I warned the mutha fukka..........
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ol possumboy always calls me a google lawyer????
well, I'm googlin' Grannie's possum vittles recipe right now.....
vitterd gotta eat...........Comment -
youtube apparently giving me the treatment they gave that whore that shot up the place; had to fuk with em to get it to playComment -
Those things are hard to keep away, son of a bees love food
Use garbage fasteners and tell your wife to stop feeding the birds it’ll will solve your problem.Comment -
I don't mind puttin' bullets in the mangy damn things..... or doin' catch and release if I'm in a good, feeling charitable mood.....
but last night I'm downing a goose ipa and the fukker pops out from behind my barbque pit and hisses at me, about makin' me do the equivalent of no1here and spill my drink, and then shagged ass behind the barbeque pit again.....
so, I casually got up, and told him, "JJ, I'm going to get my .22, if you're still out here when I get back, I'll call mayela and tell her youre not coming back"..... "he's gone".... just like if your mob crew turned on you and wacked you.... "you're gone"....
well, he didn't heed the warning, but took off when he saw me, requiring a perfectly placed open site shot through the dome at about twenty yards on the run..... his buddy popped out and made a run for it, right by my leg, so I russell exerlaben'd his ass as he went by, and even christian ronaldo would've been proud with the contact I made, sending that mother fukker into the cedar fence so hard it damn near broke the plank he hit.....
fortunately for that fukkker, he landed right where my f'n dog has been trying to dig his way outta DonkLand, and made it under the fence before I could level off the sites of that .22 on him......
but, tonight is another night......Comment -
I heard vittard wears woman’s panties and has multiple stalking chargesComment -
no surprise there, and apparently he's kinked and likes shittin' into them, as he's been shitting his pants all week due to the repubs ramming kavvy up the libs asses, and down their throats, in what can best be defined as a "classic devil's triangle front and back end"
fuk vittered.....Comment -
Those types of animals love filth and bad neighborhoods. Get some money and move to a nicer area.Comment -
they also love, apparently, several acre compounds that deer are free to roam free, pussy thrives in, and I've learned the sound vibrations from six bose 901's mounted around the pool house must attract them....
or mabye it's the sweet, warm butter smell of that poontang..... not sureComment -
Takes a real man to shoot a possum. Congrats!!!Comment -
Most people don't know they are part of the Vitterd familyComment -
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