Post your athletic accomplishments here

[Otters27]

Guys wouldn't believe but I was decent athlete. If you looked at me today you would never guess

[DwightShrute]

once I was picked out from crowd in the end zone to play "kick to win" during halftime in Empire Stadium in Vancouver. They placed the ball on the 25 and I made the kick.

True story.

[Snowball]

all star hockey
fights, trophies, travel
baseball pitch,catch, 1b, OF
1000 ba 4/4 in high school
but coach benched me for his friend's
son..quit...played soccer, tough sport
stopped competing at 17 for music

[daneblazer]

once I was picked out from crowd in the end zone to play "kick to win" during halftime in Empire Stadium in Vancouver. They placed the ball on the 25 and I made the kick.

True story.

Well what did you win

[DwightShrute]

Well what did you win

man that was long time ago. I think it was tickets to another game, t-shirt and sweatshirt with the BC Lions logo and a cap.


Forgot, also was a winner on Rock101 Vancouver once and was picked to a Canucks game to shoot a puck between the first and second period to try and win a car.

Very much like this but from center ...


I hit the net but there was only one hole in the very center. One hole barely bigger than the puck.

[ABEHONEST]

At my best, I could put two or three fingers over the basketball rim. Quickest reflexes in the Midwest, but sadly, I saw guys quicker and more mobile than me at a time I didn't think their were many.
One was a dedicated religious kid--about 5-10 1/2--who later started guard for Indiana State and he buzzed by me so fast he made my head spin. What an ego buster he was.

All this at a paltry 5-7 5/8. Not black either. Sorry to hurt Grits' feelings.

[Lenny Zefflin]

Most times in the penalty box and the second guy to ever take his skate off and try to stab somebody with it. Happy Gilmore was the first.

[marcoloco]

-local fair funnel cake eating contest runner up 3 years in a row (the 1st winner was always cheating, I know for a fact she was but could never prove it)
-2x hot dog eating champion (same fair 1hr after the funnel cake contest)
-pie eating champion (bedroom accomplishment)
-sportsmanship award 5th grade
-participation trophy for track (almost ran the mile, gassed out with 100 yards left)
-walked two 5k's
-signed up for a half marathon, but didn't show up
-bowled a turkey on 2 separate occasions
-high score on pacman at the local pizza hut
-a hole in one on hole 16 at the putt-putt mini golf course

[grease lightnin]

Stood on sidelines and watched percy harvin score 5tds against my HS in state title game.

3x little league all-star

Ha. I was selling cars with his stepdad at the time.

[PittsburghPlayer]

-local fair funnel cake eating contest runner up 3 years in a row (the 1st winner was always cheating, I know for a fact she was but could never prove it)
-2x hot dog eating champion (same fair 1hr after the funnel cake contest)
-pie eating champion (bedroom accomplishment)
-sportsmanship award 5th grade
-participation trophy for track (almost ran the mile, gassed out with 100 yards left)
-walked two 5k's
-signed up for a half marathon, but didn't show up
-bowled a turkey on 2 separate occasions
-high score on pacman at the local pizza hut
-a hole in one on hole 16 at the putt-putt mini golf course

it appears that this guy is winning in this thread

all I have is having played centerfield at Doubleday Field at Cooperstown as a freshman on the varsity baseball team
still waiting for a phone call from the Baseball Hall of Fame concerning my induction
no doubt

[TheLock]

I peaked at age 15 when I turned an unassisted triple play while playing SS

When I was 17 and on my high school track team, the then 100 Meters state champion blew by me like I was standing still in the second leg of a 4 X 400

[Bostongambler]

I played pocket pool last night.

[RangeFinder]

Played baseball all the way to college and played for Dave Trembley (Drill sergeant) who's is the former manager for the Baltimore Orioles

Caddied for a couple of PGA tour pro's (Charles Howell III, Stephen Ames, Vaughn Taylor)

'bout it

[RangeFinder]

7k yard course

18 beers in 18 holes

shot even

This is major if it's true

Tried this once when I was 25 and everything was going good until the 12th hole and I looked down at my ball on the tee and it was moving

It was not windy nor was there an earthquake

I barely finished the round with everyone including the course pro coming out to watch me on 18 and laughing at me

[BeatTheJerk]

7k yard course

18 beers in 18 holes

shot even

Now that sounds like fun ! I need to try it & no I wouldn’t come close to shooting par. My best score is 75 anyways in my late 20’s. 35 now ......

[Bonar--->]

When's have the youth the's great Bonar make run relay racing for's Lithuania. You's Uniting Staters have team of so much fast. We's making losing! Damning on Uniting Staters! But! Bonar have plan.

Bonar run fourth leg of relaying. With one lapping of remaining, Bonar is passed baton-ing. Bonar make strip down to the nakeding, growth a huge boner-ing, then's make use boner as human flesh pogo-stick! The racing go's down to wiring, Bonar make huge advance-ing with each penis pogo-sticking bouncing into air's 10 meters each time! Then's! In the eventuals, Bonar make surpass Uniting Staters for's the victories!

Oh's, you's Uniting Staters so much the angry! But! Bonar make put calm on the situationals. Bonar make inviting of team U.S. to LFC! Is the true! Lithuanian Fried Chickens! You's team make the happy in the instantaneous. But! Coaching of team U.S. is a kernel of military's with white beardings and mustachings. He make steal secret LFC recipe-ing and open establishments in's Uniting States of KFC! Fuucks on's him! He's make roberry-ing of Lithuania cultural traditionals!!!!!!!!!!

[RangeFinder]

Now that sounds like fun ! I need to try it & no I wouldn’t come close to shooting par. My best score is 75 anyways in my late 20’s. 35 now ......

Don't do it

It's a long recovery

[darkghost]

Won a gold medal ribbon in the 50 yard dash for field day in 2nd grade. Lettered in math team in high school all 3 years.

[dlowilly]

**Warning:Explicit content**

Once when a girl begged me to give her a facial I pulled out, stood back, and connected with 99% accuracy right square in her mouth. That's the equivalent of driving a 380 yard green to within 10 feet.

[Bostongambler]

Went sledding when I was 7 or 8 down a slightly steep hill. Didn’t get an award or anything, but it was fun.

Then went home and had hot chocolate.

[JIBBBY]

7k yard course

18 beers in 18 holes

shot even

John Daly would be proud!!!

[JohnGalt2341]

When's have the youth the's great Bonar make run relay racing for's Lithuania. You's Uniting Staters have team of so much fast. We's making losing! Damning on Uniting Staters! But! Bonar have plan.

Bonar run fourth leg of relaying. With one lapping of remaining, Bonar is passed baton-ing. Bonar make strip down to the nakeding, growth a huge boner-ing, then's make use boner as human flesh pogo-stick! The racing go's down to wiring, Bonar make huge advance-ing with each penis pogo-sticking bouncing into air's 10 meters each time! Then's! In the eventuals, Bonar make surpass Uniting Staters for's the victories!

Oh's, you's Uniting Staters so much the angry! But! Bonar make put calm on the situationals. Bonar make inviting of team U.S. to LFC! Is the true! Lithuanian Fried Chickens! You's team make the happy in the instantaneous. But! Coaching of team U.S. is a kernel of military's with white beardings and mustachings. He make steal secret LFC recipe-ing and open establishments in's Uniting States of KFC! Fuucks on's him! He's make roberry-ing of Lithuania cultural traditionals!!!!!!!!!!

The story above is by far the most believable.

Went sledding when I was 7 or 8 down a slightly steep hill. Didn’t get an award or anything, but it was fun.

Then went home and had hot chocolate.

I don't believe a word of this. Pictures or it didn't happen.

[hostile takeover]

3 chicks in 24 hours... college days

[inter1097]

Intercepted a pass laying on my back while playing backyard football. That's all I got

[grease lightnin]

John Daly would be proud!!!

Have you ever seen a more genuine love of beer?

[shadymcgrady]

When's have the youth the's great Bonar make run relay racing for's Lithuania. You's Uniting Staters have team of so much fast. We's making losing! Damning on Uniting Staters! But! Bonar have plan.

Bonar run fourth leg of relaying. With one lapping of remaining, Bonar is passed baton-ing. Bonar make strip down to the nakeding, growth a huge boner-ing, then's make use boner as human flesh pogo-stick! The racing go's down to wiring, Bonar make huge advance-ing with each penis pogo-sticking bouncing into air's 10 meters each time! Then's! In the eventuals, Bonar make surpass Uniting Staters for's the victories!

Oh's, you's Uniting Staters so much the angry! But! Bonar make put calm on the situationals. Bonar make inviting of team U.S. to LFC! Is the true! Lithuanian Fried Chickens! You's team make the happy in the instantaneous. But! Coaching of team U.S. is a kernel of military's with white beardings and mustachings. He make steal secret LFC recipe-ing and open establishments in's Uniting States of KFC! Fuucks on's him! He's make roberry-ing of Lithuania cultural traditionals!!!!!!!!!!

[PittsburghPlayer]

Drove or rode a bicycle about 10 miles yesterday. First time on a bicycle since 2004 or 5, was drinking and stoned and frankly I do not recommend it. I do recommend beer and `erbs still.
Side note, driving a motorcycle (SOBER) is way safer than a bicycle.

[TheSchafe]

Cell Block C MVP - Junkyard Brawl 2017

[ByeShea]

Won tecmo bowl w the rams

[Bostongambler]

Beat a kid in thumb wrestling in summer camp many years ago.

[Alfa1234]

Semi-pro soccer player for 14 years. Still play futsal now.

[PittsburghPlayer]

Won tecmo bowl w the rams

thought that read that you won the "taco" bowl

thanks, was already thinking of tacos and now I still am

going to be a good day

[ByeShea]

thought that read that you won the "taco" bowl

thanks, was already thinking of tacos and now I still am

going to be a good day

Yes.


Thursday is now my favorite day of the work week bc we go into summer schedule after Memorial Day - work load is way lighter this time of year too. So that means out to lunch today. And tacos are now officially on the mind.

[BIGDAY]

Oh!!

I’ve also sacked an NFL QB.

Brooks Ballinger. Back in his GrandForks NoDak days.

[mpaschal34]

Four sport athlete in HS and earned 12 Varsity Letters (also got collegiate scholarship)...

however BIGGEST sport accomplishment came last year when I went 4-0 in the SBR Poker World Cup.