Can we get a short list of what you consider a nice city?
I’ve been in a lot of shiiiiity cities in my life, grew up in del City Ok which is a huge shithole. Neither Santa Cruz nor Colorado Springs is a shithole by any measure, so plz bless us with your list to critique
Kraken, you are correct in picking up on the fact there are not many places that make my cut.
I will not give a list to reveal myself. However when I lived in the Bay Area, I was in Atherton.
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The Kraken
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12-25-11
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#39
Ya Atherton is well within our range of possibility
pretty much Santa Cruz, Scotts Valley, Ben Lomond, Los Gatos, Cupertino, Atherton, campbell, actually all of San Jose/Santa clara area, Eastern San Mateo would be as far west as we would go
We’re starting in Santa Cruz, Ben Lomond and Scotts Valley, will work North from there
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LVHerbie
SBR Hall of Famer
09-15-05
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#40
If you were going up the mountains a bit I could help with things to do but Colorado Springs (with the cadets nearby) is conservative as fukk. You have to drive to Manitou Springs to buy recreational since the prohibitionist in CS prefer a flourishing black market with the tax dollars going to their neighbors so I avoid it like the plaque.
Anyhow just pretend your in a bigger version of Kilgore and I'm sure you can imagine all of the exciting options available to you and softball kiddos...
Opie there would have been plenty of shit to keep the girls occupied for a couple hours while you sneak away to donate on the penny slots you enjoy so much but get denied access to living in backwards Texas.
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#42
Originally posted by grease lightnin
In Northern Michigan.
Rented a sweet tritoon, grilled out, bond fire. Stars are unreal.
Turns out everybody here DOES know Opie. Dropping his name has netted a free beer in every instance so far.
Cheers, Opie.
lol looking at stars..where are you Bro?? I will fuk you up
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The Kraken
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12-25-11
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#43
Originally posted by jjgold
lol looking at stars..where are you Bro?? I will fuk you up
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grease lightnin
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10-01-12
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#44
Originally posted by jjgold
lol looking at stars..where are you Bro?? I will fuk you up
I am way up north.
You have probably never seen the sky before in the shitholes you frequent. JJ summers in Clifton and winters in Ocala.
Come up here, we will play Marco Polo, and I will dunk your head under and make you swallow a bunch of lake water motherfukker
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ChuckyTheGoat
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04-04-11
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#45
Opie, a lot of smaller casinos in Colorado. Go in there. Give us a report, pal.
Where's the fuckin power box, Carol?
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lakerboy
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04-02-09
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#46
Originally posted by grease lightnin
I am way up north.
You have probably never seen the sky before in the shitholes you frequent. JJ summers in Clifton and winters in Ocala.
Come up here, we will play Marco Polo, and I will dunk your head under and make you swallow a bunch of lake water motherfukker
Funny how everyone goes all the way up to Mackinaw City in the summer. No one dare goes up there in the winter.
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jjgold
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07-20-05
388179
#47
Laker most people too soft to be in cold weather
I walk in 10 degree weather all the time at least 1 hr
We chew guys alive that live in the warm climate
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grease lightnin
SBR Posting Legend
10-01-12
16015
#48
Originally posted by lakerboy
Funny how everyone goes all the way up to Mackinaw City in the summer. No one dare goes up there in the winter.
Headed to Mackinac in a few.
Gonna take a carriage tour of the island.
This is what bigtimers do, men.
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jjgold
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07-20-05
388179
#49
Greaser your soft and everyone knows it here
I have attempted to meet you 5 times and you never showed but I think you knew your fate
I met Laker 3 times and he showed and paid for steaks
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2daBank
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01-26-09
88966
#50
Originally posted by jjgold
Greaser your soft and everyone knows it here
I have attempted to meet you 5 times and you never showed but I think you knew your fate
I met Laker 3 times and he showed and paid for steaks
Did you have to put out? Kinda a must if you got a good steak.
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El Terrible
SBR MVP
05-04-18
1436
#51
Go fishing in Deckers..Near the Wigwam club- Preseidents and kings belong to that club and pay like a million dollars to join, and you can fish the same water for free right beyond thier boundries... Its 15 minutes from you and 15 minutes from me.. I've caught 25 pound trout there
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The Kraken
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#52
Originally posted by grease lightnin
Headed to Mackinac in a few.
Gonna take a carriage tour of the island.
This is what bigtimers do, men.
Haven’t been in at least 10 years but used to go every year. Stayed at the Grand, I remember the hideous decor more than anything, love the no cars thing
enjoy, and if you went to torch be sure to get on two antibiotics stat
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thechaoz
SBR Posting Legend
10-23-09
12154
#53
Originally posted by lakerboy
Opie won't smoke. Over or under on number of beers drinks
1.5
I certainly hope way penetrating over.
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thechaoz
SBR Posting Legend
10-23-09
12154
#54
Originally posted by The Kraken
Can we get a short list of what you consider a nice city?
I’ve been in a lot of shiiiiity cities in my life, grew up in del City Ok which is a huge shithole. Neither Santa Cruz nor Colorado Springs is a shithole by any measure, so plz bless us with your list to critique
He should come check out Trenton. Then he'll really know what a shit hole is.
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hotcross
SBR Hall of Famer
08-04-17
7934
#55
I've been everywhere man
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#56
I would go to the bash if this punk was not going
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lonegambler23
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06-22-16
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#57
opie your shot bro
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The Kraken
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12-25-11
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#58
Super sad news boys
Just got off the phone with opies wife, apparently he fell in the river and the platinum blonde washed out of his commie gray hair
Thank god he hasnt seen a gym in nearly a decade, his buoyant ass floated a mile and he got caught up in some tree branches
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LVHerbie
SBR Hall of Famer
09-15-05
6344
#59
The thread just keeps giving.
SBR should give Opie back his badge, make a subforum about softball, and make him queen dictator of his own island again.
If they greased the wheel like before (with a bonus point everyday for posting there) it would be second to only player’s talk...
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grease lightnin
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10-01-12
16015
#60
What the fukk happened to Opie?
Did he get into a bleacher-clearing parental brawl and end up in the clink again?
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The Kraken
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#61
He’s at the salon getting color added back in
All the girls on his daughters team kept asking her “when did your grandpa show up”
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LVHerbie
SBR Hall of Famer
09-15-05
6344
#62
Originally posted by grease lightnin
What the fukk happened to Opie?
Did he get into a bleacher-clearing parental brawl and end up in the clink again?
Grease, as I mentioned before, Colorado Springs is conservative as fukk and they won't put with Opie's drunken antics (like they do towards his peers in more progressive places like San Francisco during the fun chaos of pride events...) so this is a real possibility...
Since Opie isn't recognized as a leading metro-sexual like he is in the boonies of Longview a simple hundred dollar handshake probably won't work at first. But, like any good elitist in the exploitation class, (anyone want to make a prop bet on how long Manafort will continue his stay in county?) after a couple days in the drunk tank I'm sure he will have found a way to get the "affluenza defense" to work in Colorado Springs the same as it does back in Texas and he will have put his legal problems back behind him once again...
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LVHerbie
SBR Hall of Famer
09-15-05
6344
#63
Originally posted by The Kraken
He’s at the salon getting color added back in
All the girls on his daughters team kept asking her “when did your grandpa show up”
Sorry for the bump but Kraken have you gotten anymore updates from Opie? With his similarly "natural" yellow haired idol Trump doing everything he can to destroy the strong economy he got gifted from Obama I'm worried that the East Texas building dog houses for fellow elitist gig might be in a downturn and in reality Opie might not be doing as well as indicated through his usual daily humblebrags that have been notable rarer the last few weeks...
Kraken, between the daily grinding and e-battling with his comrade Waves, I'm pretty busy ATM but if Opie is struggling to come up with bail it may be time for us (as his forumville brethren) to take up a collection...
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grease lightnin
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10-01-12
16015
#64
Opie has logged in every day to get his 12 but is not posting.
He appears to lack confidence—you guys are right—something definitely happened in Colorado Springs.
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LVHerbie
SBR Hall of Famer
09-15-05
6344
#65
Originally posted by grease lightnin
Opie has logged in every day to get his 12 but is not posting.
He appears to lack confidence—you guys are right—something definitely happened in Colorado Springs.
Crazy what money can buy in a place like that - with the point logins sounds like he must already have gotten a cell phone on deposit in his prison wallet. I’ve been regularly checking the list of Colorado Springs inmates online to put money on his account and, so far, no “Opie’s” are on the list.Maybe he had a couple too many minis on the flight home and got arrested upon landing?
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grease lightnin
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10-01-12
16015
#66
Opie wan kenobi...
I have to go back to work in the morning after vacation and I need my sleep. I am worried.