Nice, mane. If you Dwight Powell, can you screenshot this post and show him this.
Dear Dwight, I feel like I can you Dwight because you and me are so alike. I'd like to meet you one day, it would be great to have a shoot around. I know I can't just as high as you but I think you'd be impressed with my defense. I love your hair, you run fast. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither. These are all things we can talk about and more. I know you have not been getting my letters because I know you would write back if you did. I hope you write back this time, and we can become good friends. I am sure our relationship would be a slam dunk!
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USCPHILLYGUY
SBR Posting Legend
12-15-12
21753
#37
Opie, restraining order granted. I’ve hired Donker to serve you. Your infatuation with me has now become criminal.
Never thought Philly going to super bowl would affect him like this
What a fukin fall from grace
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stevek173
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
03-29-08
27613
#38
Dude has it all!
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grease lightnin
SBR Posting Legend
10-01-12
16096
#39
Opie did you tell Cuban what a libtard he is?
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USCPHILLYGUY
SBR Posting Legend
12-15-12
21753
#40
Hoooly fuk. Guy bragging bout getting tickets NOT even court side for a team that’s 16-31
guys really lost it.
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388208
#41
Dallas so irrelevant as a City
reminds of of Canadians
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USCPHILLYGUY
SBR Posting Legend
12-15-12
21753
#42
Originally posted by jjgold
Dallas so irrelevant as a City
reminds of of Canadians
coach when I’m in Costa Rica I’m gonna talk to Lou about Opie’s mental health. He needs some time away
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dlunc3
SBR Hall of Famer
10-31-09
9129
#43
Opie, I can get you some KILLER courtside tix for my daughters game tonight. They are in first place in the 10 year old division
Let me know.
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USCPHILLYGUY
SBR Posting Legend
12-15-12
21753
#44
Lunker don’t engage with Opie. He’s very fragile now. The personal attacks are just embarrassing. Finally realizing that last years cowboy team was just a mirage. Team won’t be relevant for years.
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LT Profits
SBR Aristocracy
10-27-06
90963
#45
Originally posted by The Giant
Opie is a piece of shit.
He has one of the most deceitful, duplicitous, and deceptive minds of our time.
One time I was surfing on my Sarah Palin is a sexy mom fansite, then I pop on over to SBR, and lo and behold Opie has a picture of Sarah Palin. He deleted Donald Trump from the EXACT SAME PICTURE and superimposed himself onto it. It was so embarrassing. He gave me 50 points to never talk about it, but I can't hold it in anymore.
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SteelRain
SBR MVP
03-13-12
2806
#46
Originally posted by LT Profits
The look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged Opie is known to be THE most hung guy in sbr, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his rooster has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantuan thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. I'm estimating his size to be at least 10.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed Palin's pussy.
They would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. I can just imagine her begging for it, with Opie barely able to force it past the knob, and Palin moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on Opie's throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria... I bet she still masturbates to the memory of it to this day
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RudyRuetigger
SBR Aristocracy
08-24-10
65107
#47
opie has changed
sad
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DiggityDaggityDo
SBR Aristocracy
11-30-08
81463
#48
Originally posted by LT Profits
Wood Plow
She could watch too.
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magaman
SBR MVP
01-17-18
1937
#49
Opie did you tap that shit? I bet she is very good in the sack... or on the elevator or janitors closet. Let us know
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ChuckyTheGoat
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
04-04-11
38714
#50
Originally posted by SteelRain
The look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged Opie is known to be THE most hung guy in sbr, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his rooster has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantuan thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. I'm estimating his size to be at least 10.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed Palin's pussy.
They would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. I can just imagine her begging for it, with Opie barely able to force it past the knob, and Palin moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on Opie's throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria... I bet she still masturbates to the memory of it to this day
But...was Opie bigger than Glen Rice?
Where's the fuckin power box, Carol?
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ChuckyTheGoat
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
04-04-11
38714
#51
Originally posted by HurryUpAndDrink
Opie not banged up for a 50 year old person
HUD, very true. That's our goal in life, tho. No manual labor...live the ez-life and prosper.