ATTN: Texas Rangers are a STRONG play tonight

[HurryUpAndDrink]

Uh... lol

No, never thrown up blood.

Get help, pal

Keep going like this and you won’t make it to 35

Ill reincarnate, I have lived this life dozens of times before... have a new vice every single time

[grease lightnin]

Unreal.

Hurry paid Opie off in his bday thread.

Gave him 48 betpoints.

[HurryUpAndDrink]

Yeah bro...but can you dunk on a regulation 10 ft goal??

Hell no, never was able to be good at hoops...

I can score a goal from 3/4 midfield from a bicycle kick like Zlatan...

Yep, did that twice in high school and scored a midfield goal while playing 2nd division soccer... pretty sure if I practice some months I can do that again...

Technique well learnt is never forgotten

[jjgold]

Hurry soft

So easy to rob
And extort

[HurryUpAndDrink]

Unreal.

Hurry paid Opie off in his bday thread.

Gave him 48 betpoints.

Greaser you are way off. Is not a bribe.

I'm showing class, I can argue with a guy who most likely is a cool guy in person and not be angry or a sour puss, hate is for the weak.

I can throw down and be classy.

I can fight anyone and buy them a beer afterwards and give them a ride home.

This aint WWIII... is SBR pal

[HurryUpAndDrink]

Hurry soft

So easy to rob
And extort

you know shit's fukked up when you have 49% jew capping hamburger chiming in

[grease lightnin]

Greaser you are way off. Is not a bribe.

I'm showing class, I can argue with a guy who most likely is a cool guy in person and not be angry or a sour puss, hate is for the weak.

I can throw down and be classy.

I can fight anyone and buy them a beer afterwards and give them a ride home.

This aint WWIII... is SBR pal

Hurry read my first post in Opie’s birthday thread.

[HurryUpAndDrink]

Hurry read my first post in Opie’s birthday thread.

"I feel like you’re trying to punk me into saying happy birthday.

Fukk that

Opie I will kick your ass for your 48th birthday.

How bout dat?"



SO?

[grease lightnin]

"I feel like you’re trying to punk me into saying happy birthday.

Fukk that

Opie I will kick your ass for your 48th birthday.

How bout dat?"



SO?

He punked the whole forum into wishing him a happy birthday.

You bumped his thread and next thing thing you know he suggested you give him betpoints as a bday present....

and then you gave him ALL your betpoints.

[HurryUpAndDrink]

He punked the whole forum into wishing him a happy birthday.

You bumped his thread and next thing thing you know he suggested you give him betpoints as a bday present....

and then you gave him ALL your betpoints.

All my betpoints???? LOL NO...

I xfered 48 pts from book to wallet to send him 48 cause he is turning 48...

I believe in numerology...

You clearly dont believe in logic


PUNKED? This is all going the way I intended and the way Giant told me to take it to... destination "kill them with kindness" (AND WIT) - as Cincy kid says.


E battling is all about wit, not toughness or insults. Id win using all 3 but I just need to use 1.

[HurryUpAndDrink]

Game started btw you fukkin hamburgers!

All this witty burial I just executed is useless if Rangers somehow win.

[shadymcgrady]

Eff dunking on an 8 foot basket, I'll throw one down on opies head

[HurryUpAndDrink]

Plus now Im divided cause I dont want Shady to lose $

[robbypark]

You got one thing right: The Rangers are dog shit.

[MMANick]

Fister is washed up, man.

[robbypark]

Rangers can't hit the broad side of a barn.

[paco]

Texas sports

[robbypark]

Well, this bet is down the toilet. I now know to never bet the Rangers. Ever.

[Cuse0323]

Plenty of game left. Ranger live bet. Opie is a winner. Rangers won’t let him down, will they?!?

[pilebuck13]

Texas sports

[robbypark]

Plenty of game left. Ranger live bet. Opie is a winner. Rangers won’t let him down, will they?!?

No, it's over.

[hotcross]

the man said STRONG PLAY, mind you

can't wait for one of the more iffy plays

[opie1988]

Plenty of game left. Ranger live bet. Opie is a winner. Rangers won’t let him down, will they?!?

Not looking good men. Although a lot of this is Paco’s fault, I clearly made a bad call.

GODDAMMIT!!

Congrats to those who faded.

[Fire in da hole]

Cowboys going to the Super Bowl this year

[Underdog5229]

glad i left this one alone. get em on the next one opie, pro tip "stay away from texas teams"

[HurryUpAndDrink]

Took Texas on the alt line -1.5@+230

Eff it, if I'm gonna go with a dog I know nothing about might as well fall into mud and hope to come out with 2 gold watches

[shadymcgrady]

Doug fister with the no lube fist. I also had 1st 5 innings under 4.5 runs

[pilebuck13]

Doug fister with the no lube fist. I also had 1st 5 innings under 4.5 runs

Shady never tail opie on a homer play.

[shadymcgrady]

Shady never tail opie on a homer play.

Thanks buck, I wanted action and I got it. Your advice is always solid and much appreciated but we all make our own decisions, no one fault but my own

[HurryUpAndDrink]

parlay (2 teams)
[512] l.a. Lakers +6½-110
[922] oak -158
( action )

should have been Lakers ML

[USCPHILLYGUY]

Greaser come up for air

[HurryUpAndDrink]

Greaser come up for air

+1 pal...

you want me to throw you a straw or a snorkel?

[grease lightnin]

It’s one play guys.

I really think Opie saw value here.

No way this was a pure homer play.

[opie1988]

Greaser gets it

I lost. It happens. But I’m not gonna quit firing.

Shooters shoot, bruh

[mikejamm]

This pathetic fuk will bet on anything Texas. It could be two queer longhorns steers ass reaming each other and opie would bet odds he could last longer!

Fuk'in game was over in the 4th inning when Oakland was up 5 - 0!

Let's not forget though, horse teeth has a "major" clue, it's called how to lose and get idiots to tail you.