VIDEO: Donk gets ACTUAL Jury Duty/Minute Maid Park Cameo and Raptors Play

[Auto Donk]

this time I'm inside the jury box instead of outside the box......

look for the raptors to end the rockets win streak toniught; play is toronto +2 1/2

final arguments this morning, begin deliberations this afternoon.....

[pimike]

GUILTY!!!

Hang the prick!

Glad you don’t try to get out of it. Great experience!

[jjgold]

This guy has aged like I’ve never seen before in three months

He also has put on 29 pounds I swear I’d love to smack this prick teach him a little lesson

[IBetYou]

If I was on trial for murder I could only hope to have someone as bright as this on the jury. Do they have the death sentence?

[Harry N. Lloyd]

This guy has aged like I’ve never seen before in three months

He also has put on 29 pounds I swear I’d love to smack this prick teach him a little lesson

WTF you talking 'bout, JJ? The guy's got a friggin' halo.

He must live a very clean and virtuous life.

And he gave us that Raptors winning play. Get on it!

[reigle9]

send that beaner up the river

[manny24]

"Should wrap up Friday with the verdict up or down on this guy."



the last person you want as jury foreman when you are defendant



"hey first thing right off fellow jury members y'all can call me La Donk"

this is setting up to end in a Penthouse letter

[reigle9]

donk already had a triple with every broad on the crew while the guys jerked

[Bostongambler]

A poor mans Kevin Mchale

[Clutchut12]

Hang em high donk!!!!

[Mac4Lyfe]

Always a lot of hotties at Houston Jury selection. Donk might be banging the judge in her chamber.

I don't like the Raptors tonight. The Rockets are rolling and will be ready tonight.

[Auto Donk]

well, it's done.... will lay out the fact pattern and run a poll on sbr as to whether the jury was correct in its verdict.....

;woulda been done sooner had the hot black female judge not called me into chambers to personally answer a question the panel had......

[jjgold]

guilty

[cincinnatikid513]

death or life in prison

[BIGDAY]

Not Guilty.

[Harry N. Lloyd]

Black female judge. Black defendant. Can't lock another brother up. Not guilty.

[PAULYPOKER]

Always a lot of hotties at Houston Jury selection. Donk might be banging the judge in her chamber.

I don't like the Raptors tonight. The Rockets are rolling and will be ready tonight.

Is there even 1 chick in Texas who isn't hot??

I surely haven't come across any yet...........

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Donker, ya'll give that fukker the electric chair?

[Chi_archie]

very very very rare to have an actual lawyer in the jury box

they get dismissed 99.9% of the time

[DiggityDaggityDo]

The judge asked Donker to read the verdict.

Donk said "We the jury find this motherfukker GUILTY!"

And then he quickly proceded to bust out this move.

[PAULYPOKER]

Judge Roy Bean.............

[jjgold]

Auto loves playing the role of an attorney I guess it’s some sort of an fantasy

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Auto loves playing the role of an attorney I guess it’s some sort of an fantasy

What do you think he really does?

[MickeyMan]

What do you think he really does?

He is an author, mostly romance novels targeting pre-teen girls

[Cuse0323]

What do you think he really does?

Two chicks at one time.

[mpaschal34]

Nice call on TOR

[JJJ]

this guy should be on radio

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Porn radio.

[Bostongambler]

Radio porn

[slayer14]

It is strange to have a lawyer do jury service

[lakerboy]

Good call on the raptors

[Al Masters]

very very very rare to have an actual lawyer in the jury box

they get dismissed 99.9% of the time

You are 100% correct!

Also.. the 99.9 % goes up to 100% in
murder cases.
No fuckkinn way he passes the scrutiny
of both the defence and Prosecution.
Impossible couldn’t happen.

Which can only mean one of a few things.

a)He’s not a lawyer but was a juror.
b)He is a lawyer but was never a juror.
c)He’s not a lawyer and never was a juror.

Nothing personal AD..hard claim to make to be
two types of people(lawyer,juror) when its
virtually impossible to be both in America.

I know you must have some crazy story how
this could possibly be.

[Auto Donk]

hahaha... wanna put some pts up, Al, in a little friendly wager as to whether I was both a lawyer and a juror all this past week?

virtually impossible? that's the same sentiment of some women before I gave them that first orgasm they'd never been able to achieve with any other person before meeting me..... I accomplished that many a time, as well....

[cincinnatikid513]

hahaha... wanna put some pts up, Al, in a little friendly wager as to whether I was both a lawyer and a juror all this past week?

virtually impossible? that's the same sentiment of some women before I gave them that first orgasm they'd never been able to achieve with any other person before meeting me..... I accomplished that many a time, as well....

donk what's your record on getting clients off

[mrpapageorgio]

donk what's your record on getting clients off

In what way?