Move along everyone, nothing to see here...

[El Terrible]

I bet these late last night in bed with my wife, on my phone...

Pay no attention


Chicago Cubs -110


Arizona Diamondbacks -1.5 (+150)

[cincinnatikid513]

ur a cubs fan aren't you

[El Terrible]

I'm gonna be about 20 minutes behind Live TV (on my DVR, I hate commercials) on this one guys, so DON'T NOBODY POST ANY COMMENTS OR SCORES

Comprende amigos?

[goduke]

Hahahahaha good luck with that

[El Terrible]

ur a cubs fan aren't you

yes

[El Terrible]

Hahahahaha good luck with that

Im talking no comments on any of the SBR family of message boards

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I bet these late last night in bed with my wife, on my phone...

Pay no attention


Chicago Cubs -110


Arizona Diamondbacks -1.5 (+150)

I bet the wife is smokin hot.

[jjgold]

El Terribles wife

5-5, 177 not bad

[El Terrible]

I bet the wife is smokin hot.

Of course...

I'm live now guys.. I couldn't resist


Post away

[DiggityDaggityDo]

El Terribles wife

5-5, 177 not bad

Not bad!

[El Terrible]

I bet the wife is smokin hot.

She's a tremendoes Piece of Ass- And guess what- I've never heard or smelled her fart, and she won't take a crap when I'm in the house- and has never had bad breath around me.

[44 Mag]

yes

That Awesome Baby with a Capital "A".

[DiggityDaggityDo]

So what you are telling me is that you don't know what her farts smell like???

[El Terrible]

So what you are telling me is that you don't know what her farts smell like???

No, I caught her yawning the other day...That was the first time in 40 years i've seen her yawn, she thinks its un ladylike????

Anyway- True story. Don't want to TMI you, but we were having sex one night and I stuck my finger in her ass, and when I sniffed my finger its smelled like perfume, swear to god! She doushed it or something???

[DiggityDaggityDo]

My goodness. She shits Roses!

[El Terrible]

My goodness. She shits Roses!

More like Dove Bars

http://s230.photobucket.com/user/RedPeters3/library/?sort=3&page=108

[JIBBBY]

I've never heard or smelled her fart, and she won't take a crap when I'm in the house- and has never had bad breath around me.

[El Terrible]

She has her own bathroom off our bedroom in our house- If she gets sick and she taking a crap she yells GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY if I walk into the bedroom...or she texts me and says stay away "i'm sick"...When we travel I always go out for Coffee in the morning to give her special alone time, in Vegas I go down and get the racing forms and dog track programs a fuk around down there until I know the coast is clear

[El Terrible]

Have the mighty Cubs look like the Mets now

WTF?

[stackz125]

She has her own bathroom off our bedroom in our house- If she gets sick and she taking a crap she yells GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY if I walk into the bedroom...or she texts me and says stay away "i'm sick"...When we travel I always go out for Coffee in the morning to give her special alone time, in Vegas I go down and get the racing forms and dog track programs a fuk around down there until I know the coast is clear

What does she shit bricks out of her asshole

[DiggityDaggityDo]

What does she shit bricks out of her asshole

Yes. These:

[jjgold]

that is not her

[El Terrible]

ah....18 scoreless innings!? I hope the Cubs Bus crashes on the way home

[DiggityDaggityDo]

that is not her

Theres really only one way to find out.

Sniff test

[jts1207]

ah....18 scoreless innings!? I hope the Cubs Bus crashes on the way home

See...not a true fan

[jjgold]

El terrible do you smoke refer????

[El Terrible]

El terrible do you smoke refer????

every f-ing day

2 of my kids own pot shops and i'm the princible investor...

[El Terrible]

See...not a true fan

I bet against them in game 7 of the World Series, but that was just an Emotional Insurance Policy

[Professor1215]

best thread on SBR right here!!!!!

[MMANick]

She's a tremendoes Piece of Ass- And guess what- I've never heard or smelled her fart, and she won't take a crap when I'm in the house- and has never had bad breath around me.

Is she huge now or something?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

El terrible do you smoke refer????

Of course he does.

He thinks the inside of his ladies asshole smells like fresh lilacs.

[El Terrible]

Is she huge now or something?

When youre my age..2009 was yesterday- She was 48 on that day..She's aged a little but doesn't have a wrinkle on her face, thats cause she never worked a day in her life. She had 5 of my kids and I had another one with a girlfriend... The Kid with the girlfriend played football for the Rainbow Warriors

[El Terrible]

Of course he does.

He thinks the inside of his ladies asshole smells like fresh lilacs.

I don't know how you knew it was Lilacs??? Thats her favorite douche flavor


Dead serious

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I don't know how you knew it was Lilacs??? Thats her favorite douche flavor


Dead serious

El Burrito, I do not talk out of my ass.

I do my research before I post something.

[El Terrible]

Is she huge now or something?

We live in Spain most of the year- our Apartment is a block away from here, thats Burger King in the bag- She had to have it
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