? I just don't get it.
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                                                    • lonegambler23
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 06-22-16
                                                      • 9760

                                                      #27
                                                      joe time for an atomic bomb to get the vibe back
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                                                      • 2daBank
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 01-26-09
                                                        • 88966

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by JoeCool20
                                                        Yeah and you know how it goes during those bad stretches too! It all started because I wanted the eagles last night!

                                                        I couldn't get any money in because I had just come off the golf course and it was about to start.


                                                        So I finally found a friend and the dude took the eagles so I booked it and lost!

                                                        Now I've parlayed that loss with South FLA tonight. And I just took Air F in the 1st half.

                                                        Every body knows how this shit is going to turn out.


                                                        Instead of being up on my Eagles bet, I'm going to end up losing thousands trying to get it back.

                                                        And all some idiots on here can do is be rude and insensitive? I just don't get it.
                                                        Makes them feel better about all their massive shortcomings. I wouldn’t sweat it.
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                                                        • franklee168
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 03-06-11
                                                          • 5544

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by JoeCool20
                                                          thanks buddy, for every 10 immature idiot asz-holes on here, there is one guy who knows how to be sincere and polite.

                                                          Hats off to you buddy.

                                                          I would never confirm unless I thought it was true. You talking all that shit the other night on the tables was the only reason I confirmed. Don't act like your shit don't stink. If you're big enough to drunk talk, expect the wrath afterwards. Being drunk is no excuse to spew out hate. Think on that.
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                                                          • JoeCool20
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 05-31-18
                                                            • 4440

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by franklee168
                                                            I would never confirm unless I thought it was true. You talking all that shit the other night on the tables was the only reason I confirmed. Don't act like your shit don't stink. If you're big enough to drunk talk, expect the wrath afterwards. Being drunk is no excuse to spew out hate. Think on that.


                                                            What the hell are you talking about? Is there a way to get the chat log from the other night?


                                                            Yes I was about half-drunk, but all I remember is a bunch of us having a lot of fun on the chat!


                                                            What kind of "shit" are you claiming I was talking the other night? Did I offend you somehow?


                                                            Well what was it that I said to you? I may need to apologize because I don't even remember who you are!

                                                            And what kind of "wrath" was there afterwards? Your little one word post on here from earlier? LOL

                                                            I'd like to bet you that I wasn't "spewing out hate" to anyone in the poker game. (But we can't bet!!)
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                                                            • franklee168
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 03-06-11
                                                              • 5544

                                                              #31
                                                              Check around and get back to me. Again, drunk talk doesn't fly with me in my world.
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                                                              • JoeCool20
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 05-31-18
                                                                • 4440

                                                                #32
                                                                You can't even get "drunk" on that stupid FLA beer. The alcohol content is too low.
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                                                                • JoeCool20
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 05-31-18
                                                                  • 4440

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by franklee168
                                                                  Check around and get back to me. Again, drunk talk doesn't fly with me in my world.



                                                                  If you can't "confirm" any of my supposed "drunk talk" any better than saying "check around",

                                                                  then how about leaving it alone.


                                                                  You get on here and run your mouth accusing me of "drunk talk" and then you say "check around" when I ask


                                                                  you to tell me what I said that offended you? Come on man.


                                                                  Either actually "confirm" something or stop being obtuse.
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                                                                  • franklee168
                                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                    • 03-06-11
                                                                    • 5544

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by JoeCool20
                                                                    You can't even get "drunk" on that stupid FLA beer. The alcohol content is too low.
                                                                    LOL yeah, I was drunk and couldn't type. But the dumbest thing I did was play pretty good poker that night and

                                                                    then get to the final table and all of a sudden I called an all in bet when I had ace high-no pair!


                                                                    I quickly lost and then I had wasted over an hour of my time with that idiocy.


                                                                    Your quote. I'm done. GL on your plays.
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                                                                    • JoeCool20
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 05-31-18
                                                                      • 4440

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by franklee168
                                                                      LOL yeah, I was drunk and couldn't type. But the dumbest thing I did was play pretty good poker that night and

                                                                      then get to the final table and all of a sudden I called an all in bet when I had ace high-no pair!


                                                                      I quickly lost and then I had wasted over an hour of my time with that idiocy.


                                                                      Your quote. I'm done. GL on your plays.



                                                                      LOL Now you have spent time on this earth going and finding one of my posts?

                                                                      I guess I'm Sorry to tell you, but I was nowhere near as drunk as I could have been if it wasn't FLA beer! LOL

                                                                      I was about to tell you this EXACT thing on here!! That I made it ALL THE WAY to the final table and then made a dumb call. But I thought a lot of us had a lot of fun on the chat.

                                                                      What the hell part of that is offensive to you? Nothing? OK then stop with the "drunk talk" crap if you have nothing to back it up.
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