How often do you use SBR vernacular in your real life?

[opie1988]

So we had to stop by WalMart tonight to get our daughter some glue to make more goddam slime like these kids are making nowadays...and we noticed it was even more crowded than usual. My wife commented “yep. It’s the first Friday of the month, so all the brokedikks probably got their welfare checks”. Brokedikk is a 100% normal term at my house. We both say it multiple times a day. Sometimes brokedikk fukk, but mostly just brokedikk.

We also use “buried” all the time. When a client questions something in a smart ass way, and we quickly prove our point...we always say something like “we buried their dumbass”. Even my kid uses SBR lingo at times. She asked me just a few days ago if I was “sweating this game”. These sayings have literally become part of our daily conversations.

What SBR-isms have crept into your normal life?? (for those that have one)

[daneblazer]

I call people hamburgers. Not sure the rest of the world gets it

[Booya711]

Daily....maybe even hourly...SBR is life

i use casing point in meetings all the time

[opie1988]

I call people hamburgers. Not sure the rest of the world gets it

I use that as well. Everyone looks at me like wtf?

Stupid hamburger fukks

[magaman]

not one bit for me. I have literally nobody in my real life that wagers. I do have old college buddies living all around the country and we talk wagering on football all the time

[juicername]

I call people hamburgers. Not sure the rest of the world gets it

Oh yeah, love doing this. It's not catching on among my buddies though...

[Shute]

Sharp,square,what-are-the-odds.

[HurryUpAndDrink]

None... And I never tell anyone I post at a gambling forum unless they are gamblers themselves

[Foxx]

Everything's a diamond dozen in my house.

[VeggieDog]

How often do you use SBR vernacular in your real life?

SBR is my real life.

[Chi_archie]

I've had 3 very passionate arguments with my wife over saying Oriole cookies

she slept on the couch once, I slept in the chicken coop once. and the other time turned very erotic





thanks for that one JJ

[BIGDAY]

I name things “Opie Style”.

[grease lightnin]

I call people hamburgers. Not sure the rest of the world gets it

Same

[Optional]

Does it count if you thought cole cuts was a real thing?

[gummo]

Any good idea is a Tremendous Play.

[DOM_Toretto]

I use “buried” at work

”brokedikkfukk” with friends

need to find a way to start using “hamburger” more

[gauchojake]

My wife calls people broke dikk's all the time. It's hilarious. We have incorporated vernacular from a few other non censored forums that I cannot repeat here.

[pavyracer]

I use common when I need to say come on.

[magaman]

So we had to stop by WalMart tonight to get our daughter some glue to make more goddam slime like these kids are making nowadays...and we noticed it was even more crowded than usual. My wife commented “yep. It’s the first Friday of the month, so all the brokedikks probably got their welfare checks”. Brokedikk is a 100% normal term at my house. We both say it multiple times a day. Sometimes brokedikk fukk, but mostly just brokedikk.

We also use “buried” all the time. When a client questions something in a smart ass way, and we quickly prove our point...we always say something like “we buried their dumbass”. Even my kid uses SBR lingo at times. She asked me just a few days ago if I was “sweating this game”. These sayings have literally become part of our daily conversations.

What SBR-isms have crept into your normal life?? (for those that have one)

I believe you!! Your wifey texted me earlier today she told me to penetrate her... makes sense now

[Roadtrip635]

I use hamburger and oyster quite a bit. I've used failed fukkin athlete a few times. A couple buddys cracked up after I called someone that and told them what it meant, now they use it.

[2daBank]

I use “buried” at work

”brokedikkfukk” with friends

need to find a way to start using “hamburger” more

I call every useless fukk a hamburger, they seem to take that better than "you useless fukk", so when I'm sparring feelings they just hamburgers now. Most seem to laugh that off.

[19th Hole]

Great topic Opie.

I use "common" all of the time.
"Broke-dik-fukk" does not fly with my wife, I have to call them "barrelled-in".
Also, I use "hamburger" for knuckle-heads on the regular. If the person in question is extra goofy then they are a "cheezeburger".

[Kermit]

LOL. This is pretty funny. We got 6 inches of snow a week ago and I shoveled 3 designated areas for my dog to poop/pee in. After I finish shoveling, I take her out and she keeps fukking around doing her circles in each of the 3 areas and I say "C'mon Roxxi, pick one, left, middle, or right"

Then she proceeds to move to the deep snow that I didn't even shovel and take a shit.

[gauchojake]

LOL. This is pretty funny. We got 6 inches of snow a week ago and I shoveled 3 designated areas for my dog to poop/pee in. After I finish shoveling, I take her out and she keeps fukking around doing her circles in each of the 3 areas and I say "C'mon Roxxi, pick one, left, middle, or right"

Then she proceeds to move to the deep snow that I didn't even shovel and take a shit.

HOF

Also pls do not talk about taking a shit in PT

[Kermit]

HOF

Also pls do not talk about taking a shit in PT

My bad.

[TheMoneyShot]

I called a girl a broke dik fukk before.

That's when you know the sh#$ getting real.

[HurryUpAndDrink]

I wonder which one of you fukks have bragged about being a PRO here to the outside world

[ChuckyTheGoat]

Does it count if you thought cole cuts was a real thing?

You hamburger

[jjgold]

not much

Real life I am a suit guy

[kidcudi92]

unfukkingreal is about the only one


sometimes buried

[Otters27]

None. Wife doesn't like forum life creeping into real life

[LVHerbie]

Opie calls my assistant (Bobby) almost daily trying to get access to credit accounts and Vegas odds. So, of course, never fukking heard of you pal, gets tossed around quite a bit.

[USCPHILLYGUY]

Odds 85% of the guys here had to look up the word "vernacular" before responding


-5000

[magaman]

Odds 85% of the guys here had to look up the word "vernacular" before responding


-5000

I totally understand a guy from Philly thinking this... makes sense

[USCPHILLYGUY]

I totally understand a guy from Philly thinking this... makes sense

well played sporty

post another fukin thread about the pulse of the public in betting the super bowl

approaching 600 post in 2 weeks and still not a pro....yeah you're sharp