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#912That sucks man, there are professional services that can remedy that.Originally posted by jjgoldMatty I have not been laid in over 15 years no lieComment -
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#913True but costlyComment -
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#914Doubld up with Q 10, now sitting 6th with 14 left already in the money.Comment -
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#915Not really, you can get a sweet ass escort for 2-300 bucks.Originally posted by jjgoldTrue but costlyComment -
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#916Final table of the 1k that started at 6.Comment -
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#917Short stacked too, got em right where i want em.
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thechaozSBR Posting Legend
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#918Come again? lol. Retired at 35.Originally posted by Matt17Yeah, retired 9 years ago when I was 35 after working at the Taj for 15 years. How was restraunt week?
What were you "vaugely" doing at the Taj.
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#919Dealt poker 96-98, poker floor supervisor 98-2000, poker shift manager 2000-2010. Saved and invested my money well, never took a vacation and got out when I had enough money to last me till 70 and my key license expired 1/1/2011. Now just play poker and sports bet full time. Day trade and do a few other things on my own time for supplemental income.Originally posted by thechaozCome again? lol. Retired at 35.
What were you "vaugely" doing at the Taj.
Keep in mind, I'm hammered so I may have misunderstoodComment -
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#920Finished 9th in the 1k, hopping into a 25/50cent cash game as soon as a seat opens up.Comment -
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#921No point in starting a tourney this late when im half shot in the ass.Originally posted by Matt17Finished 9th in the 1k, hopping into a 25/50cent cash game as soon as a seat opens up.Comment -
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#922Juat got seated at Borneo 25/50 cent NL, come and hang fellas, im drunk and will probaby donk off tonights winnings, lol.Comment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
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#923Matty your slowly getting drainedOriginally posted by Matt17Juat got seated at Borneo 25/50 cent NL, come and hang fellas, im drunk and will probaby donk off tonights winnings, lol.
now in penny rooms
Poker just throwing money awayComment -
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#924Originally posted by Matt17Dealt poker 96-98, poker floor supervisor 98-2000, poker shift manager 2000-2010. Saved and invested my money well, never took a vacation and got out when I had enough money to last me till 70 and my key license expired 1/1/2011. Now just play poker and sports bet full time. Day trade and do a few other things on my own time for supplemental income.
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sweepSBR Posting Legend
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#92550nl on-line plays like 1/2 live...can make some good coin at those stakes, seeing 50x hands per hour compared to brick & mortar.Originally posted by jjgoldMatty your slowly getting drained
now in penny rooms
Poker just throwing money away
Goldie- you are out of your league here, stick to darts and pinochleComment -
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#926Just hopped into the $450 that started at 10.Comment -
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#927JJ I played 4 tournaments yesterday, I cashed in 2 of them. Hardly pissing my money away chief.Originally posted by jjgoldMatty your slowly getting drained
now in penny rooms
Poker just throwing money awayComment -
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#928Originally posted by Matt17No point in starting a tourney this late when im half shot in the ass.
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#929Played cash for about a half hour and then watched American Psycho on demand.Originally posted by JAKEPEAVY21
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#930I used to have the same problem lolOriginally posted by Matt17Played cash for about a half hour and then watched American Psycho on demand.
would enter MTT at night and fall asleep more often than not...finally wised up and stopped playing MTTS after a certain hour and either played a single table sngs or cash game.
sick feeling waking up and seeing that you busted a tournament after you dozed off
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#931Funny thing is I play one that starts at 8:30 a lot, fall asleep around midnight wake up and finished in the money, lol. The one I played last night started at 6 and I got knocked out a little after 11 so my cutoff time is usually 9 PM depending on how much vodka I have left.Originally posted by JAKEPEAVY21I used to have the same problem lol
would enter MTT at night and fall asleep more often than not...finally wised up and stopped playing MTTS after a certain hour and either played a single table sngs or cash game.
sick feeling waking up and seeing that you busted a tournament after you dozed off
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sweepSBR Posting Legend
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Been there as well....sucks waking up from a coma with spaghetti noodles wrapped around your head and the computer still on. Full plate of food and 2 floaters on the desk lolComment -
HurryUpAndDrinkSBR Posting Legend
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#9331 word - cocaineOriginally posted by JAKEPEAVY21I used to have the same problem lol
would enter MTT at night and fall asleep more often than not...finally wised up and stopped playing MTTS after a certain hour and either played a single table sngs or cash game.
sick feeling waking up and seeing that you busted a tournament after you dozed off
or buy an expresso machine, your choiceComment -
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#934Originally posted by sweep
Been there as well....sucks waking up from a coma with spaghetti noodles wrapped around your head and the computer still on. Full plate of food and 2 floaters on the desk lol
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#935Screw that, I already have enough bad habits. If I started doing coke I might as well go out and start digging my own grave.Originally posted by HurryUpAndDrink1 word - cocaineComment -
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#936might bring the tablet to the bar today and play a tourny lol....college hoops at noonComment -
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#937Yep ACC tourney. Love March.Originally posted by sweepmight bring the tablet to the bar today and play a tourny lol....college hoops at noonComment -
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#938lol fine, just get an espresso machine and go for a short 20min jog BEFORE starting to play, depending on your physical condition that should give you an energy/endorphin boostOriginally posted by Matt17Screw that, I already have enough bad habits. If I started doing coke I might as well go out and start digging my own grave.
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#939Don't drink coffee and don't exercise.Originally posted by HurryUpAndDrinklol fine, just get an espresso machine and go for a short 20min jog BEFORE starting to play, depending on your physical condition that should give you an energy/endorphin boost
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sweepSBR Posting Legend
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#940red bull/vodka
That sounds good, might have to make a liq store runComment -
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#941Drank kettle1 and red bull on my 30th birthday and got shitfaced, woke up next day hangover free. Highly recommended.Comment -
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#942Originally posted by HurryUpAndDrinklol fine, just get an espresso machine and go for a short 20min jog BEFORE starting to play, depending on your physical condition that should give you an energy/endorphin boost
works for meComment -
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#943Playing anything today USC?Comment -
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#944Originally posted by jjgoldMatty I have not been laid in over 15 years no lie
Call me on the 973 line. Heading to Rut's Hut for lunch.
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#945Good luck today guys!
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