Vegas Bash Dinner: How I Narrowly Escaped Comedian Bob Levy's Onslaught Unscathed
The Vegas Bash was fantastic.
I met many great guys.
At dinner, i sat at a table with SBR Tony, JJgold, Downsouth, pimike, powerz, Brock, Akillies/Blackbart (rx & sbr), Sharky99, and Mr Leisure.
We all had great conversation.
Not long after we finished eating, comedian Bob Levy introduced himself.
About 5 minutes in, it became evident that WE would be his material for the night.
Mr Leisure later told me that he assumed we would be safe sitting in the middle of the room.
Apparently he was taking precautions early on!
Turned out Comedian Levy was spending the majority of his time right in front of our table.
As he looked around, finding victim after victim, i realized that nobody was safe!
One poor guy couldn't even finish fixing his plate of food without falling prey.
As i cringed further into my seat, with phone in my face checking SBR & Therx forums, i suddenly realized the current joke he was hurling about.
He was asking people in the crowd how they go about watching porn.
On their pc, tv, maybe even their cell phone???
Then it hit me!
If he saw me crouched in the seat with my eyes glued to the phone, i was actually making myself more vulnerable!
Indecisive, thinking that I'm in a no-win situation here because he's gone thru just about everyone around me & if i sit up & make eye contact, I'm doomed!
That's the moment i looked across the table, and Rx poster Mr Leisure, ALSO had slid down in his seat & had his cell 2 inches from his face!
He was fidgety & in panic mode, admitting to me he "didn't know what to do" in fear of being targeted next.
Then suddenly, i realized, there were only 3 of us left at the table.
Turns out SBR Tony, JJ, Downsouth, pimike, Brock, Blackbart, and Sharky were gone!
Those bastards had planned their escape early on!
As the relentless comedian made his way back towards our table, Mr Leisure says "I need to get out of here".
I told him "But if we get up to walk out, he's going to see both of us and say"... "Look at those 2 Fuc**ers, going up to their room to cuddle!"
It was hopeless!
But suddenly, someone at the front spoke aloud, and Mr Levy made his way towards them.
With his back facing us, the three of us, scurried towards the exit!
In jubilation, we talked about it, and as survivors, went our separate ways.
I know this story is hard to imagine for those that didn't attend, but those that did know what im talking about lol.
In all seriousness guys it was a lot of fun.
Bob Levy was halarious & did a great job.
Thanks to everyone at SBR who was involved in every way!
We should rename it The SBR Blast instead of bash.
Because that's exactly what it was.
I met many great guys.
At dinner, i sat at a table with SBR Tony, JJgold, Downsouth, pimike, powerz, Brock, Akillies/Blackbart (rx & sbr), Sharky99, and Mr Leisure.
We all had great conversation.
Not long after we finished eating, comedian Bob Levy introduced himself.
About 5 minutes in, it became evident that WE would be his material for the night.
Mr Leisure later told me that he assumed we would be safe sitting in the middle of the room.
Apparently he was taking precautions early on!
Turned out Comedian Levy was spending the majority of his time right in front of our table.
As he looked around, finding victim after victim, i realized that nobody was safe!
One poor guy couldn't even finish fixing his plate of food without falling prey.
As i cringed further into my seat, with phone in my face checking SBR & Therx forums, i suddenly realized the current joke he was hurling about.
He was asking people in the crowd how they go about watching porn.
On their pc, tv, maybe even their cell phone???
Then it hit me!
If he saw me crouched in the seat with my eyes glued to the phone, i was actually making myself more vulnerable!
Indecisive, thinking that I'm in a no-win situation here because he's gone thru just about everyone around me & if i sit up & make eye contact, I'm doomed!
That's the moment i looked across the table, and Rx poster Mr Leisure, ALSO had slid down in his seat & had his cell 2 inches from his face!
He was fidgety & in panic mode, admitting to me he "didn't know what to do" in fear of being targeted next.
Then suddenly, i realized, there were only 3 of us left at the table.
Turns out SBR Tony, JJ, Downsouth, pimike, Brock, Blackbart, and Sharky were gone!
Those bastards had planned their escape early on!
As the relentless comedian made his way back towards our table, Mr Leisure says "I need to get out of here".
I told him "But if we get up to walk out, he's going to see both of us and say"... "Look at those 2 Fuc**ers, going up to their room to cuddle!"
It was hopeless!
But suddenly, someone at the front spoke aloud, and Mr Levy made his way towards them.
With his back facing us, the three of us, scurried towards the exit!
In jubilation, we talked about it, and as survivors, went our separate ways.
I know this story is hard to imagine for those that didn't attend, but those that did know what im talking about lol.
In all seriousness guys it was a lot of fun.
Bob Levy was halarious & did a great job.
Thanks to everyone at SBR who was involved in every way!
We should rename it The SBR Blast instead of bash.
Because that's exactly what it was.
