Lakerboy Should Change His Handle to "Landfill" Because All His Picks Are Hot Garbage

[firedawg]

proof? links? figures?

so he didnt tail laker

so that means he is angry/jealous cause he aint getting as much attention


which one is it?

This guy actually thinks he deserves proof ?
You just got busted with your spreadsheet hurry lmao

[HurryUpAndDrink]

busted my ass...

cincykid double checked

you and poopy are obvious trolls that will say anything bad about me, plus extouts, zero credibility

[RudyRuetigger]

busted my ass...

cincykid double checked

you and poopy are obvious trolls that will say anything bad about me, plus extouts, zero credibility

here you go clown show

check my post clown

alright i will,

i don't know why you are talking bad about me i just went over his plays and his plays that he posted line up with the spread sheet plays i have no clue what all the edits are about maybe sbr mods can clear up if he is deleting plays , it wouldn't surprise me if he fudged his record like funnyb the guy loves attention and post all the time wants to be loved by everybody ,

all you had to do was check his EDITS from 2/20

which literally took me less than 5 minutes and you claim to have done a comprehensive exam of 1hr 40min.,..fukk outta here bro

i must of missed it my bad i did start with all his plays and went over each play until around 2/10 did find a few errors good job rudy i overlooked 2/20 you are good at finding things

[JMobile]

Laker still here because he air bets. Lol

[Eddy Munny]

HurryUpAndDrink auditioning to be Lakerboy's knight in shining armor. Look at this hapless lunatic rushing to the aid of his damsel in distress. It's like a twisted romance novel for broke dikk degens.

If you care to refute anything I stated regarding Landfill's broken betting regimen on the previous page, feel free. Otherwise you're just lobbing garbage at the rim and hoping it drops.

Lol @ the notion that I tail Lakerboy and am upset with the results... Even if that was the case, it's a tacit acknowledgement on your part that LB is in fact a rabid collector of hot, hot garbage... which is all I've ever stated about the guy.

In other words game, set, match.





But wait... off in the distance a white knight rides in to avenge his lover's fallen reputation.

This is getting steamy, folks.

[PAULYPOKER]

I see I've managed to unsettle some of the town folk with my quibbles concerning your newly elected Poseur of the Year. Well to that I say: whooptee freakin' doo. I hope all you peeved villagers take up your pitchforks and your torches and try to shoo me off into the setting sun. I wear my black hat with pride and I take no prisoners. If I kick up a little dust in the process then so be it.

This here Landfill fella may be an affable bloke, but he is a money pit and threatens to bring us all to economic ruin with his slick sales pitchin' and gamblin' folly. I submit that he is a financial antichrist of sorts and it's high time someone call a fade a fade, I mean, a spade a spade. I will not let this town be taken by another charlatan and I am willing to walk into the ring of fire to ensure our livelihoods.

Cast your stones as angry mobs are wont to do... I am bestowed this mission from the Great Moo Goo Gai Pan. It's time to separate the wheat from the chaff, for a bountiful harvest awaits those who dare. Denounce me as your villain if it brings you sweet slumber, but I am the hero that propels this narrative towards blue sky resolution.

Oh well, the night is long,
the beads of time pass slow.
Tired eyes on the sunrise,
waiting for the eastern glow.

The pain of war cannot exceed,
the woe of aftermath.
The drums will shake the castle wall,
the Ringwraiths ride in black....

One fish,
Two fish

Red fish,
Blue fish

Post of the year right there.............

Yes it is only 3 months in as i'm confident there will not
be a post to top this unless quite frankly its you............

[PAULYPOKER]

Riiiight... and your hair is beginning to show signs of thinning.

[PAULYPOKER]

My posts in this thread were nothing but top notch constructive criticism...........

When we see an SBR poster completely unhinged from reality,
it is our duty to slap him or her on the face with a hard dose of reality.......

[lakerboy]

My posts in this thread were nothing but top notch constructive criticism...........

When we see an SBR poster completely unhinged from reality,
it is our duty to slap him or her on the face with a hard dose of reality.......

Top public plays today please. Stick to your job

[PAULYPOKER]

TOP TEN BETS
TODAY'S GAMES

1	Western Kentucky	POINT SPREAD
2	Western Kentucky	MONEY LINE
3	Penn State	POINT SPREAD
4	Utah	POINT SPREAD
5	San Antonio Spurs	POINT SPREAD
6	Cleveland Cavaliers	POINT SPREAD
7	San Antonio Spurs	MONEY LINE
8	Pittsburgh Penguins	MONEY LINE
9	Miami Heat	POINT SPREAD
10	Utah	MONEY LINE

[hotcross]

HurryUpAndDrink auditioning to be Lakerboy's knight in shining armor.

Lol @ the notion that I tail Lakerboy and am upset with the results...

Hurry's reading comprehension only goes so far. He's limited to his perception of what he thinks is going on BEFORE he reads.

[Eddy Munny]

Post of the year right there.............

Yes it is only 3 months in as i'm confident there will not
be a post to top this unless quite frankly its you............

Thanks for the recognition, Pauly.

I agree, it was a pretty solid submission... I mean how often do you come across a post with a Led Zeppelin lyric as the icing followed by a Dr. Seuss rhyme as the cherry on top? That's sublime craftsmanship right there.

It's becoming more and more apparent that I might be the greatest poster in the history of SBR. I did more for this forum in that singular post you quoted than Lakerboy has managed in the sum total of his breathtakingly excessive SIXTY-SIX THOUSAND posts. And this dopeshow is the POTY?

My achilles heel may be that I'm too good. Whatever system is in place to evaluate the posting populace isn't calibrated to measure the elite prowess of an Eddy Munny. It simply cannot account for something that is off the charts. In other words, I broke the scale.

That's right folks, I broke the fukking scale...

How many of you cornballs can lay claim to breaking any scale that resides outside your bathroom?

I always Skype with Shari on weekends and I sometimes solicit her opinion on my legacy here at SBR.

"Am I the GOAT?" I ask her with the earnest vulnerability that only she can coax.

"Well I dunno bout the GOAT, but you might pass for a goat unless you do something about those whiskers... You're a broke dikk non-pro fukk, that much I am certain of."

We share a hearty laugh, although mine with a touch a sheepishness.

"But seriously Shari, am I the GOAT?" I ask again.

She sighs, then gives me the look like Ralphie endured when he asked for a Red Ryder BB gun.

"Well if SBR had a Mount Rushmore, yours would be the first face cut in granite" she replies reluctantly, as if this appraisal might send my ego soaring into the stratosphere.

It is at this point that the interaction begins to fog up our respective laptop monitors and Shari will generally remove an article of clothing... Of course by an article of clothing I mean like a cuff link or something. It's not that she's a prude, but she's faithful in her relationships (all of them).

See what I did there in the parentheses? Huh? Just when you thought you understood something I throw that little curveball and nonchalantly walk off the mound like nothing happened.

Anyways, with a little perseverance I reckon I'll someday get that second cuff link to drop and we all know it's a slippery slope from there...

[JMobile]

Eddy buried Laker. Wow.

[jjgold]

FIGHT ODDS

Mobile -420
Lakerboy +330

[lakerboy]

Eddy buried Laker. Wow.

Yes he did. I left a $100 bill on my coffin

[Sam Odom]

JJ , as a top mod you should lock this thread. Give laker the respect he deserves

[jts1207]

A couple thoughts....

Bengals28.....you're a broke dikk stiff. Pay what you owe

How come Rudy can't post without Firemutt posting right behind him?

Hurry, you taking shots at non PROs now is comical.

Can't really bury LB here until everyone tracks their plays.

JJ eat a bag of diks

[grease lightnin]

FIGHT ODDS

Mobile -420
Lakerboy +330

Odds are way off

Anybody fights Laker, they fight greaser.

If you guys think Laker sucks as a capper you should thank him for getting you better lines when you fade him

[The Kraken]

Thanks for the recognition, Pauly.

I agree, it was a pretty solid submission... I mean how often do you come across a post with a Led Zeppelin lyric as the icing followed by a Dr. Seuss rhyme as the cherry on top? That's sublime craftsmanship right there.

It's becoming more and more apparent that I might be the greatest poster in the history of SBR. I did more for this forum in that singular post you quoted than Lakerboy has managed in the sum total of his breathtakingly excessive SIXTY-SIX THOUSAND posts. And this dopeshow is the POTY?

My achilles heel may be that I'm too good. Whatever system is in place to evaluate the posting populace isn't calibrated to measure the elite prowess of an Eddy Munny. It simply cannot account for something that is off the charts. In other words, I broke the scale.

That's right folks, I broke the fukking scale...

How many of you cornballs can lay claim to breaking any scale that resides outside your bathroom?

I always Skype with Shari on weekends and I sometimes solicit her opinion on my legacy here at SBR.

"Am I the GOAT?" I ask her with the earnest vulnerability that only she can coax.

"Well I dunno bout the GOAT, but you might pass for a goat unless you do something about those whiskers... You're a broke dikk non-pro fukk, that much I am certain of."

We share a hearty laugh, although mine with a touch a sheepishness.

"But seriously Shari, am I the GOAT?" I ask again.

She sighs, then gives me the look like Ralphie endured when he asked for a Red Ryder BB gun.

"Well if SBR had a Mount Rushmore, yours would be the first face cut in granite" she replies reluctantly, as if this appraisal might send my ego soaring into the stratosphere.

It is at this point that the interaction begins to fog up our respective laptop monitors and Shari will generally remove an article of clothing... Of course by an article of clothing I mean like a cuff link or something. It's not that she's a prude, but she's faithful in her relationships (all of them).

See what I did there in the parentheses? Huh? Just when you thought you understood something I throw that little curveball and nonchalantly walk off the mound like nothing happened.

Anyways, with a little perseverance I reckon I'll someday get that second cuff link to drop and we all know it's a slippery slope from there...

How is Fort Bragg this time of year? My wife wants us to move to the Bay Area but Id prefer further North.

Please advise.

[jjgold]

Fight Odds

Mobile -350
Greaser +300

[grease lightnin]

Fight Odds

Mobile -350
Greaser +300

JJ, nobody can understand what you’re saying

Take Mobile’s cokk out of your mouth before you talk

[jjgold]

Mobile tough as nails

Everyone backs down to him

27 years old
6-2
210
carved out of stone

[sweep]

Wizzle does the same thing...been doing it for years

[jts1207]

Wizzle does the same thing...been doing it for years

Exactly. Until there is an official tracking system ...it's everywhere

[grease lightnin]

Mobile tough as nails

Everyone backs down to him

27 years old
6-2
210
carved out of stone

Greaser

5’ 10”

212

stone covered with a layer of marshmallows

crazy as fukk

dont care

would rather die than back down from anyone

[lakerboy]

The bottom line is you can't fade me over time because you can't lay the juice.

[Harry N. Lloyd]

LB, if you can't fade ya, and you can't follow ya......the only choice left is to ignore ya.

You're too smart to not commit to a different system next season.

If longshot ML dogs were an easy bet, Steve Wynn wouldn't be sitting on top of the world. Oh wait.......

[Heltah Skeltah]

JJ , as a top mod you should lock this thread. Give laker the respect he deserves

Sammy your an Sbr Founder.. become a pro and give Sbr the respect it deserves.

[Eddy Munny]

Yes he did. I left a $100 bill on my coffin

Yeah, to cover his funeral expenses... he was buried in a horse trough with a Snuggie unfurled over the top. High roller that guy.

[Sam Odom]

Sammy your an Sbr Founder...

Correct

...become a pro

waiting on SBR to do the right thing

...give Sbr the respect it deserves.

You have it backwards

SBR should respect its Founders

[sweep]

Wizzle does the same thing...been doing it for years

For the record I like both posters but Ive seen this movie over & over.

[JMobile]

FIGHT ODDS

Mobile -420
Lakerboy +330

This would be a dog that Laker couldn't make bark and win.

Fight Odds

Mobile -350
Greaser +300

Greaser

5’ 10”

212

stone covered with a layer of marshmallows

crazy as fukk

dont care

would rather die than back down from anyone

I like Greaser, but posting your own stats shows signs of insecurity and doubt.

[jjgold]

Mobile tough as a mother fukker

[RudyRuetigger]

players talk is a mess right now

wow

[Philmill]

Dog Laker back on the road after that nice NHL hit last night (Zona +205)

#give credit when credits due